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Serious UKRAINIAN DRAFT DODGE THREAD [HELP FOR INCELS]

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Many ukrainian incels don't want to fight for a country&society that hates them
imagine being an ukrainecel and being forced to fight for w*men who can safely escape despite having "equal rights"

personally i'd like to help some of the ukrainecels and give them ideas on how to avoid fighting for femoids who already fled the country and dont give a fuck about them

VERY IMPORTANT, DO NOT GO OUTSIDE IN A CAR/BUS
ukraininans are stopping busses/cars and abducting men to get them killed in war.
you can outrun a soldier on foot, but if they catch you in a bus it's over

CLOSE THE CURTAINS, AVOID BEING SEEN IN A WINDOW


find a good place to hide from the draft officers


what are the characteristics of a good hiding place?

lockable doors
furniture big enough to hide in
coverings to hide worse hiding places (eg. blankets to hide the bed-floor gap)
beds with bed sheet compartments big enough to hide in
a bed that you can hide under

if you don't have any of the above you should use your attic/basement, hiding behind curtains is also good enough as a last resort

what you shouldn't do when an officer is searching for you:
hide in a bathtub
hide under a blanket (eg. lying on a sofa/bed under a blanket)
fast breathing (slower breathing also calms you down)
swallowing spit (try to hold it in or drool to avoid making a sound)

You should convince anyone you live with that you'll die if you go fighting, what they should tell the officer if he comes for you:
1. you already left to fight in the war
2. you're abroad and currently not living here



Stay safe ukrainian bros. would be nice if the mods pinned this
 
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I don't think anyone here is from cuckraine
 
Based. In the west all you have to do is claim you're a foid to dodge the draft.
 
I have no idea what they do if doors locked tbh looks like way too much effort to break inside a house for someone who might or might not be inside the house
 
Book it to Poland and say you have a medical issue and can’t fight
 
I have no idea what they do if doors locked tbh looks like way too much effort to break inside a house for someone who might or might not be inside the house
it's still a possibility if they get desperate enough, also anyone living in the same place might open the door and they'd force themselves inside
 
it's still a possibility if they get desperate enough, also anyone living in the same place might open the door and they'd force themselves inside
i live alone
 

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