Venting The worst kind of couple

[Logic55]

On Pornhub, there are couples who make videos together and they upload these videos on their porn channel for all to see. They even roleplay. For example, the guy pretends to be a teenager studying in his room, his gf seduces him by showing off her body to him. This video was titled something like, "Schoolboy gets distracted from studying by hot girl" and there's another video tilted something like, "he wanted to play NBA17k but he rides me instead" in the video, thr guy is playing NBA on PlayStation 4 console and she seduces him by touching his body, and he is unable her body. How dare these couples show off their intimacy, they should be sent to prison. And we will never have these experiences.

 

[go2sleep]

And we will never have these experiences.

 

[latinocelhispanicel]

do the "MY STEPDAD HATES LOSING PLAYSTATION GAMES" videos count too?

 

[Logic55]

do the "MY STEPDAD HATES LOSING PLAYSTATION GAMES" videos count too?

Lol, when I clicked on the link, there was a fake message from a foid saying, "Caroline, 62 (F) says, "come fuck me at my place"
lmfao, this is so fake

 

[latinocelhispanicel]

Lol, when I clicked on the link, there was a fake message from a foid saying, "Caroline, 62 (F) says, "come fuck me at my place"
lmfao, this is so fake

OH SHIT I THOUGHT I JUST COPIED THE TEXT

 

[latinocelhispanicel]

Lol, when I clicked on the link, there was a fake message from a foid saying, "Caroline, 62 (F) says, "come fuck me at my place"
lmfao, this is so fake

And for some reason, the ads are always better. Redditors say it's because there's build up with no release but they're missing the point. It's not psychological, it's literally the angle & the type of shape of ass/tits. I'm autistic and whenever I see a certain type of nuance, be it in faces in people, or things that happen, I get called crazy. But that same qualitative nuance that I don't see anyone else notice, is the exact type of nuance that my ass and titty detectors have a category for... and it's the exact type of body types that are shown in the photos. Hell, even in music I haven't been able to quantify my music taste in terms of normies. Since the jews run porn, I'm starting to think I'm part jewish or it's my white genes that gave me this (I don't want to get too much into this as it involves neurobiological underpinnings of psychometrics).

 

[despisedpaul]

For example, the guy pretends to be a teenager studying in his room, his gf seduces him by showing off her body to him.

Real teens do this shit and upload it to PH too

 

[Drinkcel]

Real teens do this shit and upload it to PH too

We will never get to enjoy it

 

[despisedpaul]

We will never get to enjoy it

I worked with a cute foid when i was a retarded high schooler, if only we fucked I would be a normie but now i am an old incel seething online at 4 am

 

[Drinkcel]

I worked with a cute foid when i was a retarded high schooler, if only we fucked I would be a normie but now i am an old incel seething online at 4 am

You should have grabbed her ass

 

[despisedpaul]

You should have grabbed her ass

Her ass was so fat but she hated my guts because I am an autist so now i am stuck pussyfree for life

 

[Drinkcel]

You should have rubbed your crotch on her fat ass "accidentally"

 

[SteelCentaur]

They should all be destroyed (in video game).

 

[despisedpaul]

You should have rubbed your crotch on her fat ass "accidentally"

Was too socially anxious to even get within 10 ft of her. What about you, brocel, how close have you been to a foid?

 

[Drinkcel]

Rubbed mine against a foid on the bus while going to my seat

Wish I did it in high school though

 

[Drinkcel]

Was too socially anxious to even get within 10 ft of her. What about you, brocel, how close have you been to a foid?

 

[despisedpaul]

Rubbed mine against a foid on the bus while going to my seat

Wish I did it in high school though

Mogs me, I've never touched one.

 

[Drinkcel]

Mogs me, I've never touched one.

I was buzzed which gave me the confidence

 

[despisedpaul]

I was buzzed which gave me the confidence

I went to school drunk several times and still couldnt make eye contact with a foid i liked

 

[Drinkcel]

I went to school drunk several times and still couldnt make eye contact with a foid

Alcohol is the best cope for me

 

[despisedpaul]

Alcohol is the best cope for me

same, currently drunk and the pain are gone

 

[Drinkcel]

same, currently drunk and the suicidal thoughts are gone

Based +try Hennessy

 

[despisedpaul]

Based +try Hennessy

Isnt that for negrocels? I just drink cheap vodka.

Drugmaxxing is far superior but gives brain damage quickly

 

[Drinkcel]

Isnt that for negrocels? I just drink cheap vodka.

Drugmaxxing is far superior but gives brain damage quickly

I ain't no negro