The government lets each incel pick one, which would you choose?

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- Government issued looksmatched gf

- Free surgeries

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
 
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what are the choices?
 
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is there supposed to be a poll
 
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Government issued girlfriend. JFL if you think otherwise.
 
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Government issued gf, if virgin.
Neetbux if not.
I can't count on sexbots being available while I'm still virile.
 
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you should make a poll
free surgeries easy

gf will probably be forced and won't even like me+ she might be ugly
 
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Government issued gf, at least I would get some free pussy
 
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free surgeries --> become chad ---> get all the rest
 
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only one of these options means not being alone. so i will pick the GF.
 
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- Government issued looksmatched gf

- Free surgeries

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
Free surgeries obviously. Under the condition I can pick any surgeon I want and have the money refunded by the government. Why would I pick a looksmatched gf when I can just surgerymaxx myself to chad? It's possible to go from incel to chad however you need to spend milions on surgeries not some meme shit cockroach surgeons from turkey or some third world countries. You gotta go for first class then they can literally alter your entire face.

That is why all richfags are ALL VOLCEL. Richfags can't be incel it's impossible. They need to spend ALL their money and surgerymaxx asap. Or just go full escort road if they want and hire VIP escorts all day and night and not worry about relationships.
 
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Sounds tempting but.

- Government issued looksmatched gf
Which chances are will leave me the chance she gets.

- Free surgeries
Doesn't come with 100% guarantee it would help.

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
This seems like the only 100% guaranteed option for me to be able to live peacefully with someone that would like me for me and have a family.
 
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Sounds tempting but.

- Government issued looksmatched gf
Which chances are will leave me the chance she gets.

- Free surgeries
Doesn't come with 100% guarantee it would help.

- AI sexbots and artificial wombs when they become available
This seems like the only 100% guaranteed option for me to be able to live peacefully with someone that would like me for me and have a family.
The government issued gf would be your property obviously
Free surgeries obviously. Under the condition I can pick any surgeon I want and have the money refunded by the government. Why would I pick a looksmatched gf when I can just surgerymaxx myself to chad? It's possible to go from incel to chad however you need to spend milions on surgeries not some meme shit cockroach surgeons from turkey or some third world countries. You gotta go for first class then they can literally alter your entire face.

That is why all richfags are ALL VOLCEL. Richfags can't be incel it's impossible. They need to spend ALL their money and surgerymaxx asap. Or just go full escort road if they want and hire VIP escorts all day and night and not worry about relationships.
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We could have had free surgeries. I hope ya'll voted for Bernie Sanders.
 
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The government issued gf would be your property obviously
I don't have that much trust in any government. There will be some loophole and she would find someone better looking within a week.
 
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Free surgeries obviously. Under the condition I can pick any surgeon I want and have the money refunded by the government. Why would I pick a looksmatched gf when I can just surgerymaxx myself to chad? It's possible to go from incel to chad however you need to spend milions on surgeries not some meme shit cockroach surgeons from turkey or some third world countries. You gotta go for first class then they can literally alter your entire face.

That is why all richfags are ALL VOLCEL. Richfags can't be incel it's impossible. They need to spend ALL their money and surgerymaxx asap. Or just go full escort road if they want and hire VIP escorts all day and night and not worry about relationships.
yeah I wouldn't hire some pajeet for surgery but some turks are alright, people do a lot of hair transplants there for example. it's not like europe or usa isn't full of bluepilled low T surgeons
 
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Government issued waifu for sure.
 
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Free surgery tbh
 
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last one. easily best of the 4
free surgeries --> become chad ---> get all the rest
I have more than enough money for surgeries yet my height isb5'5 making surgery pointless. this is the case for many here. we are too ugly for surgery to fix
 
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Free surgeries EZ
 
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A LOVING gf that will stay for the rest of my life. (Assuming there is a girl on this planet who is like that)
 
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