[SuicideFuel] Ultimate guide to life

tooth monster

tooth monster

I hate everyone
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I didn't achieve a single fucking thing, 0, NADA, it's fucking over
 
CrookedOzCel

CrookedOzCel

Mind of Himmler, body of Goebbels
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Fuck this world
 
non_factor

non_factor

Officer
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Too much wagecucking in there.
 
Mainländer

Mainländer

For JB wives and a future for high-T men.
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I didn't achieve a single fucking thing, 0, NADA, it's fucking over
I did achieve a few of those things but none in the correspondent age established there.
 
Captain Funny

Captain Funny

Officer
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Nice, now let's see the female variant.
 
FrustratedWhiteMale

FrustratedWhiteMale

Major
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I did not achieve any of those. I'm 56.
No fist kiss, date, renting with a girl, car, house marriage, child, good income.
Nothing. I have a lot of catching up to do.
The homeless people have achieved many of those.
 
Ticcel

Ticcel

Product of an unjust world.
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It’s missing get divorce raped.
 
Emergency Manual

Emergency Manual

Hanging On
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You just know a boomer wrote this.
 
RopeIsMyLove

RopeIsMyLove

"[...] I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe."
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The first step is the hardest :feelscry:.
 
wereqryan

wereqryan

Soulless Meat Puppet Zombie
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Me after reading this guide:

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Uggo Mongo

Uggo Mongo

Genetic Mishap
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I worked a job full-time for 2 years but was considered a "temp" the whole time. Started that job at age 22 and quit it just before 25. I would think most people pass their driving test at 16, I had to wait to 18 because I'm a drop out. Only things I've accomplished on that list so far.
 
ManletHalfCurry

ManletHalfCurry

5'6 Manlet Half Curry Abomination
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Well what a surprise, I haven't did any of these things.

JFL ITS FUCKING OVER
 
JeffGoldblumInTheFly

JeffGoldblumInTheFly

Overlord
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KEK I never even had the first step, it's so fucking over
 
OmniVoid

OmniVoid

Officer
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I'm 18 ngl. Never had first kiss. Probably won't. I passed my driver's test though. There's no hope though.
 
angrycurrycel

angrycurrycel

Women’s Rights Activist
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I'm 18 ngl. Never had first kiss. Probably won't. I passed my driver's test though. There's no hope though.
I’m the same age and on the same boat as well. I really am the curry version of you
 
StaroRavager

StaroRavager

Tool of Agony
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That list is fanciful and inconsistent at best but it’s still over either way
 
YungCell

YungCell

Niggas iffy
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Genius, just conform and keep the Jewish markets afloat theory.
 
Insomniac

Insomniac

ϟϟ A U T I S M ϟϟ
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What a dull existence..

You’d think clown world would be more fun
 
Michael15651

Michael15651

Destined Virgin.
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Can't even live comfortably.
 
Red Pill Rage

Red Pill Rage

Officer
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There are only 2 major things I accomplished in my life: Becoming a professional artist and saving 620k. Everything else is shit.
 
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Cuyen

Cuyen

Everything hurts and I'm dying
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who the fuck cares about retarded driver license if you cant get laid
 
Braincel14w

Braincel14w

High inhib mentalcel oldcel
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NPC wagecuck list
 
Cuyen

Cuyen

Everything hurts and I'm dying
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A incel's ultimate guide to life:

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Wonder

Wonder

Disordercel
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The best way to succeed in life is simply to be lucky. Either be born into money or into good genes. Everything else is just a sleight of hand to distract you from the inherent unfairness and pointlessness of this world. Hard work and morality are copes. The men who succeed have left both of them behind.
 
FinnCel

FinnCel

Legend
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Agepill is the hardest pill to swallow.
It's over
 
Cleftcel

Cleftcel

Non-Entity
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we're not even playing the same game
 
ReallyRice

ReallyRice

God hates you.
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" Earn 40k at age 37"
WHAT?? :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:
 
NeetSupremacist

NeetSupremacist

IncelFascist
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Where is the rope :feelsbadman::feelsrope:
 
Remyx

Remyx

★★★★★
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Oh nice, the guide for NPCs
 
Blacktarpill

Blacktarpill

Paragon
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Fuck that guide tbh, jfl @ living like this.
 
Einon

Einon

Mouthbreath myself into inceldom.
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I'll only wage cuck if I'm getting payed damn well.
 
Gyros_Pretcel

Gyros_Pretcel

NoFap since Apr 22; NoCaffeine;
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Boomer propaganda. Genocide when?
 
acnescarcel

acnescarcel

Luminary
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normroach how to guide incel life guide would be use drugs ldar rope
 
SuperSaiyanGymcel

SuperSaiyanGymcel

SandNigga
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this is stupid even by normie standards, who created this gay ass shit?
 
AutisticCopecel

AutisticCopecel

a coping autist tries to not rope
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Honeypot

Honeypot

NoFap since Apr 22
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My life is like, eat all the shit the world send to me until I manage to fulfill my global ER plans.
 
Dionysus

Dionysus

Captain
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I dont give a rats ass about vacations this is normie shit
 
FIVETHREEBALDCEL

FIVETHREEBALDCEL

Master of Personality
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I have driving license, as for the rest, lets just say i'm too ugly to achieve any of the rest
 
The Abyss

The Abyss

Cope 'til you rope.
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I worked a job full-time for 2 years but was considered a "temp" the whole time. Started that job at age 22 and quit it just before 25. I would think most people pass their driving test at 16, I had to wait to 18 because I'm a drop out. Only things I've accomplished on that list so far.
The driving test thing happens a few years later in UK than US due to crazy high insurance premiums on drivers younger than 20 & the expectations to learn to drive stick.
 
Uggo Mongo

Uggo Mongo

Genetic Mishap
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The driving test thing happens a few years later in UK than US due to crazy high insurance premiums on drivers younger than 20 & the expectations to learn to drive stick.
:feelscry: I still don't know how to drive stick. My dad never got around to teaching me that skill.
 
The Abyss

The Abyss

Cope 'til you rope.
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:feelscry: I still don't know how to drive stick. My dad never got around to teaching me that skill.
It's overrated shit, only good for enthusiasts & classic fanatics in first world countries, I beat ppl at the lights in a 16 year old crap auto v current year manuals in UK.
 
TheReaper

TheReaper

blackpilled with Sephiroth
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what's the point of living if you already know everything that's going to happen
half of those milestone are things that i never wanted
 
LastGerman

LastGerman

Ubermenschcel
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Ohh... another dirver licence pill. Seriously, it does not stop. If you do not have a driver licence it is actually over, specially as a grown up man. It feels so emasculating having no driver licence and see all the sluts going to their car. They all look like children next to me and yet they are allowed to drive. i am truly disgusted by it. Memories of it are haunting me...

who the fuck cares about retarded driver license if you cant get laid
Take the driver licence pill.

I am 24 now and I have nothing on this list. I am truly a living disgrace. It has to stop. I will sacrifice myself for true strength. I will consume testosterone times 1000. Perhaps I will live only 1 day or perhaps only a few seconds after the intake, but it will be the best time in my life.
 
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Napoleon de Geso

Napoleon de Geso

No loli-no life!
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No need all that. Just cute loli on my dick
 
alone

alone

⛧نادر جدا⛧
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i fap at 10 yrs and do drugs at 13
 
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