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It's Over [POEM] Boo-fucking-hoo

darkdungeon

darkdungeon

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I close my eyes

Wet

I gasp for air

Dry

I tense my muscles

Tight

I shake my leg

Involuntarily

I begin to cry

Sadness.
 
A poem about bastards

You tell me to do this
He tells me to do that
You are all bastards
Go fuck your mother
 
"i don't like poems that don't rhyme"
1692985819204
 
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

 
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

Im so autistic that in school I wrote down "girls devour my franksquirter in Germany and I raised my rod in Egypt and I split the red sea, that means I had sex with a girl on her period that's right, I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight!" And credited it to Jon lajoie and showed it to whoever asked because the verse made me laugh and feel less sad.

I got bullied less because of how pathetic it was :feelskek: :feelskek: :kys:
 
Im so autistic that in school I wrote down "girls devour my franksquirter in Germany and I raised my rod in Egypt and I split the red sea, that means I had sex with a girl on her period that's right, I don't mind ketchup on my hotdog as long as the bun is tight!" And credited it to Jon lajoie and showed it to whoever asked because the verse made me laugh and feel less sad.

I got bullied less because of how pathetic it was :feelskek: :feelskek: :kys:
Based Jon maxxer
 
Mozart of huge balls the albert einstein of cock
 
I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you're sharing all this information with me?
 
Follow Jon Lajoie
on Bandsintown
"Show Me Your Genitals"

Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

You're talking to me about stuff
Why? I'd rather see your titties
Now you're talking about other stuff
Why? I'd much rather see your titties

I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you're sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist, 'cause I'm saying it in a song
That's right bitch, now take off your thong

And show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

Knock, knock, who's there? It's me
Wondering why you're not naked
Knock, knock, who's there? Me again
Still wondering why you're not naked

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say
No, I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay
Something, something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis, 'cause it's really big

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart
Women are only good for three things:
Cooking, cleaning and vaginas

Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, your genitalia

I can give good sex to you,
'cause I'm really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you,
'cause I'm really good at sex.

Oh yeah! That's right, shake your... bums!
I'm out of here. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls
 
Follow Jon Lajoie
on Bandsintown

"Show Me Your Genitals"

Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right, I just have sex with them
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

You're talking to me about stuff
Why? I'd rather see your titties
Now you're talking about other stuff
Why? I'd much rather see your titties

I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams
So why you're sharing all this information with me?

It's not sexist, 'cause I'm saying it in a song
That's right bitch, now take off your thong

And show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia

Knock, knock, who's there? It's me
Wondering why you're not naked
Knock, knock, who's there? Me again
Still wondering why you're not naked

I wanna see your bum, I don't care what you say
No, I don't have feelings, 'cause feelings are gay
Something, something in the month of May
Bitches love my penis, 'cause it's really big

Girl's brains are much stupider than men's are
So they should always listen to us, 'cause we're smart
Women are only good for three things:
Cooking, cleaning and vaginas

Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, genitalia
Show me your genitals, your genitals
Show me your genitals, your genitalia

I can give good sex to you,
'cause I'm really good at sex.
I can give good sex to you,
'cause I'm really good at sex.

Oh yeah! That's right, shake your... bums!
I'm out of here. I gotta go have sex with a lot of girls
Could at least link the song you bastard, now I wanna listen to it ALL
 
Could at least link the song you bastard, now I wanna listen to it ALL
All the information is there, Use youtube, Whos the retard now huh? YOU!
 
No thoughts
Head empty
No thots
Balls dry

I can’t breed
No matter how hard I try
 
 
@Epedaphic, rate it. :feelsjuice:
Nice poem man. I like how concisely it summarizes the inkwell experience, it also reflects just how empty a lot of our lives are, thanks to the few mm of bone we’re missing. I give it an 8/8.
 
Nice poem man. I like how concisely it summarizes the inkwell experience, it also reflects just how empty a lot of our lives are, thanks to the few mm of bone we’re missing. I give it an 8/8.
Why, thank you. It is indeed an undeniable masterpiece perfectly capturing the essence of subhumanity, if I do say so myself. Glad you’ve liked it, kind stranger. :feelsYall:
 

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