My irl name is retarded

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My 1st name translates to ''john'' in english, but my second name is ''john'', so my full name is ''john (middle name) john''

My first name in its language is pronounced like ''yay-anne''

 

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At least my name isn't emmanual

 

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I wish i had a normal name like john

Ive thought about legally changing my name to Corneilius but i am too lazy