Defetivecuckachu
His name's Air Bud, and he's shredding our defense
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As you may know from my past post, I am an older cel (40) and I have been told from time to time that I share some pretty cucked and views on here.
I attribute this to the fact that I am not LDARing and I have spent my adult life getting on with the things that I can control. So I earn about $100k and have owned my house and land for nearly ten years now. My neighbours are good cunts. My work colleagues and my employers are good cunts. So I am pretty lucky compared to a lot of people in the world.
I have always been pretty close to my 1-year older sister, we were little best friends as children, shit got hard in my teens and 20s as I has to deal with the discovery that she had SMV and I didn't. But today things are good again, I like her husband and am enjoying being "rich" uncle cuckachu in the lives of her 3 children.
All of that is a long intro to last weekend... I was at their house, their two youngest kids (9m and 8f) were hilarious... they are close in age like my sister and me and I love the life they have. They are at that age where penises and butt holes and vulvas are just the funniest concepts EVER.
He was trying to have a serious conversation about tidying their room, and she just kept making everything about penises and trolling the hell out of him. NGL it was funny shit and I failed to keep a straight face.
James: Alice, mommy said we need to pick up our toys!
Alice: James, mommy said we need to pick up out PENIS!
J: No, Alice I'm being serious! I'm picking up my toys, you really need to pick up your toys!
A: Yes I know I'm picking up my PENIS!
Then some unintended blackpills dropped out and I just about PMSL..
A: All of these things are my PENIS! I've got lots of penises! I've got an infinite number of penises! Look at this, I've got a really LONG PENIS! Look at my BROWN PENIS!
And I was like
It was very hard not to say to little nephew "she's right, you know.."
But I didn't, he will learn about the in due course, let him enjoy his childhood for now.
I attribute this to the fact that I am not LDARing and I have spent my adult life getting on with the things that I can control. So I earn about $100k and have owned my house and land for nearly ten years now. My neighbours are good cunts. My work colleagues and my employers are good cunts. So I am pretty lucky compared to a lot of people in the world.
I have always been pretty close to my 1-year older sister, we were little best friends as children, shit got hard in my teens and 20s as I has to deal with the discovery that she had SMV and I didn't. But today things are good again, I like her husband and am enjoying being "rich" uncle cuckachu in the lives of her 3 children.
All of that is a long intro to last weekend... I was at their house, their two youngest kids (9m and 8f) were hilarious... they are close in age like my sister and me and I love the life they have. They are at that age where penises and butt holes and vulvas are just the funniest concepts EVER.
He was trying to have a serious conversation about tidying their room, and she just kept making everything about penises and trolling the hell out of him. NGL it was funny shit and I failed to keep a straight face.
James: Alice, mommy said we need to pick up our toys!
Alice: James, mommy said we need to pick up out PENIS!
J: No, Alice I'm being serious! I'm picking up my toys, you really need to pick up your toys!
A: Yes I know I'm picking up my PENIS!
Then some unintended blackpills dropped out and I just about PMSL..
A: All of these things are my PENIS! I've got lots of penises! I've got an infinite number of penises! Look at this, I've got a really LONG PENIS! Look at my BROWN PENIS!
And I was like
It was very hard not to say to little nephew "she's right, you know.."
But I didn't, he will learn about the in due course, let him enjoy his childhood for now.
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