Since my masterpiece isn't getting the attention it deserves. I'll post it here.
It was a good day in Class 2-A today, Everyone was crowded around Toji watching interracial midget porn. Shinji was alone in one corner. He had nothing to do so he went to the deep web.
In the deep web he saw a video "How to Kill an Infidel" he watched it and saw a man covered in black cloth. The camera then shifted to a bunch of infidels tied up to a pole. The jihadist suddenly shouted "allahu akbar!" before igniting himself, which killed everyone around him including the cameraman, so the video stopped right there.
"Cooooooooool!" Shinji exclaimed. He had been brainwashed and is now a muslim.
He went home that day and started reading the Quran. Slowly he began to develop violence, pedophilia and a goat fetish.
He asked people to stop calling him Shinji and instead Shinjihad ibn ikman. This triggered Asuka, who just so happened to be a Blonde Alt-Right Aryan nationalist.
So Asuka one day decided to reveal her power level. Asuka is a big girl and can easily dominate Shinji
While Shinji was kneeling down in the hallway in the direction of Mecca, Asuka pulled him up violently and confronted him.
"You better stop yer degeneracy fam, Islam has no place in the western world."
“Asuka no!” Shinji was saddened by the islamophobia. He always assumed that everyone is as tolerant as Sweden.
"Shove your bible up your dead bitch-mom you bloody infidel!" Shinji hollered back to her
Shinji went back to praying. He has decided not to fight because Islam is a religion of peace.
But Asuka was not peaceful. She suddenly grabbed Shinji by his collar and punched the fuck out of him.
Shinji was gasping for air. Lucky for him, he had already prepared for these brawls and he know just the way to de-escalate things.
Asuka, in her ignorance, noticed nothing about the vest which Shinji has strapped on.
Shinji suddenly pulled the cord, killing both of them instantly and also a turkroach who was selling kebabs by the hallway.
Seeing that the Aryan had fallen, everyone in the hallway suddenly revealed their true identities.
It seems that Occupy Democrats had brainwashed them and now everyone is a devout Muslim.
"Brother Shinjihad will never be forgetten," HikariHaram said as lard grease started flowing down her cheeks.
Everyone howled in anguish as the wind blown away the ashes that is left of the two. Shinji is a hero they don't deserve but the hero they need.
Fortunately Allah was merciful, so he resurrected Shinji who returned to Earth to continue spreading good.
All the muslims in Shinji’s school rejoiced on that day. To celebrate that day they had planned to fund for a trip to Mecca.
Soon they had enough for the trip to Mecca.
On christmas eve they left for mecca. Thanks to Allah's divine intervention the pilot who was supposed to knock down towers was sick that day so they got a moderate muslim as pilot instead.
When they reached there, the airport staff asked for jizya (infidel tax). Good thing they were all snackbars so the unprofessional staff ain't got a single dime.
They then went to the Kaaba where they participated in the Tawaf. A few of them got stampeded to death and to comfort the survivors over the loss of their comrades the organizer distributed free Kebabs.
Unfortunately the Kebabs were sabotaged by infidels on the way to Mecca so it contained pork. The non-halal blasphemy turned the pilgrims off so they started rioting. More people died as a result.
Shinji did a headcount of his group. Half of his brethen perished. Good thing his closest friends, Kaworu bilal Rasheed, Tojihad and Hikariharam were still with him.
Sadly, they too were soon to be with Allah.
Kaworu bilal Rasheed was lynched by a gang of Homophobes while the other two were stoned in a Marijuana Cafe, not in a good way.
"Nooooooooooooooo!" Shinjihad yelled in anguish as he watched all his comrades fell. In his grief he swore allegiance to ISIS, but was finished off by American infidel drones because god bless America.
It was a good day in Class 2-A today, Everyone was crowded around Toji watching interracial midget porn. Shinji was alone in one corner. He had nothing to do so he went to the deep web.
In the deep web he saw a video "How to Kill an Infidel" he watched it and saw a man covered in black cloth. The camera then shifted to a bunch of infidels tied up to a pole. The jihadist suddenly shouted "allahu akbar!" before igniting himself, which killed everyone around him including the cameraman, so the video stopped right there.
"Cooooooooool!" Shinji exclaimed. He had been brainwashed and is now a muslim.
He went home that day and started reading the Quran. Slowly he began to develop violence, pedophilia and a goat fetish.
He asked people to stop calling him Shinji and instead Shinjihad ibn ikman. This triggered Asuka, who just so happened to be a Blonde Alt-Right Aryan nationalist.
So Asuka one day decided to reveal her power level. Asuka is a big girl and can easily dominate Shinji
While Shinji was kneeling down in the hallway in the direction of Mecca, Asuka pulled him up violently and confronted him.
"You better stop yer degeneracy fam, Islam has no place in the western world."
“Asuka no!” Shinji was saddened by the islamophobia. He always assumed that everyone is as tolerant as Sweden.
"Shove your bible up your dead bitch-mom you bloody infidel!" Shinji hollered back to her
Shinji went back to praying. He has decided not to fight because Islam is a religion of peace.
But Asuka was not peaceful. She suddenly grabbed Shinji by his collar and punched the fuck out of him.
Shinji was gasping for air. Lucky for him, he had already prepared for these brawls and he know just the way to de-escalate things.
Asuka, in her ignorance, noticed nothing about the vest which Shinji has strapped on.
Shinji suddenly pulled the cord, killing both of them instantly and also a turkroach who was selling kebabs by the hallway.
Seeing that the Aryan had fallen, everyone in the hallway suddenly revealed their true identities.
It seems that Occupy Democrats had brainwashed them and now everyone is a devout Muslim.
"Brother Shinjihad will never be forgetten," HikariHaram said as lard grease started flowing down her cheeks.
Everyone howled in anguish as the wind blown away the ashes that is left of the two. Shinji is a hero they don't deserve but the hero they need.
Fortunately Allah was merciful, so he resurrected Shinji who returned to Earth to continue spreading good.
All the muslims in Shinji’s school rejoiced on that day. To celebrate that day they had planned to fund for a trip to Mecca.
Soon they had enough for the trip to Mecca.
On christmas eve they left for mecca. Thanks to Allah's divine intervention the pilot who was supposed to knock down towers was sick that day so they got a moderate muslim as pilot instead.
When they reached there, the airport staff asked for jizya (infidel tax). Good thing they were all snackbars so the unprofessional staff ain't got a single dime.
They then went to the Kaaba where they participated in the Tawaf. A few of them got stampeded to death and to comfort the survivors over the loss of their comrades the organizer distributed free Kebabs.
Unfortunately the Kebabs were sabotaged by infidels on the way to Mecca so it contained pork. The non-halal blasphemy turned the pilgrims off so they started rioting. More people died as a result.
Shinji did a headcount of his group. Half of his brethen perished. Good thing his closest friends, Kaworu bilal Rasheed, Tojihad and Hikariharam were still with him.
Sadly, they too were soon to be with Allah.
Kaworu bilal Rasheed was lynched by a gang of Homophobes while the other two were stoned in a Marijuana Cafe, not in a good way.
"Nooooooooooooooo!" Shinjihad yelled in anguish as he watched all his comrades fell. In his grief he swore allegiance to ISIS, but was finished off by American infidel drones because god bless America.
