Venting My parents are currently out of town for the weekend, and I am sad I don't have a gf to call over and fuck.

[Toxic_Manbabby]

Why can't I have this? I want to COOM into some pussy!

 

[iamsubhuman]

tfw no gf to call over to fuck when your parents are away

if you got friends tho, you can invite them to hang out at your place

 

[Deleted member 6214]

You have unaesthetic bone structure.

 

[AllanKing]

just call your parents back to fuck

 

[Julaybib]

degenerate fantasies

 

[mNFwTJ3wz9]

degenerate fantasies

What?

 

[Julaybib]

What?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

That has happened to me three times in the past:

19-years-old: My dad left the house to me for a while, because I told him "I might be losing my virginity tonight" - the foid didn't show.

22-years-old: My mom left the house to me for a while, but I had no foids to call for sex.

28-years-old: My aunt's house, and my mom's house were empty since they were on vacation - all the foids I knew had to work, or at least that's what they told me.

 

[It all fell down]

That has happened to me three times in the past:

19-years-old: My dad left the house to me for a while, because I told him "I might be losing my virginity tonight" - the foid didn't show.

22-years-old: My mom left the house to me for a while, but I had no foids to call for sex.

28-years-old: My aunt's house, and my mom's house were empty since they were on vacation - all the foids I knew had to work, or at least that's what they told me.

What's about escortmaxxing?

 

[Meus]

What a depressing thread.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

What's about escortmaxxing?

No, I hate foids too much to ever pay one my hard-earned money for sex, especially when they have sex with chad for free.

 

[NagarNikkucel]

Fatcel = Volcel

 

[Loner94]

It ain't easy

 

[Italian Incel]

No, I hate foids too much to ever pay one my hard-earned money for sex, especially when they have sex with chad for free.

based and

 

[AbsolutelyBrutal]

Bro invite me and we can do a BBQ or something, I'm a good cook

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

OP - why don't you pawn some of their stuff and hire a hooker to come over?

Because I don't have a way to do any method of selling anything from here because I can't drive and the post office that is close enough for me to walk to doesn't deliver mail. Also, pawning their stuff might just make them mad enough at me to consider kicking me out; especially if I sold an heirloom.