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Blackpill Truecel trait: Your phone isn't constantly making noises because of notifications

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Chads phone always gets new texts, likes and comments on his social media, nudes sent to him from stacies etc, so his phone is always buzzing from all the notifications. Meanwhile my phone never gets notifications, not even from my phone company.
 
I'm having long conversations with Scam Likely. He's one of my best friends, bitch ass nigger eater.
 
I only get random scammers calling me
 
Fuck man this is so true, stacies at work get literally 5 notifications a minute not shitting you.:feelsseriously:
 
I have 0 contacts in my phone
 
Chads phone always gets new texts, likes and comments on his social media, nudes sent to him from stacies etc, so his phone is always buzzing from all the notifications. Meanwhile my phone never gets notifications, not even from my phone company.

Jokes on you my phone is getting spammed 24/7 with all kinds of random ass ads.
 
Chad has your oneitis' nudes on his phone.
 
Chad has your oneitis' nudes on his phone.
Unironically true :feelsrope:
Hope you have time for an anecdote.
I go to college every day (before the pandemics) and due to my city being very small my oneitis get the same bus I get to my destination. Once on the bus I saw A tall guy exoticsmaxxed (green eyed, tall, blonde but with a skin of a lation) talking to her - never seen her so happy before - but once the bus was full and only the seat next to me was available she preferred being stand up rather than sitting. why god? why shit like this happens to me? Why we are here? Just to suffer?

 
My phone doesn't have any contacts asides from mom&dad who live with me. :feelsbadman:
 
My replika app texted me today. I ignored the bitch :chad:
 
Unironically true :feelsrope:
Hope you have time for an anecdote.
I go to college every day (before the pandemics) and due to my city being very small my oneitis get the same bus I get to my destination. Once on the bus I saw A tall guy exoticsmaxxed (green eyed, tall, blonde but with a skin of a lation) talking to her - never seen her so happy before - but once the bus was full and only the seat next to me was available she preferred being stand up rather than sitting. why god? why shit like this happens to me? Why we are here? Just to suffer?


Brutal.
 
I get random spam emails that buzz my phone every once in a while. I guess it's better than not getting anything :waitwhat: :feelsrope:
 
Unironically true :feelsrope:
Hope you have time for an anecdote.
I go to college every day (before the pandemics) and due to my city being very small my oneitis get the same bus I get to my destination. Once on the bus I saw A tall guy exoticsmaxxed (green eyed, tall, blonde but with a skin of a lation) talking to her - never seen her so happy before - but once the bus was full and only the seat next to me was available she preferred being stand up rather than sitting. why god? why shit like this happens to me? Why we are here? Just to suffer?


Bro, that story is brutal. I'm sorry. I know how awful it can be. I used to have a oneitis in high school and one time during physical education class, I saw her share her water bottle with another boy she would flirt from time to time. It's the little things that hurt. Back then, anyway.
 
I sometimes hear all the notifications on other people’s phones and I’m like “how the fuck do they tolerate that”.
 
There is one way to get notifications as an incel: post something highly controversial to facebook, several times, across several pages. Trust me, that shit will hit double digits overnight, as long as you strike the right nerve.
 
I don't even own a phone and never have
 
Yup. This is how I knew it was over. In high school I used to think it was normal for everyone to have a dry phone. Until I saw my Chad friend(he adopted me for some reason) get multiple dms from random girls, and they also sent him nudes even if he didn't ask. He constantly had at least 10 bitches on Snapchat/WhatsApp/Instagram.

That was how I knew for sure I was unattractive. No attractive guy goes years without getting messages from girls.
 
Mine goes off every 30 minutes.
Because of my coomer action game.
GONGA COOOM
 
What game is that? For research purposes of course :worryfeels::ha..feels:
Action Taimanin on steam/ios/andriod for global version.
アクション対魔忍 for the andriod/ios version which is JP only. I play on this.
IOS is censored.

It's based off an old eroge from years ago. However there is no porn in it, just lewd costumes.
1605858855202
 
Only spam calls and messages, sometimes I get survey calls too :cryfeels:
 
There is one way to get notifications as an incel: post something highly controversial to facebook, several times, across several pages. Trust me, that shit will hit double digits overnight, as long as you strike the right nerve.

And that's the sad part. The fact that for many of us that will pretty much be the only way to get frequent notifications from others is doing just that...
 
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Truecel trait: You keep your phone muted so you don't get a notification sometime that makes people realize that your phone isn't muted, you just have no life whatsoever
 

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