overlystinkypants
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Just like jews got Israel, we should also get a country as another persecuted minority.
Rise to power
After Venezuela completely collapses under socialist rule, USA should lead a military intervention and take over the country for its oil reserves. Such takeover of so many resources would cripple Russia as it would lower the oil prices and smother its economy. As of recently EU-USA relations have gotten worse after Trump so USA would suffer great international pressure and be portrayed as a warmongering tyrant. USA would need a strong explanation and a deeper reason for such takeover. This is where incels.is comes in.
Creating a country for a persecuted minority scattered across the world, suffering from lookism for many years and being a target for many anticels would give USA a moral high ground. Such invasion would be seen less as a resource theft and more as a heartwarming help for people in need. It would give the invasion a deeper meaning. I'm contacting high ranking US officials about details right now. We need to assemble a proper government body first.
Territory
Since USA would take over the country, we would only get a small portion of it to ourselves. Our Incel country would most likely be located in modern Maracaibo. We get a great starting point. Big oil reserves to support ourselves during the starting years, airport to move in incels from around the world and already established infrastructure.
It's a just a city, so we'd be like Hongkong.
Name and symbols
The name of our country is discussable. Here are some suggestions:
-Incelistan (let's call it like that for now)
-United Incel Kingdom
-The Kingdom of Incels
-Incel Empire
-New Isla Vista
Flag:
White representing a fresh start, a blank card, tabula rasa for incels.
Dark blue is the incels.is color, representing our traditions and pre-unity era.
Blackpill represents the cultural legacy of our people.
Coat of arms: needed later
National motto:"In St. Blackops2cel We Trust"
National anthem: Whitney Houston - How Will I Know (if you don't know why you're fakecel)
National animal: Femoid
Patron saints: Goderator azavii, St. Blackops2cel and St. Elliot obviously
Economy
for the start, the Incelistan economy would be supported mostly by the export of oil as well as foreign aid and US support. to kickstart the whole country, as a king with the help of the minister of finances we'd get rid of all the social programs and government interventionism to slash the tax rates and therefore create a tax haven. that move would enable small businesses to grow as well as attract investors from foreign countries to allocate and invest their money here as Incelistan would be very stable and business friendly due to low taxes and monarchy. we'd have a steady growth.
when Incelistan recovers from the economic crash and becomes the next financial centre of the world, we would spend some amount of the GDP on financing plastic surgery for truecels and importing brides from poorer countries. incels would be examined by a specific government institution whether they can escape inceldom or not. if they cant, they'd get permament NEETbux.
Government
The government would be very limited to minimize taxation and increase effectiveness. Incelistan would be an absolute monarchy with me as a king, obviously. But we still need others to establish a proper government. Anyone wants to take these positions?
Minister of Finances - to oversee the country's finances, propose tax plans, manage debt and spending etc.
Minister of War - needed to conquer Chad and plan our country's defense
Minister of Justice - responsible for judicial power, establishing courts and writing laws
Minister of Incel Culture and Heritage - someone who would research and organize the history of incels, our achievements and past events. a CRUCIAL position in order to keep a national identity for Incelistan citizens
Minister of Misogony - self-explanatory
Incelistan Police Chief - responsible for establishing, recruiting and keeping a national police force to protect Incelistan citizens from feral femoids and normies
Incelistan Armed Forces Supreme Commander - build an army and crush our enemies
Federal Bureau of Fakecel Investigation Director - responsible for detecting and tracking fakecels, needed coordination with the Incel Police Chief
Rise to power
After Venezuela completely collapses under socialist rule, USA should lead a military intervention and take over the country for its oil reserves. Such takeover of so many resources would cripple Russia as it would lower the oil prices and smother its economy. As of recently EU-USA relations have gotten worse after Trump so USA would suffer great international pressure and be portrayed as a warmongering tyrant. USA would need a strong explanation and a deeper reason for such takeover. This is where incels.is comes in.
Creating a country for a persecuted minority scattered across the world, suffering from lookism for many years and being a target for many anticels would give USA a moral high ground. Such invasion would be seen less as a resource theft and more as a heartwarming help for people in need. It would give the invasion a deeper meaning. I'm contacting high ranking US officials about details right now. We need to assemble a proper government body first.
Territory
Since USA would take over the country, we would only get a small portion of it to ourselves. Our Incel country would most likely be located in modern Maracaibo. We get a great starting point. Big oil reserves to support ourselves during the starting years, airport to move in incels from around the world and already established infrastructure.
It's a just a city, so we'd be like Hongkong.
Name and symbols
The name of our country is discussable. Here are some suggestions:
-Incelistan (let's call it like that for now)
-United Incel Kingdom
-The Kingdom of Incels
-Incel Empire
-New Isla Vista
Flag:
White representing a fresh start, a blank card, tabula rasa for incels.
Dark blue is the incels.is color, representing our traditions and pre-unity era.
Blackpill represents the cultural legacy of our people.
Coat of arms: needed later
National motto:"In St. Blackops2cel We Trust"
National anthem: Whitney Houston - How Will I Know (if you don't know why you're fakecel)
National animal: Femoid
Patron saints: Goderator azavii, St. Blackops2cel and St. Elliot obviously
Economy
for the start, the Incelistan economy would be supported mostly by the export of oil as well as foreign aid and US support. to kickstart the whole country, as a king with the help of the minister of finances we'd get rid of all the social programs and government interventionism to slash the tax rates and therefore create a tax haven. that move would enable small businesses to grow as well as attract investors from foreign countries to allocate and invest their money here as Incelistan would be very stable and business friendly due to low taxes and monarchy. we'd have a steady growth.
when Incelistan recovers from the economic crash and becomes the next financial centre of the world, we would spend some amount of the GDP on financing plastic surgery for truecels and importing brides from poorer countries. incels would be examined by a specific government institution whether they can escape inceldom or not. if they cant, they'd get permament NEETbux.
Government
The government would be very limited to minimize taxation and increase effectiveness. Incelistan would be an absolute monarchy with me as a king, obviously. But we still need others to establish a proper government. Anyone wants to take these positions?
Minister of Finances - to oversee the country's finances, propose tax plans, manage debt and spending etc.
Minister of War - needed to conquer Chad and plan our country's defense
Minister of Justice - responsible for judicial power, establishing courts and writing laws
Minister of Incel Culture and Heritage - someone who would research and organize the history of incels, our achievements and past events. a CRUCIAL position in order to keep a national identity for Incelistan citizens
Minister of Misogony - self-explanatory
Incelistan Police Chief - responsible for establishing, recruiting and keeping a national police force to protect Incelistan citizens from feral femoids and normies
Incelistan Armed Forces Supreme Commander - build an army and crush our enemies
Federal Bureau of Fakecel Investigation Director - responsible for detecting and tracking fakecels, needed coordination with the Incel Police Chief