Remember the podcast where the woman said that almost everyone finds someone by the time they're 70? So to the oldcel that is 57 on here, just 13 more years man....13 more years. It isn't over yet.
JustBe70AndFuckingDie theory
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True trueceldom starts at 18 (I'm 4-5 months away).
Giga trueceldom after 25. Never even began after 30 JFL
fucking 13 years
i wont be alive by then because of my health
A year or two after Y2K, when I was in my late-teens, I posted about my incel-related struggles on a forum for teenagers. One person unironically suggested waiting until I'm in my 60s to find someone my age to settle down with. Only 20-25 more years of soul-crushing loneliness before I finally ascend boyos!
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The real age of finding partner is 15 to 25 whereafter you don't get partner who like you both sexually and emotionally, just some cunts choosing you as an option for their future old lives.. It's over for people who never got girl after 25.
just marry a roast beef sandwich theory
70 years of torture...
Doesn't sound that good, bro
Doesn't sound that good, bro
Just wait until retirement theory
I'll probably die at 70~75 due to my shitty genetics, but nevertheless it's pointless to ascend at that age. The rules of the inceldom game are simple: after 18 you're already playing catch-up, after 25 you can only ascend as a statistical minority (you should probably visit an escort at this point), and after 35 it's absolutely over, no exceptions. Besides, your libido starts to drop at 35 and you get used to being lonely all the time, so there's no point in trying after that.
Nice , Can’t wait
I cant wait till im 70, I have so much to look forward in life
Yes. Yes you do. Many philosophers say that's the age when life really begins!
sure i have a heart attack before 70
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Implying I would even live long enough to ever be in my 70s. Inceldom cuts your life short, and I don't even mean the rope. Lifetime of stress and depression does that to a body and destroys your health.
Jeremy Meeks will live to be `110.
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The Meek(s) shall inherit the Earth.
Not to mention that he's still going to get more pussy as an old fart than I ever did even when I was in my prime.
Won't make it till 70 tbh
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What if you're like lets say 28 and she is 19
Most prb won’t even live a quarter of 70 : (
i don't think i'd want to have sex when i was 70 even if my wife was 10 years younger, which is something that only the top 1% of men can pull off these days (normies and women want age differences of 3 years maximum)
How are people so oblivious?
“Don’t worry man, once you are tired of life and regretting all your youth, get an ugly granny to finally kys, the final reminder of your inadequacy.”
Even my semi-bluepilled self circa 2001-02 was enraged by that insulting suggestion.
You'd only slay at 70 with older foids in a nursing home when she's dry as the Sahara and your libido has gone
Even women in their 70s do well on Tinder.
Even women in their 70s do well on Tinder.
Jfl at thinking I’ll reach the age of 70.
At half that age you're even more fucked as a incel, but foids of any age who're between relationships would still find someone easy enough until they stopped breathing.
I will have prayopavesa maxed by then
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When I’m 70
Well man, I know people say I am one of the most depraved users on this forum, but bro, that hole is making me nervous.
I remember, it made my blood boil. I commented on the vid, I think that was my most liked Youtube comment ever.
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Which podcast?
Just 40 more years man. 40 more years. And then you'll be able to ascend. Or just wait 21,024,000 minutes which is equal to 40 years.
Even if I could ascend with a prime white 9/10 virgin JB by then it would already be an insult, let alone with a grandma my age.
I can't even fathom the mindset of the braindead cunt that said it. I hope it was an unclear joke, but even if it were, it was distasteful as shit.
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@FrustratedWhiteMale just dont die
Yeah that did suck
Just marry a decaying corpse theory.
hm your not entitled to her decaying corpse sweaty, thats y ur inkel
And that's why the stat works. All us undesirables will die off due to poor health caused by our loneliness long before then, so the only people who survive to the age of 70 are the sex-havers, the people capable of getting a partner and ascending.
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