Alright so today I gave this presentation. Got a pretty good source (that's the hard part), ctrl+c ctrl+v, reading from the powerpoint and then improvising commentary on every paragraph. Standard bullshit move of mine, works like a charm.
Anyway, it was too good. Fuck. Didn't think that could backfire.
The presentation was good and apparently I hit a couple keywords that she really liked. Anyway, after my presentation is over, as usual I put the tab on mute and move on my with my life. Ate, shat, browsed .co, would've fapped if my dick weren't still infected. Anyway, 2 hours later and it's almost time for the lecture to end. I always tune in for the last few minutes in case they say something important.
And the worst thing happened ... she said my presentation was great. The problem is, she said it in a way that made me think that she had been referencing me and my presentation every now and then. I'm like 70% sure that at a certain point she called me out and asked me for my input. And of course I didn't hear that cause I was off watching sitcoms or playing with my pussy cat or something.
Damn, now that's the second professor that knows I'm not actually listening. At least this one is kind of nice, elderly and doesn't really give a shit. The other ones are bitches though, real bastards and would definitely get back at me for shit like this. Still, I would've liked to at least be on good standing with one fucking professor. And I fucking blew it. Ohh well, it's not like I'd ever in a million years have the attention span to actually sit through that shit, so this outcome was inevitable.
And of course I asked in group chat if the professor called on me, nobody fucking answered. God damn, not only did I not get an answer, now all of my classmates know for sure I wasn't listening, so even if this whole thing is just in my mind, now there's people who know for sure I'm a lazy jackass.
Anyway, it was too good. Fuck. Didn't think that could backfire.
The presentation was good and apparently I hit a couple keywords that she really liked. Anyway, after my presentation is over, as usual I put the tab on mute and move on my with my life. Ate, shat, browsed .co, would've fapped if my dick weren't still infected. Anyway, 2 hours later and it's almost time for the lecture to end. I always tune in for the last few minutes in case they say something important.
And the worst thing happened ... she said my presentation was great. The problem is, she said it in a way that made me think that she had been referencing me and my presentation every now and then. I'm like 70% sure that at a certain point she called me out and asked me for my input. And of course I didn't hear that cause I was off watching sitcoms or playing with my
Damn, now that's the second professor that knows I'm not actually listening. At least this one is kind of nice, elderly and doesn't really give a shit. The other ones are bitches though, real bastards and would definitely get back at me for shit like this. Still, I would've liked to at least be on good standing with one fucking professor. And I fucking blew it. Ohh well, it's not like I'd ever in a million years have the attention span to actually sit through that shit, so this outcome was inevitable.
And of course I asked in group chat if the professor called on me, nobody fucking answered. God damn, not only did I not get an answer, now all of my classmates know for sure I wasn't listening, so even if this whole thing is just in my mind, now there's people who know for sure I'm a lazy jackass.
