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i am a mischeivous and dastardly incel. I currently reside in a co-ed dorm, unfortunately, so I have found ways to annoy and harass the resident foids.

I spiked one's drink with laxatives (never caught)
I used the girls' bathroom (they have one-room bathrooms) and shat on the floor (at 3 AM. was never caught, although they were looking for the culprit)
I came into their laundry (never caught AFAIK)
I poured my piss jug on the carpet (never caught)

I know its a bit immature, but I love trolling. They inconvenience my life a lot; I inconvenience their life a lot.
 
I was in a hotel once and I jerked off in front of the room service maid
 
Fuck it. Confession time. When I was 15 or 16? I coomed inside of some cake mixing that I helped make. It was a family/neighborhood friend, no way in hell did she ever think about giving me a chance, me and my mom were making her a cake, during the mixing stage before putting it in the oven I had some time alone with it while my mom went out, I figured it was the only chance I had to get inside of that girl. I was correct, it made me feel proud to see her eat it, unfortunately I and a few other people including my mom and everyone else there ate it too. I couldn't taste anything off and AFAIK no one else did either. Who cares. I had a girl eat my sperm so totally worth it. I was right. That was the closest to sex I got...
 
Fuck it. Confession time. When I was 15 or 16? I coomed inside of some cake mixing that I helped make. It was a family/neighborhood friend, no way in hell did she ever think about giving me a chance, me and my mom were making her a cake, during the mixing stage before putting it in the oven I had some time alone with it while my mom went out, I figured it was the only chance I had to get inside of that girl. I was correct, it made me feel proud to see her eat it, unfortunately I and a few other people including my mom and everyone else there ate it too. I couldn't taste anything off and AFAIK no one else did either. Who cares. I had a girl eat my sperm so totally worth it. I was right. That was the closest to sex I got...
lmao you cucked her future partners
 
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IT please include me in the snapshot
 
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Fuck it. Confession time. When I was 15 or 16? I coomed inside of some cake mixing that I helped make. It was a family/neighborhood friend, no way in hell did she ever think about giving me a chance, me and my mom were making her a cake, during the mixing stage before putting it in the oven I had some time alone with it while my mom went out, I figured it was the only chance I had to get inside of that girl. I was correct, it made me feel proud to see her eat it, unfortunately I and a few other people including my mom and everyone else there ate it too. I couldn't taste anything off and AFAIK no one else did either. Who cares. I had a girl eat my sperm so totally worth it. I was right. That was the closest to sex I got...
Haha, based :yes: :feelsokman::feelskek:
 
That's not trolling that's Just retarded
 

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