Context, skip if you want:
So I'm getting surgery this January (assuming everything goes well) for my shitty loose skin. I'm getting it done in Mexico because I don't want to blow my entire life savings on it if I don't have to. My height is average and my face is fairly decent so I think this'll give me the edge I need to ascend through Tinder.
The pertinent info:
I shave my head with a razor because my hair is thinning and norwooding. I've posted selfies on a bunch of places, they all told me my eyebrows were too thick, but one person said I'd be a Chad if I grew a beard. Though I wouldn't go as far as to say a beard would make me a Chad, I did decide to grow a goatee instead of a full beard, since it's easier to make that look decent with a shaved head and don't want to hide my jawline. It's been almost a week. The goatee's coming in nicely, and it's definitely making my eyebrows not look so thick.
Then it hit me. I'm starting to look like Edward Norton in American History X.
Could I be onto something? I should definitely have a decent goatee by January, so maybe once I come back from Mexico City, I can make another Tinder profile with a nice edgy Nazi skinhead motif. Hitler salute at the camera, Skrewdriver song for my anthem, that sort of thing. Maybe even get a pair of white-laced Doc Martens if I really want to play it up.
Not denying that Tinder success is 90% looks at the absolute least, but I'm bored and low inhib enough to try this to see where it goes.
So I'm getting surgery this January (assuming everything goes well) for my shitty loose skin. I'm getting it done in Mexico because I don't want to blow my entire life savings on it if I don't have to. My height is average and my face is fairly decent so I think this'll give me the edge I need to ascend through Tinder.
The pertinent info:
I shave my head with a razor because my hair is thinning and norwooding. I've posted selfies on a bunch of places, they all told me my eyebrows were too thick, but one person said I'd be a Chad if I grew a beard. Though I wouldn't go as far as to say a beard would make me a Chad, I did decide to grow a goatee instead of a full beard, since it's easier to make that look decent with a shaved head and don't want to hide my jawline. It's been almost a week. The goatee's coming in nicely, and it's definitely making my eyebrows not look so thick.
Then it hit me. I'm starting to look like Edward Norton in American History X.
Could I be onto something? I should definitely have a decent goatee by January, so maybe once I come back from Mexico City, I can make another Tinder profile with a nice edgy Nazi skinhead motif. Hitler salute at the camera, Skrewdriver song for my anthem, that sort of thing. Maybe even get a pair of white-laced Doc Martens if I really want to play it up.
Not denying that Tinder success is 90% looks at the absolute least, but I'm bored and low inhib enough to try this to see where it goes.
