Soy Unironically want to try soy

[Sans]

I saw that meme with the redditor who hurt his hand trying to open a bottle of soylent, further confirming the fact that soyboys are comically weak, but now curiosity has the better of me and I kind of want to try Soylent now. I looked at their website and they have like, a decent number of flavors that look good like strawberry and banana and mint chocolate. Probably not going to buy any soon (maybe in some time) but who knows, maybe I will have a naturally gaping mouth and turn into a woman respecter with a good persoynality and then I will have women flocking towards me like flies to shit.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

SoyExplosion

 

[Sans]

Now I want to see if the bottles are actually hard to open or if soyboys are comically weak. Or both.

 

[5ft4ropeconnoisseur]

Now I want to see if the bottles are actually hard to open or if soyboys are comically weak. Or both.

I wondered that too

 

[Lonelyus]

I saw that meme with the redditor who hurt his hand trying to open a bottle of soylent, further confirming the fact that soyboys are comically weak, but now curiosity has the better of me and I kind of want to try Soylent now. I looked at their website and they have like, a decent number of flavors that look good like strawberry and banana and mint chocolate. Probably not going to buy any soon (maybe in some time) but who knows, maybe I will have a naturally gaping mouth and turn into a woman respecter with a good persoynality and then I will have women flocking towards me like flies to shit.

Its in tons of chinese food, The chinese are deployed to make them soy!

 

[Govid_Dorious]

and then I will have women flocking towards me like flies to shit.

 

[Govid_Dorious]

 

[Govid_Dorious]

looks like a spider

 

[cripplecel]

 

[Epedaphic]

Found the full version

 

[Epedaphic]

Also I used to drink this shit when I was too lazy to make food and too busy at work to eat. Made me feel like shit. Never again.

 

[based_meme]

@Sans Why do you write in that abhorrent font?

 

[Med Amine]

even if i want to drink soy since it's not sold where i live and tbh i don't have much of a problem with that

 

[Zetta]

 

[Mango]

How does that even happen LEL

Didn't think to use a towel

 

[Sans]

@Sans Why do you write in that abhorrent font?

Because it kicks ass.

 

[based_meme]

Because it kicks ass.