Subhuman Niceguy
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I don’t want to doxx myself, but I took a job working at a Major League Baseball ballpark.
Holy shit, brocels - it’s over.
There were 41,000 people at today’s game - I seriously feel that 57% of those in attendance were foids.
When my aunt made me take this job, because you know - a male has to work two jobs while foids lay around and fuck dogs - I thought to myself, “why would my aunt want to work at a ballpark around a bunch of males, and a baseball team made up of males?”.
I was literally forced to go to a job fair, and I was hired immediately. I asked for a job working in the warehouse, because I figured I wouldn’t have to deal with evil foids.
I was wrong. I am constantly leaving the warehouse to deliver things throughout the ballpark, and coming face to face with femgroids.
I’m an adult, I can deal with some femgroids. Although, this is fucking ridiculous. Foids have taken over the ballpark, and yes, I understand that foids like beer. Although, besides the $16 a cup beer - I think foids are drawn to MLB baseball, because ballparks are like little theme parks that foids can be worshipped in.
To sum up what I mean - there is a spot on a ramp that overlooks a scenic view of the ballpark, I nicknamed the spot “The Instagram Spot”, because toilets are constantly taking pictures of themselves at that spot.
Fat foids have no shame. If you were ever teased as a boy for being overweight - I’m sorry, because fat foids are treated like goddesses. And the dogs! Oh my goodness - you don’t want me to rant about the dogs. I’ll just say this - “Bring Your Dog To The Game Night”.
And I’m seeing all of this while being a wizard kissless virgin!
Holy shit, brocels - it’s over.
There were 41,000 people at today’s game - I seriously feel that 57% of those in attendance were foids.
When my aunt made me take this job, because you know - a male has to work two jobs while foids lay around and fuck dogs - I thought to myself, “why would my aunt want to work at a ballpark around a bunch of males, and a baseball team made up of males?”.
I was literally forced to go to a job fair, and I was hired immediately. I asked for a job working in the warehouse, because I figured I wouldn’t have to deal with evil foids.
I was wrong. I am constantly leaving the warehouse to deliver things throughout the ballpark, and coming face to face with femgroids.
I’m an adult, I can deal with some femgroids. Although, this is fucking ridiculous. Foids have taken over the ballpark, and yes, I understand that foids like beer. Although, besides the $16 a cup beer - I think foids are drawn to MLB baseball, because ballparks are like little theme parks that foids can be worshipped in.
To sum up what I mean - there is a spot on a ramp that overlooks a scenic view of the ballpark, I nicknamed the spot “The Instagram Spot”, because toilets are constantly taking pictures of themselves at that spot.
Fat foids have no shame. If you were ever teased as a boy for being overweight - I’m sorry, because fat foids are treated like goddesses. And the dogs! Oh my goodness - you don’t want me to rant about the dogs. I’ll just say this - “Bring Your Dog To The Game Night”.
And I’m seeing all of this while being a wizard kissless virgin!