Story time: Don't go to strip clubs as a sub5 male

[Lawrence]

if u can escortcel without feeling humilated, that probably means you dont have a small dick

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Escorts don't care about your dick size, pshhh- -they care about how much money you'll spend!
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If anything they'll prefer a smaller penis to a big one 'cuz less chance of it hurting
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[UglyBaldingManlet]

Going to a strip club is totally cucked and very simpish.
Only exception would be a a bachelor party with the bros, as a sort of gag/ nod to the the groom's last chance to look at other women naked.

Why would an incel step foot in such place, instead of just paying a hookers to suck his dick?

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

if u can escortcel without feeling humilated, that probably means you dont have a small dick, which means youre a fakecel that needs to just go ascend already

lmao, plenty of incels with large dicks.

 

[kay']

Funny story GrAYman but why would you pay 110 euros and not even get a bj.

I pay 50$ here and fuck twice then cum on her face.

Since its your first time ill let it slide

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

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Escorts don't care about your dick size, pshhh- -they care about how much money you'll spend!
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If anything they'll prefer a smaller penis to a big one 'cuz less chance of it hurting
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A large cock is just more of a chore to get through starfish sex session for cash. Having big dick is only beneficial if you're attractive enough to get a non-working girl to fuck you, because she's actually turned on enough to accommodate said large penis.

 

[UglyBaldingManlet]

Funny story GrAYman but why would you pay 110 euros and not even get a bj.

I pay 50$ here and fuck twice then cum on her face.

Since its your first time ill let it slide

50usd for blowjob and full sex? You must be banging straight-up nasty heroine and meth heads for that cheap. yuck

 

[kay']

50usd for blowjob and full sex? You must be banging straight-up nasty heroine and meth heads for that cheap. yuck

It is a special price for me and most of them are refugees who need money but it is true they arent high class.

The high ones are 200$ one round

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

I went there with my older brother two weeks ago, first time btw. (My older brother is kind of a chad, he has an easy time with women and he's extroverted, he used to go clubbing in his teens and 20s.)

When I first entered the club, I got instantly approached by a hot stripper asking me if I want a private dance, I thought "fuck it why not"

So she led me to a private room, she asked me if this is my first time, I said yes. I paid like €110 for a 20 min session (some guys told me later I kinda got scammed, but I had a great time nonetheless).

I was very nervous and had thoughts in my head (don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up, be cool).

I told her that I don't have a lot of money so this is all I will pay for. She then caressed my body and I'm like "fuck, this is tough".

The first few mins were kinda awkward because she asked me if I have any music that I can play while she is stripping, I told her no because I mostly listen to synthwave stuff so she played her own Spotify playlist instead.

I don't remember much because I got so mindfucked so I'm gonna summarize everything:

So she started stripping and touching me. I'm like in my mind (aw, shit here we go) and then took off her bra and got on top of me. I got to touch her boobs and so on. She also later then grinded her ass on my boner and we kinda dry humped together.

After she was done, we cuddled together for a bit and then got out of the room.

Me and my bro stayed at the strip club a bit longer but then went home after that and this is where things got kinda bad.

The next day, the stripper was living rent free in my head and I thought "maybe I do have a chance of getting a gf after all".

I downloaded the Hinge app because people say out of all dating apps, this one is the best. I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here.



Just brutal. This is how manipulative and dangerous foids are. Stay away from strip clubs if you are a sub5.

stay away from that shit. they get you addicted and you will lose more and more.

 

[Swagpilled]

Seriously that much? I thought it was like € 100-200 for one hour. Maybe that was the case before the recent inflation? Or maybe I just live under a rock.

just checked and standard rate seems to be 250 an hour. still way more than anyone should ever pay

 

[OutcompetedByRoomba]

With €110 you could fuck at least 4 young girls in Brasil.

Wow, first time I have a reason to be envious of Brazilians

 

[fheon]

I think that was a positive experience For you.

 

[fheon]

You know you've watched too much porn when a random stripper fools you into thinking her intimacy was genuine

OP should form some parasocial relationships with Twitch streamers and OF thots, that way he can feel even more loved

Genuinity doesnt mean anything. Affection starved men Will Be ecstatic with female touch. Your Crab ass should kys

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

Genuinity doesnt mean anything. Affection starved men Will Be ecstatic with female touch. Your Crab ass should kys

OK, so fuck off to OF

Obsess over some OF thot's ass instead of mine, I'm sure they'd pretend to appreciate your attention more

 

[fheon]

OK, so fuck off to OF

Obsess over some OF thot's ass instead of mine, I'm sure they'd pretend to appreciate your attention more

What? Staring at pictures isnt Human touch. I havent paid a dime to of whores. I HAVE paid thousands to real whores where I genuinely got to suck some titties For My moneys worth. Keep being a sad fuck

 

[cunnylover69]

Vanilla Unicorn type I remember when I was in primary school GTA V just released, I saved up money and bought it and one weekend my entire family went out on a two day trip to my mothers home country(I was home alone). I beat my meat to that shit, I started have headaches that felt like aneurysms. I probably beat to GTA more than anyone in the world

Yeah the strippers in that game weren't even that hot but I really enjoyed being a repeat customer for some girls and then I could call her and have her come to my apartment, it really sold the illusion for me. JFC I'd probably become a massive betabuxxer if I went to a strip club irl

 

[Ahnfeltia]

Pretty sure it would've been different, at least you get to fuck.

sorry for having been presumptuous

just checked and standard rate seems to be 250 an hour. still way more than anyone should ever pay

Oh yeah, that shit's way too expensive. Thanks for checking.

 

[Borderline-Cel]

Dnrdngaf

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

What? Staring at pictures isnt Human touch. I havent paid a dime to of whores. I HAVE paid thousands to real whores where I genuinely got to suck some titties For My moneys worth. Keep being a sad fuck

Lmao

But yes, I'm sure you're right that everyone here thinks that strippers are actually in love, and whores and streamers too, because they have no observational skills or awareness. When people envision love, they think of... strippers. Obviously

And idk why you're so insistent on saying that attention-starved males aren't vulnerable to parasocial relationships of other kinds. That was your whole point, that affection-starved males are vulnerable to taking certain kinds of affection as real. Yes, and that's precisely how most foid grifts work, including streamers. And that doesn't stop simps from outdoing each other in being simps

So was the whole point of this to boast about being an escortcel? Because um ok

 

[Fallout]

lmao, plenty of incels with large dicks.

JoinedSep 9, 2022Posts442

you would say that, youre too busy fucking hookers to spend any actual time on here, fakecel.

 

[Fallout]

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Escorts don't care about your dick size, pshhh- -they care about how much money you'll spend!
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If anything they'll prefer a smaller penis to a big one 'cuz less chance of it hurting
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cope, if you are a dicklet and you arent humilated by it as to avoid all contact sexual or otherwise with buyable toilet services, then you need to fuck off already and go ascend

 

[PSYGNOSIS-OWL]

I mean she was just extracting life-force from you in the form of money, what else do you expect from vultures being vultures.
~It´s like asking a crocodile to be your pet.

 

[HeroinNihilism]

I went there with my older brother two weeks ago, first time btw. (My older brother is kind of a chad, he has an easy time with women and he's extroverted, he used to go clubbing in his teens and 20s.)

When I first entered the club, I got instantly approached by a hot stripper asking me if I want a private dance, I thought "fuck it why not"

So she led me to a private room, she asked me if this is my first time, I said yes. I paid like €110 for a 20 min session (some guys told me later I kinda got scammed, but I had a great time nonetheless).

I was very nervous and had thoughts in my head (don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up, be cool).

I told her that I don't have a lot of money so this is all I will pay for. She then caressed my body and I'm like "fuck, this is tough".

The first few mins were kinda awkward because she asked me if I have any music that I can play while she is stripping, I told her no because I mostly listen to synthwave stuff so she played her own Spotify playlist instead.

I don't remember much because I got so mindfucked so I'm gonna summarize everything:

So she started stripping and touching me. I'm like in my mind (aw, shit here we go) and then took off her bra and got on top of me. I got to touch her boobs and so on. She also later then grinded her ass on my boner and we kinda dry humped together.

After she was done, we cuddled together for a bit and then got out of the room.

Me and my bro stayed at the strip club a bit longer but then went home after that and this is where things got kinda bad.

The next day, the stripper was living rent free in my head and I thought "maybe I do have a chance of getting a gf after all".

I downloaded the Hinge app because people say out of all dating apps, this one is the best. I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here.



Just brutal. This is how manipulative and dangerous foids are. Stay away from strip clubs if you are a sub5.

I don't understand, you thought a stripper liked you?

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I don't think she was "manipulative"; she was just a good stripper!- I've been seeing strippers and prostitutes my whole life; it's all good bro.

If this experience gave you a confidence boost, that's fine.- It might even help you when you're around regular foids; who knows.

A very genuine and positive response.

 

[Spooky_Heejin]

I've never been to a strip club but now I want to go to one. Were there lots of guys there? Was it awkward making eye contact with them?

 

[RicaGames]

Wow, first time I have a reason to be envious of Brazilians

Its proportional with the wage, it is good for people from 1st world country.

 

[NazarOps]

I don't understand, you thought a stripper liked you?

Yeah kinda, but this thread proved me otherwise and blackpilled me .

 

[Lonesome Bright]

I went there with my older brother two weeks ago, first time btw. (My older brother is kind of a chad, he has an easy time with women and he's extroverted, he used to go clubbing in his teens and 20s.)

When I first entered the club, I got instantly approached by a hot stripper asking me if I want a private dance, I thought "fuck it why not"

So she led me to a private room, she asked me if this is my first time, I said yes. I paid like €110 for a 20 min session (some guys told me later I kinda got scammed, but I had a great time nonetheless).

I was very nervous and had thoughts in my head (don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up, be cool).

I told her that I don't have a lot of money so this is all I will pay for. She then caressed my body and I'm like "fuck, this is tough".

The first few mins were kinda awkward because she asked me if I have any music that I can play while she is stripping, I told her no because I mostly listen to synthwave stuff so she played her own Spotify playlist instead.

I don't remember much because I got so mindfucked so I'm gonna summarize everything:

So she started stripping and touching me. I'm like in my mind (aw, shit here we go) and then took off her bra and got on top of me. I got to touch her boobs and so on. She also later then grinded her ass on my boner and we kinda dry humped together.

After she was done, we cuddled together for a bit and then got out of the room.

Me and my bro stayed at the strip club a bit longer but then went home after that and this is where things got kinda bad.

The next day, the stripper was living rent free in my head and I thought "maybe I do have a chance of getting a gf after all".

I downloaded the Hinge app because people say out of all dating apps, this one is the best. I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here.



Just brutal. This is how manipulative and dangerous foids are. Stay away from strip clubs if you are a sub5.

I have had simialr experences with prostitutes.

 

[screwthefbi]

if u can escortcel without feeling humilated, that probably means you dont have a small dick, which means youre a fakecel that needs to just go ascend already

Or you are so heavily addicted to porn you couldnt feel shame anymore

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I went there with my older brother two weeks ago, first time btw. (My older brother is kind of a chad, he has an easy time with women and he's extroverted, he used to go clubbing in his teens and 20s.)

When I first entered the club, I got instantly approached by a hot stripper asking me if I want a private dance, I thought "fuck it why not"

So she led me to a private room, she asked me if this is my first time, I said yes. I paid like €110 for a 20 min session (some guys told me later I kinda got scammed, but I had a great time nonetheless).

I was very nervous and had thoughts in my head (don't fuck this up, don't fuck this up, be cool).

I told her that I don't have a lot of money so this is all I will pay for. She then caressed my body and I'm like "fuck, this is tough".

The first few mins were kinda awkward because she asked me if I have any music that I can play while she is stripping, I told her no because I mostly listen to synthwave stuff so she played her own Spotify playlist instead.

I don't remember much because I got so mindfucked so I'm gonna summarize everything:

So she started stripping and touching me. I'm like in my mind (aw, shit here we go) and then took off her bra and got on top of me. I got to touch her boobs and so on. She also later then grinded her ass on my boner and we kinda dry humped together.

After she was done, we cuddled together for a bit and then got out of the room.

Me and my bro stayed at the strip club a bit longer but then went home after that and this is where things got kinda bad.

The next day, the stripper was living rent free in my head and I thought "maybe I do have a chance of getting a gf after all".

I downloaded the Hinge app because people say out of all dating apps, this one is the best. I started swiping like a braindead normie thinking I have a chance getting a gf but then I just got more and more depressed which led me to making a thread on r/amIugly and getting roasted by normies, and now I'm here.



Just brutal. This is how manipulative and dangerous foids are. Stay away from strip clubs if you are a sub5.

moron. why did you not use that 110 euros to actually FUCK? where are you? in Finland one can have a non-local escort for 30 minutes for 100 euros, and this is the most expensive euro area country.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

in europe you pay like 300-500 for an hour on average from what I've seen. never bought one, never will

No. Way too high. You can fuck for 50 euros or less in Belgium, Netherlands. Window prostitutes there are that cheap. Amsterdam's famous street it was 50 euros before Covid-19 at least. Less famous places it was even less. and unofficial black african prostitutes that don't have a window but are in the vicinity could be had for 20 euros in Brussels. In Greece one could fuck even for 5 euros in some unffocial brothels and the lowest I have heard in Greece was 2 euros per fuck. With HIV foids, they did not even demand condom use if you wanted to catch their diseases. Poland was 50 euros for one hour before Covid-19. Ukraine even less.

Normal price in Spain's brothels was 50 euros.

50 euros was enough to fuck in many places in Europe, but not in Nordic countries. They are the worst places.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

if u can escortcel without feeling humilated, that probably means you dont have a small dick, which means youre a fakecel that needs to just go ascend already

I have below average but not extremely small, so I am fakecel? you are wrong! i could have big but still no woman would want to see it.

 

[NazarOps]

moron. why did you not use that 110 euros to actually FUCK? where are you? in Finland one can have a non-local escort for 30 minutes for 100 euros, and this is the most expensive euro area country.

I went to an escort yesterday, received a Bj and I plan on going again to fuck once I get paid. Not going to strip clubs ever again. Gonna escortmaxx.

Yeah the strip club stuff was a mistake but gimme a break, it was my first time and I didn't know any better lmao.

 

[PSYGNOSIS-OWL]

to see how soulless it was.

Well it´s supposed to be a pit of deprived desires, which are insatiable.
~As Soulless and vain, as one could possibly get.

 

[Asgard]

With €110 you could fuck at least 4 young girls in Brasil.

Elaborate.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

I went to an escort yesterday, received a Bj and I plan on going again to fuck once I get paid. Not going to strip clubs ever again. Gonna escortmaxx.

Yeah the strip club stuff was a mistake but gimme a break, it was my first time and I didn't know any better lmao.

again mistake! you chose bj only, why? was it cheaper? did you even see the escort fully naked? did you touch her pussy? how did you pay for what time?

 

[NazarOps]

again mistake! you chose bj only, why? was it cheaper? did you even see the escort fully naked? did you touch her pussy? how did you pay for what time?

No, I paid for both bj and sex but time ran out, so we only had time for bj. She was nice enough to give me a slight refund because I only got a BJ & hand job.

Yes, she was naked.

 

[Swagpilled]

No. Way too high. You can fuck for 50 euros or less in Belgium, Netherlands. Window prostitutes there are that cheap. Amsterdam's famous street it was 50 euros before Covid-19 at least. Less famous places it was even less. and unofficial black african prostitutes that don't have a window but are in the vicinity could be had for 20 euros in Brussels. In Greece one could fuck even for 5 euros in some unffocial brothels and the lowest I have heard in Greece was 2 euros per fuck. With HIV foids, they did not even demand condom use if you wanted to catch their diseases. Poland was 50 euros for one hour before Covid-19. Ukraine even less.

Normal price in Spain's brothels was 50 euros.

50 euros was enough to fuck in many places in Europe, but not in Nordic countries. They are the worst places.

they'll say on the window like SEX: 50 EURO but it's 50 euro for like blowjob without finishing and sex costs more

 

[RicaGames]

Elaborate.

With 150brl (about 28€) you can get a hot girl here. Yeah I'm simply converting the money, if she was in europe she would charge even more.

 

[AutisticMonstrosity]

they'll say on the window like SEX: 50 EURO but it's 50 euro for like blowjob without finishing and sex costs more

where and when? I know for a fact that full sex 20 minutes costed 50 euros in Amsterdam in the famous "red light" district with the window prostitutes.

blowjob without finishing

what if one finishes with bj but does not have more money?

 

[Aquiline]

my mind struggled with the concept of someone acting like they liked me even to the point of cuddling afterwards but it's all for the cash.

The cuddling would make me wonder if she really did like me but I understand that it's probably just all part of the service!

It must be odd being a girl who's even vaguely attractive as then you can get intimacy and drop it again so easily, to the point you can actually charge for it, lol

Imagine a backwards world where any reasonably attractive guy could charge women for intimacy. Would be surreal!

 

[Aquiline]

you flew too close to the sun my man. just being near foids is suifuel for me. i cant imagine going to a strip club unless its in gta.

 

[Aquiline]

No strip club for your face.

 

[mknova]

for 100 euro you could have fucked a whore for 30/45 mins at least where I live

 

[NazarOps]

for 100 euro you could have fucked a whore for 30/45 mins at least where I live

I will next week. I didn't know escorts existed here when I first went to the strip club.

 

[Swagpilled]

full sex 20 minutes costed 50 euros

well there you have it, that's average rate 150 euros

 

[Swagpilled]

what if one finishes with bj but does not have more money?

idk, I'm never gonna give a woman money lmfao

 

[Loner94]

As a 29 yr old I've never been to a bar or club in my life and i don't plan to anytime soon.

 

[nirvanacowboy]

Damn, I'm pretty sure there's cheaper escorts.

 

[GhostedPhantom]

now I'm here

So strip clubs are the gateway drug to incels.is? Nice, although I still hate them.

 

[smoljaw69]

Stay away from strip clubs if you are a sub5

I lost my virginity in a strip club. I might have an STD now, but at least I got to play with boobs and ass

It feels amazing, but what makes me angry is to think that Chad gets pussy daily for free