LDAR Truecel trait: You hate shitting and wiping your ass

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

Ever since i was a kid every time id take a shit id promise to never eat again in my life so i dont have to do this shit again, and i always broke my promise...

I would gladly remove my need for food water and bodily functions just to save time even if i missed out on le pleasure of food

Even now whenever i shit (twice a week since i hold it in as long as possible) i procrastinate wiping my ass for as long as possible, sometimes up to 2 hours.

I would have no problem with rotting in my bed every last second of my life doing literally nothing just existing with no thoughts or feelings, but even that is impossible. Your consciousness has to be tainted in some way. Life is a joke

 

[supersoldier]

just use water bro, it's the best and clean it properly

 

[SubhumanGamer]

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

 

[CobsonCel]

wash your ass nigger

 

[Winter War]

Never wiped my ass once in my life, my stench defines me as a perso

 

[IronsideCel]

What inceldom does to inkwells

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

Never wiped my ass once in my life, my stench defines me as a perso

based

wash your ass nigger

just use water bro, it's the best and clean it properly

cringe

 

[Ahnfeltia]

I don't mind shitting and wiping my ass that much.

 

[hunlow]

Get a bidet. Don't wipe your ass with bleached paper like mutt normies.

 

[supersoldier]

cringe

why is it cringe? It's the best method to clean it when you at home.

 

[SubhumanGamer]

wash your ass nigger

You'd like that wouldn't you fag

 

[Monke]

Monke wipes not!

 

[CobsonCel]

not wipping attracts foids unironically

 

[CobsonCel]

You'd like that wouldn't you fag

not washing is a shitskin trait i hate shitskins

 

[beanercel]

Never wiped my ass once in my life, my stench defines me as a perso

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

why is it cringe? It's the best method to clean it when you at home.

I almost always have open scabs on my hands so i avoid sticking my hands in my ass

Get a bidet

maybe i will but seems even worse, id rather have crusty shit deep in my ass than splash shit water all over my bathroom and have a wet anus

 

[supersoldier]

than splash shit water all over my bathroom and have a wet anus

never had this problem.

 

[hunlow]

I almost always have open scabs on my hands so i avoid sticking my hands in my ass

maybe i will but seems even worse, id rather have crusty shit deep in my ass than splash shit water all over my bathroom and have a wet anus

It doesn't splash. Just do it. Your crusty, hemorrhoid covered ass will thank you. You don't have to be a smelly mutt with shit in your ass all day

 

[Whitefeminineboy]

Ever since i was a kid every time id take a shit id promise to never eat again in my life so i dont have to do this shit again, and i always broke my promise...

I would gladly remove my need for food water and bodily functions just to save time even if i missed out on le pleasure of food

Even now whenever i shit (twice a week since i hold it in as long as possible) i procrastinate wiping my ass for as long as possible, sometimes up to 2 hours.

I would have no problem with rotting in my bed every last second of my life doing literally nothing just existing with no thoughts or feelings, but even that is impossible. Your consciousness has to be tainted in some way. Life is a joke

I like to sit 10 hours on toilete because I'm alone there

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

It doesn't splash. Just do it. Your crusty, hemorrhoid covered ass will thank you. You don't have to be a smelly mutt with shit in your ass all day

bro surely there are micro droplets flying all around your bathroom inoculating every corner with fecal bacteria. Just look at those videos of how far a sneeze goes, its a fine mist

Even just your shit dropping into the toilet can make it spread around your bathroom on toothbrushes and shit, i think i saw a statistic that like 60% of toothbrushes have shit on th for this reason

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

I like to sit 10 hours on toilete because I'm alone there

i would too if not for family, its my favorite place in the world, like an isolation chamber

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I don't mind shitting and wiping my ass that much.

 

[hunlow]

bro surely there are micro droplets flying all around your bathroom inoculating every corner with fecal bacteria. Just look at those videos of how far a sneeze goes, its a fine mist

Even just your shit dropping into the toilet can make it spread around your bathroom on toothbrushes and shit, i think i saw a statistic that like 60% of toothbrushes have shit on th for this reason

You also fart microscopic particles of fecal matter. Bathrooms are just gross. Put all stuff in cabinets, and clean it regularly with bleach. Now get the damn bidet

 

[turbocuckcel_7000]

naw

 

[abajojo]

Get a bidet. Don't wipe your ass with bleached paper like mutt normies.

okay someone please answer this legit because i do not know
people who have a bidet: i get that you blast your hole with water and it cleans it up easier. do you then just stand up and go about your day with your ass dripping wet or do you at least wipe to get the water off???

 

[Puppeter]

Least retarded foid thread @DarkStarDown

 

[zerozerozero]

it always takes me fucking forever to wipe

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

Least retarded foid thread @DarkStarDown

unironically highest iq thread this year

 

[Puppeter]

unironically highest faggot user in existence

 

[Friezacel]

Wiping my ass wouldnt be a problem if i didnt have so much fucking ass hair

 

[hunlow]

okay someone please answer this legit because i do not know
people who have a bidet: i get that you blast your hole with water and it cleans it up easier. do you then just stand up and go about your day with your ass dripping wet or do you at least wipe to get the water off???

My process:
>Spray
>Wash with soap
>Spray again to rinse
>Dab dry with a washcloth

 

[abajojo]

My process:
>Spray
>Wash with soap
>Spray again to rinse
>Dab dry with a washcloth

too much work for a daily shit ngl
i say as i wipe for fucking ages

 

[Defetivecuckachu]

When "just take a shower, bro!" has real meaning.

 

[Norville Wood]

just use water bro, it's the best and clean it properly

I hate shitting, only because I then have to shower, which takes time.

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

Tbh, I've always enjoyed relaxing on the toilet. Just locking myself in and thinking about whatever I want or reading books or surfing the net in peace while emptying myself. Pretty comfy, I'll probably go shit the second time today just because of that.

just use water bro, it's the best and clean it properly

Get a bidet. Don't wipe your ass with bleached paper like mutt normies.

I started out normally wiping my ass, but because I'm a neat freak I always ended up overdoing it, and eventually I settled into not stopping wiping until the brown was completely gone and only red remained. Over the years, that eventually damaged my ass to the point where my parents thought that I have hemorrhoids, so I had to go to doctors, who found that it's just damaged, and so I eventually settled into just washing it with water. Been doing that for about 10 years by now, and every time I had to go back to wiping, it started bleeding after like two or three days of that.

okay someone please answer this legit because i do not know
people who have a bidet: i get that you blast your hole with water and it cleans it up easier. do you then just stand up and go about your day with your ass dripping wet or do you at least wipe to get the water off???

Of course I wipe it. Unfortunately, this last week, for some reason even just wiping that ended a few times with red droplets on it, which is... annoying.

 

[screwthefbi]

I shit in family toilets and not flush

 

[Glerforpus]

i think i saw a statistic that like 60% of toothbrushes have shit on th for this reason

That’s mainly because people don’t put the toilet seat/lid down when they flush

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

That’s mainly because people don’t put the toilet seat down when they flush

nigga ive never done that in my life

 

[Glerforpus]

nigga ive never done that in my life

What do you think the lid is for?

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

What do you think the lid is for?

good point, sometimes i sit on it

 

[Johnhatenigger12]

i shit like every 1 week.

 

[supersoldier]

Tbh, I've always enjoyed relaxing on the toilet. Just locking myself in and thinking about whatever I want or reading books or surfing the net in peace while emptying myself

it's bad for your health, sitting on toilet for more than 5-10 mins may lead to hemorrhoids

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

it's bad for your health, sitting on toilet for more than 5-10 mins may lead to hemorrhoids

Damn, thank God that I somehow avoided getting them so far.

 

[Jew Goy Lab Rat]

it's bad for your health, sitting on toilet for more than 5-10 mins may lead to hemorrhoids

if you sit in a certain way its like sitting normally, not spreading out your ass