This is how I grow my moustache for much of the year. I feel like I look worse without a moustache and a short goatee. If I was surgerymaxxed, I wouldn't mind being clean shaven because I wouldn't look even more ugly without facial hair. Due to my disfigurement, facial hair actually makes me look younger rather than older. With facial hair, I look like a creepy inbred child molester. Without facial hair, I look like a creepy inbred child molester who is 50 years old and got divorce raped in the 80's by a landwhale who uses mayonnaise to lube up her dog dildos.
Right now I only have one of these because I got tired of it getting in my face and it's easier to hide one of these under a corona mask. Before I trimmed it, sometimes people would ask why I had such an extreme moustache (when I was forced to leave my house). I would tell them "you noticed my moustache before you noticed my recessed chin... that's why". This kind of moustache only works for deathnics, if you have light colored facial hair it just makes you look like a craft beer drinking redditor. I would also shave my pubes to have a moustache shape like this in case I ever had the money and the courage to escortmaxx, but then I looked in the mirror and remembered that seeing an escort would be a traumatic experience for me. I still have the pubestache though, my less than eight inch micro penis looks cool going into the FleshLight like that.
Anyone else moustache cope because their face bones are trash and would be better off being rearranged by a self administered buckshotoplasty because you can't afford facial surgery?
