Theory The most stupid excuses that some users here have against escorts

[watcher]

Chad gets it for free!

Some people become millionaires because they got inheritance, does that mean you should stop wanting money?
Some people are born in less violent countries, does that mean you should stop wanting to feel secure?

"Someone has it better", yes. Life is not fair, but just keeping yourself from having sex just because someone else can have it for free makes no sense whatsoever. Some people have it better than you, in all facets of life, no exceptions, this will not change, ever. But you can AT LEAST enjoy getting a blowjob or fucking some slut in doggy style. Sure it is not as good as "the real thing" but its what you can have.

But its inflating pussy price!

Better to inflate pussy price than being a sexless, tax paying slave which get your money transferred to women anyway. All men have our money transferred to women, whether we want it or not. You might at least enjoy their bodies.

I would rather live in a world where women are fucking men for money than a world where women get money without even fucking men (which is what a big portion of women do)

It's cucked

The most retarded excuse of them all, WHAT IS CUCKED ABOUT HAVING ACTUAL SEX?

Do you fuckers even know where this "cuck" meme shit even comes from? The cuckold is the man not having sex while someone else fuck his wife. HE IS THE CUCK, the sexless, frustrated retard watching everything in the corner.
Stop calling everyone you don't like a "cuck" just because you can't think of any original insult by yourself.

The world is a fucking orgy, and many men have to pay to join in. You can either just watch by the sides others having sex (like an actual cuck) or pay to join.

And by the way, if you watch ANY TYPE OF PORN you are not in position of calling anyone else a cuck.

 

[tulasdanslos]

JFL at your simp sophistry.

If your penis is small enough you can't do either BJs nor doggystyle, not even by paying a whore.

You didn't even make an actual refutation here, because you know that the argument presented is true. Next.

The cuck effectively relinquishes his access to a woman. Which you do the instant the sex ends. It IS cucked, by definition.

The last sentence is mind-boggingly retarded. It physically hurt to read it. How are you a cuck by watching porn, when you never had a chance to bang that Ukrainian (for example) foid? The video might have been recorded half a decade ago and she looks nothing like she did in her prime, or maybe, you know, you were THOUSANDS of miles away from her when you were both at your primes.

But okay, I congratulate you for using font 7 for your tl;dr "I am retarded and proud!", now even lazy readers can dismiss your post as total BS within a few seconds.

 

[kinggGoblin]

I always just think of it as just paying for a service, because that's all it is. If you value the service and think the price is reasonable then you may want to buy the service, otherwise don't

 

[watcher]

JFL at your simp sophistry.

Simps are the men like you who see pics, videos, etc. of women but never touch them because of your bullshit excuses

If your penis is small enough you can't do either BJs nor doggystyle, not even by paying a whore.

How can a dick be so small that it can't be sucked, are you retarded? And if its too small for doggystyle then just do some other position or find a skinnier woman, its not that hard.

You didn't even make an actual refutation here, because you know that the argument presented is true. Next.

lmao your post is basically insults and complaining about having small dick. Is THAT how you refute someone? Am I supposed to learn from you?

The cuck effectively relinquishes his access to a woman. Which you do the instant the sex ends. It IS cucked, by definition.

I get it, if you want to not be cucked, you need to fuck a woman 24/7, and never stop, until your dick and her pussy fuse together. By the way, this was by far the dumbest excuse I ever read in this site against escortcelling. Congratulations.

The last sentence is mind-boggingly retarded. It physically hurt to read it. How are you a cuck by watching porn, when you never had a chance to bang that Ukrainian (for example) foid? The video might have been recorded half a decade ago and she looks nothing like she did in her prime, or maybe, you know, you were THOUSANDS of miles away from her when you were both at your primes.

So let me get this straight:
1.You watch other people having sex and never take any action, just masturbate alone and these people don't even acknowledge you, because they are not even there, just a video that you watch, masturbating alone

and

2.Escortcels are fucking actual women with their dicks, blowjobs, fucking, everything...

And somehow, YOU are not the cucked one here? Nice try.

But okay, I congratulate you for using font 7 for your tl;dr "I am retarded and proud!", now even lazy readers can dismiss your post as total BS within a few seconds.

I did it because I know there are children in this site like you who can't read more than one line of text.

 

[tulasdanslos]

Simps are the men like you who see pics, videos, etc. of women but never touch them because of your bullshit excuses

Wow, it's so tough living in a 3rd world shithole where prostitution is common, I see now, I'm only dissuaded by my mentality and not by actual law enforcement. Thanks, I'm gonna procure an escort first thing tomorrow.

How can a dick be so small that it can't be sucked, are you retarded? And if its too small for doggystyle then just do some other position or find a skinnier woman, its not that hard.

"Look I'm ignorant": the quote.

lmao your post is basically insults and complaining about having small dick. Is THAT how you refute someone? Am I supposed to learn from you?

You used some retarded non sequitur when faced with the fact that paying a foid, *gasps*, rewards the foid's nasty behavior, which in the West is every single thing she does. If you don't have the means to counter an argument against your position, just don't bring it up. It's what people with 3 digit IQ do.

I get it, if you want to not be cucked, you need to fuck a woman 24/7, and never stop, until your dick and her pussy fuse together. By the way, this was by far the dumbest excuse I ever read in this site against escortcelling. Congratulations.

It doesn't work that way, I'm just saying that you don't bend to her will and let her fuck other guys. Again, if you can't even grasp a concept, why even bring it up? It's obvious you don't know what cuckoldry actually stands for.

So let me get this straight:
1.You watch other people having sex and never take any action, just masturbate alone and these people don't even acknowledge you, because they are not even there, just a video that you watch, masturbating alone

and

2.Escortcels are fucking actual women with their dicks, blowjobs, fucking, everything...

And somehow, YOU are not the cucked one here? Nice try.

Yup, I choose to engage in high quality, free sexual practices without the hassle of human interaction and it's high quality because I get to circumvent the admission fee of the "world orgy", as you put it a few messages ago.

Meanwhile, you scramble upon desperately for a crumb of pussy, by payment, and the foid won't even act like she enjoys it, adding negative human interaction to your life, just so you can coom, reinforcing the status quo of e-thots and camgirls by paying for "sex work". And if you're dissatisfied with the service you can't just click away on some other video, you face actual physical danger from the darktriadmaxxed pimp, so if it turned out to be a subpar experience you just leave the place looking down at the floor like a good submissive slave.

lmao I even went through the trouble of addressing all your flawed logic, and you tried to pull the "you dn read broooo!" card. It is over, I can hear the distressed yelps of a chihuahua right behind your "lmao", you're traumatised by this duel of wits, and so I show you mercy by ending it right here, but not before making you into the forum's jestermaxxed comedian through the use of FACTS and LOGIC.

Incidentally, that last paragraph is highly sarcastic and tongue in cheek, I point it out because you're a smooth brained moron.

 

[real truecel]

it's cucked and I can eat for two weeks for the price of one hour and I'd cum in one minute anyway

virgins need a normal understanding gf that accepts you are a virgin that lets you to take your time touching her like an idiot because you've never seen a naked woman irl and you don't exactly know where the hole is
with a whore I'd be too self conscious that the bitch is laughing inside at my ugly ass not knowing what to do

 

[watcher]

Wow, it's so tough living in a 3rd world shithole where prostitution is common, I see now, I'm only dissuaded by my mentality and not by actual law enforcement. Thanks, I'm gonna procure an escort first thing tomorrow.

I never claimed I was tough or anything like that, it seems that you are projecting, probably because you see yourself as a pussy for being too scared of fucking because its illegal in your country (something I didn't even know before reading your dumbass post.

"Look I'm ignorant": the quote.

Keep blaming your dick size and "law enforcement" for the fact you are a pussy

You used some retarded non sequitur when faced with the fact that paying a foid, *gasps*, rewards the foid's nasty behavior, which in the West is every single thing she does. If you don't have the means to counter an argument against your position, just don't bring it up. It's what people with 3 digit IQ do.

If the "nasty behavior" is sucking my dick until I cum down her throat then sure, I will pay this "nasty behavior". Meanwhile you can wait for a 13 year old conservative virgin wife to fall from the sky, lmao

It doesn't work that way, I'm just saying that you don't bend to her will and let her fuck other guys. Again, if you can't even grasp a concept, why even bring it up? It's obvious you don't know what cuckoldry actually stands for.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Holy shit, not even Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt could keep their women from getting bored of them and disshing them to fuck other guys, what makes YOU think that you are different? You think you can do better than them, keep a woman for yourself? Stop coping, bitch. You are not fucking because you are scared, this has nothing to do with exclusivity. You want a perfect relationship with a loyal attractive girl who loves you or some fantasy like that, you might as well hope for a pink unicorn.

Yup, I choose to engage in high quality, free sexual practices without the hassle of human interaction and it's high quality because I get to circumvent the admission fee of the "world orgy", as you put it a few messages ago.

1. JFL at calling any porn "high quality"
2. JFL at calling watching porn a "sexual practice"
3. Human interaction is not a "hassle", stop coping, this is MGTOW tier coping
4. You are not getting into the orgy, you are just watching it, stop lying to yourself, masturbating alone in your room is not "sexual practive", ITS NOT SEX

Meanwhile, you scramble upon desperately for a crumb of pussy, by payment, and the foid won't even act like she enjoys it, adding negative human interaction to your life, just so you can coom, reinforcing the status quo of e-thots and camgirls by paying for "sex work". And if you're dissatisfied with the service you can't just click away on some other video, you face actual physical danger from the darktriadmaxxed pimp, so if it turned out to be a subpar experience you just leave the place looking down at the floor like a good submissive slave.

1. Caring more about what she thinks about you than having pleasure is typical of narcissistic mentality, better to crave pussy than craving validation, whether she enjoys it or not is irrelevant, escortcels are not there to please the escorts (until they are huge retards) they are there to FUCK
2. E-thots and camgirls are stretching by even calling it "sex work", and the simps who consume this garbage are just as cucked as porn watchers like you
3. If you are scared of some "dark tryad pimp" then don't go fuck 3/10 negresses in a ghetto, and once again reinforcing the idea that you are a pussy
4. Sure not all escorts will give you amazing sex but just because some experiences are bad that does not mean you have to give up and avoid all experiences, you really sound like a pussy who is scared of life, escorts are the ONLY way people like us can touch a real female body and have actual sex

lmao I even went through the trouble of addressing all your flawed logic, and you tried to pull the "you dn read broooo!" card. It is over, I can hear the distressed yelps of a chihuahua right behind your "lmao", you're traumatised by this duel of wits, and so I show you mercy by ending it right here, but not before making you into the forum's jestermaxxed comedian through the use of FACTS and LOGIC.

Your arguments are so over the place its obvious you can barely read, let alone refute anything that I said. What the fuck does dick size have to do with anything I said?

Incidentally, that last paragraph is highly sarcastic and tongue in cheek, I point it out because you're a smooth brained moron.

And what exactly makes you think I didn't notice the sarcasm? You seem pretty low IQ to me tbh, which would explain the whole projection about my IQ.

 

[Deleted member 24272]

I went to a escort and didnt liked it
But at least ı can say ı sticked my peepee inside a cum grave

 

[watcher]

it's cucked and I can eat for two weeks for the price of one hour and I'd cum in one minute anyway

virgins need a normal understanding gf that accepts you are a virgin that lets you to take your time touching her like an idiot because you've never seen a naked woman irl and you don't exactly know where the hole is
with a whore I'd be too self conscious that the bitch is laughing inside at my ugly ass not knowing what to do

Do you want an unicorn as well? Maybe a dragon?

IRL is different than that, we can't have a loving girlfriend, this does not exist

I went to a escort and didnt liked it
But at least ı can say ı sticked my peepee inside a cum grave

Better to try it and hate it than to just dismiss it. My experience was not good but it was mostly due to my anxiety and medication.

 

[Incel_Because_Short]

The only thing I dislike about escorts is the insanely unequal power dynamic between you and them.

She gets money for just existing and letting you fuck, and the money you earned you put a lot of effort and sweat into attaining it.

Otherwise, I really believe that no man should die before getting to have sex.

 

[watcher]

The only thing I dislike about escorts is the insanely unequal power dynamic between you and them.

She gets money for just existing and letting you fuck, and the money you earned you put a lot of effort and sweat into attaining it.

Otherwise, I really believe that no man should die before getting to have sex.

You know, this whole "power dynamic" thing is mostly your narcy brain telling you that women should be worshiping your dick. You crave her validation more than her pussy. Who cares if you are paying for it? She is still a hot woman sucking you off and getting your dick inside of her...
This forum is supposedly filled with darkpillers but then we see posts about how things "should be" instead of how things are. Reality is the way it is, there is no loving gf, no teen love, no validation for us, and there will never be, we lost the genetic lottery, we are genetic dead ends...

You can either accept it and try to at least appease your sexual desires, or keep being sexually frustrated on purpose.

 

[Hate_my_life]

I don't let my desire for sex orchestrate every decision I shall make because I'm not a degenerate.

 

[watcher]

I don't let my desire for sex orchestrate every decision I shall make because I'm not a degenerate.

Fucking escorts is not a life style lmao just fuck them to feel less sexually frustrated and focus on whatever you want

 

[InternetUser]

Why fuck a girl who was deflorated already?

 

[watcher]

Why fuck a girl who was deflorated already?

If you are a man with normal testosterone levels then sex is not just something you do for fun, its a PHYSICAL NEED. Just like taking a shit or eating.

 

[Deleted member 26032]

Escortcelling is just a cope tbh.

If you are a man with normal testosterone levels then sex is not just something you do for fun, its a PHYSICAL NEED. Just like taking a shit or eating.

Yeah

 

[InternetUser]

If you are a man with normal testosterone levels then sex is not just something you do for fun, its a PHYSICAL NEED. Just like taking a shit or eating.

I wouldn't fuck a landwhale or whore even if em are atracted to me. It has to be virgin cuz i believe what the Bible says and Bible demads for you a virgin wife; anything less is a cuck simp.

 

[Deleted member 27495]

this is a massive campaign to turn us into simps, i've see multiple posts now attempting to convince me to muh buy a escort or volcel bro.

don't you understand that PAYING FOR A WHORE IS INSANELY CUCKED, YOU ARE GIVING MONEY TO A WHORE THAT HAS HAD MULTIPLE DICKS INSIDE OF HER IN THE PAST FEW HOURS

 

[Emba]

Is this the line to fuck the who're?

I hope i don't have to stand out in the rain another night... But at least i filled my water bottle during last night's storm.

 

[Deleted member 27204]

this is a massive campaign to turn us into simps, i've see multiple posts now attempting to convince me to muh buy a escort or volcel bro.

don't you understand that PAYING FOR A WHORE IS INSANELY CUCKED, YOU ARE GIVING MONEY TO A WHORE THAT HAS HAD MULTIPLE DICKS INSIDE OF HER IN THE PAST FEW HOURS

Plus once you do it you can't undo it, you'd have to forever live with the fact that you willingly lost your virginity to a prostitute and that was what constituted your first time.

It isn't for everyone, least of all non-NT males that don't know how to ready emotional cues that well.
Going to a whore still means some amount of interaction is needed to make the experience feel real.

 

[Quarantined]

I'll try it but its still a risk. Heavy fines and jailtime if i'm caught

 

[PPEcel]

Escortcelling is an excellent option and the closest that many of us will possibly get to experiencing what it is like to be a Chad.

Even for someone normie-tier instead of incel, seeing a Stacy whore is the only way for that person to try sex with a foid who mogs his looksmatch.

I see absolutely no reason for it, JFL if these anti-escortcels think that sex is free for anyone else.

 

[Reddit_is_for_cucks]

You can’t possible compare fucking a dirty whore for 30 minutes who hates your guts to a girl who is completely in love with you and would do anything to please you sexually and emotionally and wants to have a bright future with you

 

[watcher]

You can’t possible compare fucking a dirty whore for 30 minutes who hates your guts to a girl who is completely in love with you and would do anything to please you sexually and emotionally and wants to have a bright future with you

emotional connection is important in my opinion. even in casual sex like one night stand, there's way more emotional connection than paid sex. paid sex is purely a monetary transaction which takes almost all the emotion side out of it, UNLESS the escort's super friendly and seems to be into you

Yes, so?

Eating a fine steak is better than trash, but hobos eat trash, because that is what hobos have to eat.

 

[Deleted member 22685]

The day i pay a woman just for existing and to have sex with me is the day i put a bullet in my head.

 

[NEETard]

The day i pay a woman just for existing and to have sex with me is the day i put a bullet in my head.