New here, but I want to share something

[snabeltierk]

Hello Brocel here,

I'm quite new here and I'm 34 and still a virgin, but I have a problem.

My roomate is a Stacy and she is fucking all the time. Specially on the weekends, she goes out everynight looking like a filthy slut and comes back with a different guy every time. I am so fucking done with this, our rooms are pretty much next to eachother and they wake me up every single time. They come in drunk and have the loudest sex possible it is like they are trying to rub it in and make me jelous, make me feel like a worthless virgin. Making me hear something I will never have. What should I do?

ps. once i found a Chad, naked and sitting in the kitchen

 

[RealSchizo]

Brutal.

 

[Vendetta]

My roomate is a Stacy and she is fucking all the time

rape her

 

[Incline]

No way I could live like this JFL

I also live with roommates and foids but we all have our own closed rooms and I never leave or talk to any of them.

 

[Vendetta]

ps. once i found a Chad, naked and sitting in the kitchen

awkward ahhh eye contact with him

 

[Max Doltman]

record the sound and post it or your fake

 

[Vendetta]

I also live with roommates and foids but we all have our own closed rooms and I never leave or talk to any of them.

based

 

[Vendetta]

record the sound and post it or your fake

cuck

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

no pandering ..

 

[Max Doltman]

cuck

no

 

[Dr. Autismo]

Send pics of her

 

[Simba]

Brutal.

 

[snabeltierk]

No way I could live like this JFL

I also live with roommates and foids but we all have our own closed rooms and I never leave or talk to any of them.

That is what I do and have been doing in other appartments but this slut is going too far, and I cannot afford to move to a different place, everything is expensive af.

 

[Awake]

My roomate is a Stacy and she is fucking all the time

go rape hER and post it here

 

[RealSchizo]

no pandering ..

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mogs me

 

[edgelordcel]

Moan back at them
Play loud disturbing sounds of scratching screaming
Invite ur friends over and get drunk and loud

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Brutal.

Don't care.

 

[snabeltierk]

Moan back at them
Play loud disturbing sounds of scratching screaming
Invite ur friends over and get drunk and loud

I wish i had friends.

That is why I joined cause everyone I know thinks I am a weirdo, and I just need peopl that think like me

 

[edgelordcel]

I wish i had friends.

That is why I joined cause everyone I know thinks I am a weirdo, and I just need peopl that think like me

Get back at her

 

[edgelordcel]

I wish i had friends.

That is why I joined cause everyone I know thinks I am a weirdo, and I just need peopl that think like me

Ur a cuck if u just suffer and ignore them sexing

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

My roomate is a Stacy

BROOOOOOTALLLLLLL

 

[snabeltierk]

Get back at her

What do you suggest?

 

[Incline]

That is what I do and have been doing in other appartments but this slut is going too far, and I cannot afford to move to a different place, everything is expensive af.

I had a problem like that too

One of the foids had been fucking every day and she was right next to my room so I could hear it.

But her Boyfriend would beat her every day JFL she would cry but she would always come back and fuck with him anyway so IDGF. She would cry in the corridor I would just continue playing counter strike JFL...

Also sometimes this niggers knock on my doors but I don't answer the door.

Anyway eventually the police came and arrested her Boyfriend and she tried protecting him and didn't tell them what happened! She got evicted later JFL.

 

[Destroyed lonely]

My roomate is a Stacy

Stopped reading, has a foid "roommate"

 

[Destroyed lonely]

no pandering ..

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Who is that, I know it's not you

 

[edgelordcel]

What do you suggest?

B4 they come stink up the place and leave

 

[snabeltierk]

I had a problem like that too

One of the foids had been fucking every day and she was right next to my room so I could hear it.

But her Boyfriend would beat her every day JFL she would cry but she would always come back and fuck with him anyway so IDGF. She would cry in the corridor I would just continue playing counter strike JFL...

Also sometimes this niggers knock on my doors but I don't answer the door.

Anyway eventually the police came and arrested her Boyfriend and she tried protecting him and didn't tell them what happened! She got evicted later JFL.

Sometimes I've thought about calling the cops and saying that someone broke in when she came back drunk, to see if they arrested the guy. I pussied out, I kinda feel bad about doing something like that to a random.

I hate being a nicecel. I guess that is why everyone around me looks over my shoulder like if I was nothing.

 

[snabeltierk]

B4 they come stink up the place and leave

Nice one

 

[edgelordcel]

Nice one

Rotten fish and oysters r best

 

[edgelordcel]

Nice one

Burn microwave food, make ammonia or sulpfur

In gta

 

[SupremeGentleCel]

This thread makes me hate those cum dumpsters more.
Absolutely good for nothing, but being used as a sex toy

 

[edgelordcel]

Nice one

pick up ur valuables, hide them somewhere, come back, make a gas leak, turn the lights off
Leave
When they come back to fuck and turn the lights on, boom


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[Arnocel]

Brutal.

 

[edgelordcel]

pick up ur valuables, hide them somewhere, come back, make a gas leak, turn the lights off
Leave
When they come back to fuck and turn the lights on, boom


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[PolskiKartofel]

rape her

 

[TheGrayWolf]

Hello Brocel here,

I'm quite new here and I'm 34 and still a virgin, but I have a problem.

My roomate is a Stacy and she is fucking all the time. Specially on the weekends, she goes out everynight looking like a filthy slut and comes back with a different guy every time. I am so fucking done with this, our rooms are pretty much next to eachother and they wake me up every single time. They come in drunk and have the loudest sex possible it is like they are trying to rub it in and make me jelous, make me feel like a worthless virgin. Making me hear something I will never have. What should I do?

ps. once i found a Chad, naked and sitting in the kitchen

Have you ever kissed, held hands or hugged before? Have you ever been on a date or even had a girlfriend?

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

rape her

 

[IncelTill.idie]

LARP

 

[gasping]

Hello Brocel here,

I'm quite new here and I'm 34 and still a virgin, but I have a problem.

My roomate is a Stacy and she is fucking all the time. Specially on the weekends, she goes out everynight looking like a filthy slut and comes back with a different guy every time. I am so fucking done with this, our rooms are pretty much next to eachother and they wake me up every single time. They come in drunk and have the loudest sex possible it is like they are trying to rub it in and make me jelous, make me feel like a worthless virgin. Making me hear something I will never have. What should I do?

ps. once i found a Chad, naked and sitting in the kitchen

Holy fuck I would end her life

 

[AshamedVirgin34]

Do all you can to move, get a male roommate or an ugly roommate, and never talk to that disgusting privileged unrespectworthy whore ever again.

Disgusting how people can have sex and we just can be witness of their privileged.

 

[lazy_gamer_423]

rape her

 

[SteelCentaur]

Ask her to keep it down and show some respect. If she still continues, contact the landlord.

 

[Autistic Uggo]

Brutal. This sounds like a nightmare for an incel.

Ask her to keep it down and show some respect. If she still continues, contact the landlord.

Unless you can move out, this is probably the only thing you can do.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

I'd have cummed on her face during her sleep

 

[Top Red Garnacho]

Tell her about the inconvenience she's causing

 

[psyop]

no pandering ..

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Nigga look tall

 

[elliotmaxxer]

kill them (in minecraft) go ER