Theory unpopular opinion: how to make beauty pageants objective

[fukurou]

we keep seeing posts of beaty pageant winners being the most ugliest of foids.
this will keep happening because there are feminist political agendas and other incentives to race to the bottom.

but here is my idea of an objective beauty pageant:

at each stage of the competition there should be a bucket in front of each contestant.
the foid that has the most men jizz after fapping to her into her bucket representation, wins.

other wise you get femcel Ashley tier winners.

 

[der_komische]

good idea

 

[Misogynist Vegeta]

High IQ idea.

 

[Acorn]

 

[IncelGolem]

More realistically, there needs to be some kind of age cut-off. They made a 38 year old roastie w/ wrinkles Miss America. Even with the obvious heavy botox - she still looks old:

Really? Fucking really? There aren't any 18-28 y/o's in this country?

 

[turbosperg]

here is my idea of an objective beauty pageant:

1. all foids are put in a coma and sent to underground breeding barns.
2. all males are awarded an opportunity to breed.
3. productive males are awarded extra chances to breed.
4. some foids will be used to breed more often than others, by males of higher status / means.
5. the most sought-after gigastacies who make the best babies will be more expensive.
6. Done. Now all foids are subject to the economic price mechanism of the market. The most expensive eggs may be called "miss this" or "miss that", just like any economic or sports ranking.

This is the proposal us Marxist-Rodgerists put forward for the next step of civilization: the foidless society.