- getting your first kiss
(You'll have to kiss a tuna mouth roastie who's already fucked 100+ guys)
- sneaking out and having sex as a teen
(You'll have to have sex with an experienced roastie who's breath smells like tuna and already fucked 100+ guys before you)
- no more oneitis or crushes (those thoughts are gone from your head as your expectations
[UWSL]have been blown over and over)[/UWSL]
- no more dreaming of becoming a movie star or social media actor (the internet is over saturated and only the white goodlooking privelaged kids make it to the top)
- telling your gf about your job and interests as a teen
(You now have to date a roastie who's breath smells like tuna who will settle for no less than a 6 figure job, also she is vain and doesn't care about the small stuff)
- your highschool gf sitting on your lap and you accidently get a boner
You will have to date a roastie who justs on her phone all day and never pays attention to you until you offer to take her out or go on a trip
- don't get any surprise hugs
The roastie you're dating who's already fucked 100 guys before you and has tuna breath is jaded and doesn't do that innocent shit anymore..
No more getting excited about getting your job
HOLD ON I GOTTA MAKE A NEW THREAD CUZ I CANT POST THIS IN NOTES ATM
(You'll have to kiss a tuna mouth roastie who's already fucked 100+ guys)
- sneaking out and having sex as a teen
(You'll have to have sex with an experienced roastie who's breath smells like tuna and already fucked 100+ guys before you)
- no more oneitis or crushes (those thoughts are gone from your head as your expectations
[UWSL]have been blown over and over)[/UWSL]
- no more dreaming of becoming a movie star or social media actor (the internet is over saturated and only the white goodlooking privelaged kids make it to the top)
- telling your gf about your job and interests as a teen
(You now have to date a roastie who's breath smells like tuna who will settle for no less than a 6 figure job, also she is vain and doesn't care about the small stuff)
- your highschool gf sitting on your lap and you accidently get a boner
You will have to date a roastie who justs on her phone all day and never pays attention to you until you offer to take her out or go on a trip
- don't get any surprise hugs
The roastie you're dating who's already fucked 100 guys before you and has tuna breath is jaded and doesn't do that innocent shit anymore..
No more getting excited about getting your job
HOLD ON I GOTTA MAKE A NEW THREAD CUZ I CANT POST THIS IN NOTES ATM
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