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"Natalya Navy Seals! I will take the wheel and you will fuck out of here. I have a Jeep in Moscow but I will fuck you up here... Excuse me, do you have 1 ruble for the bus ticket?" Guy: "but you have a Jeep in Moscow" Natalya: "but it's in Moscow and right now I am in another civilized city." Guy: "mhmmm..." Natalya: "Okay buddy, sit here for a bit *smacks the ground with her foot* till your time comes..." "I said... start moving" Driver: "What are we doing?" Natalya: "Start moving.." Driver: "Really?" Natalya: "Inhale! Exhale! Fall down, push ups! BLYAD, if I STARTED SHOOTING HERE... I WILL SHOOT WHATEVER IS UNDER YOUR BELT... I hope you remember what's there... *goes up to a woman behind her* Excuse me but wouldn't you mind giving me 1 ruble?" *woman gives 1 ruble* Natalya: "Thank you *does army salute*... So buddy, should I write your number down(vehicle's number plates I am guessing)?" Driver: "yes yes yes" Natalya: "Excellent, BTW you are fired... BTW FUCK OFF, IMBECIL" Driver: "ok fuck off now.." Natalya: "Start moving or fuck off!".
 

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