Mortis
The Senator of Suffering & Minister of Misery
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Alright girlies! Story time!
So me and the besties were casually out shopping (for chad) and out of nowhere this indian dude literally came up INTO MY FUCKING FACE and was rambling about how I lost my wallet or something and that he wanted to give it back???? Naturally I blew my rape whistle as hard as I could and screamed at the top of my lungs RAAAAAPPPPEEEEE. Luckily he got quickly taken to a CIA blacksite...I hope they tell him IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OK to approach women in 2024....
I am still literally crying and shaking uncontrollably...I didn't even finish my caramel frappochino grande....
So me and the besties were casually out shopping (for chad) and out of nowhere this indian dude literally came up INTO MY FUCKING FACE and was rambling about how I lost my wallet or something and that he wanted to give it back???? Naturally I blew my rape whistle as hard as I could and screamed at the top of my lungs RAAAAAPPPPEEEEE. Luckily he got quickly taken to a CIA blacksite...I hope they tell him IT IS ABSOLUTELY NOT OK to approach women in 2024....
I am still literally crying and shaking uncontrollably...I didn't even finish my caramel frappochino grande....