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went to an escort - disgusting experience - it was painful and vomit inducing - women owe me big time - fucking hellllll

'member how you felt back before documented approach #1? Way back yonder when you had hope in your heart & a spark in your eye.
 
After a while her phone rang. It was her dad callimg her to pick her kid.
lol okay you're either bullshitting or this is some prank pulled off by the devil himself
 
I'm sorry man, you deserve better.
 
Jfl at getting a escort
 
I wonder if you can pay escorts to do tasks for you instead of sex. Get a smart hooker have her do your taxes.
 
You didnt realise the tranny had a dick?
No,he had a dress on and wasn't willing to get fully neaked.I didn't think too much of It since I was insanely horny and It was my first time going to a prostitute.
Thinking back I regret It.I still remember the realisation that I had lost my virginity as a 15 year old boy to a 40 year old man in a dress,I literally sat on a bench and got lost in my toughts for a good 20 minutes.It's been almolst 4 years since then and I still feel ashamed to tell anyone.
was it a clothed blowjob or a fake pussy?
It started with a blowjob,then he said he only does anal because It was ''more pleasurable'',but he wasn't willing to take his dress off and when I realised It was too late.
 
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No,he had a dress on and wasn't willing to get fully neaked.I didn't think too much of It since I was insanely horny and It was my first time going to a prostitute.
Thinking back I regret It.I still remember the realisation that I had lost my virginity as a 15 year old boy to a 40 year old man in a dress,I literally sat on a bench and got lost in my toughts for a good 20 minutes.It's been almolst 4 years since then and I still feel ashamed to tell anyone.

It started with a blowjob,then he said he only does anal because It was ''more pleasurable'',but he wasn't willing to take his dress off and when I realised It was too late.

That sounds like a horror movie gone wrong, did the sex feel good atleast?
 
i would never get an escort wtf, im not that desperate
 
That sounds like a horror movie gone wrong, did the sex feel good atleast?
No,the first red flag was when he was giving me a blowjob.I could feel his crooked teeth scraping on the underside of my head's end.
When I got to anal I had a mental black out midway trough and wasn't able to finish.
 
Still approaching after reaching sainthood with your 1000th? Do you enjoy getting rejected?

This sounds a lot like my first escort experience. It gets better. Just do your research next time and make sure you're not getting scammed or catfished.

And 4.3 inches? Jesus Fucking Christ, I am so sorry. I can't imagine being cursed with such an itty bitty pee-pee. I probably would have killed myself by now.
 
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Ritalincel
 
We're not meant to reproduce,no point in bringing more suffering into this world in the form of a boy with our incel genetics.
>caring about society
:soy:
Still approaching after reaching sainthood with your 1000th? Do you enjoy getting rejected?

That's because he still has a faint glimmer of hope... I admire him a lot - wish I had his energy or the lack of inhibition. I'd still be incel but at least I'd me making far more $$$.
 
This is basically my experience with escorts too.

Felt nothing. Was awful.

I’ve fucked 3 escorts, one was unprotected. Got nothing from it.
 
i did something that traumatized forever

I was extremely horny and was capable of fucking an ashtray or so I thought.

Since the beginning of the week I approached 20 women or so - didn't count - they were very hostile towards me.

I sent a friend request to every bitch a work - none of them approved it

THere was this 3.5 bitch that I told you about - but she has a bf and basically left me on SEEN.

So I decided to go for an escort and get my dick sucked.

When I saw her I realize her pics were frauded - had to be 7-8 years older than the photos - uglier too

Had some weird mole on her leg too.

She tried to ride me - but I couldn't keep it up.

I wasn't feeling anything. The only feeling was my pubic bone or whatever clashing against her cunt area. It felt like my dick was in space.

She could see that I wasn't into it.

BTW her tits were disgustingly small.

She offered doggy style.

It was slightly better but I just couldn't keep it up. I was vomiting in my heart.

After a while her phone rang. It was her dad callimg her to pick her kid.

This is wwhen something died in me. I just stopped it. Put my clothes on and left.

With the nastiest feeling my heart.

She was also heavily shocked to see my small dick - 4.3 inches - but didn't say anything.

The funny part is that I have been on no fap for around a week. No porn too.

Yet I couldn't cum at all.

It was a very disgusting experience.

The whole time I kept asking myself - do I deserve this?

And the answer is no.

i don't

something in me died for 100th time

I just wanted a little love in this world

but I guess I am cursed not to get it

I am done with women for a long time

THEY DID THIS TO ME

THEY TURNED ME INTO THIS

IF ONE OUT OF 1000+ HAD SEEN THAT I HAVE A SOUL OR CARED

THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

IT'S ALL THEM
I had a very similar experience to this
 
I was extremely horny and was capable of fucking an ashtray or so I thought.

Now you are talking boyo. :feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek::feelskek:

Now hopefully you can understand why I like grannies so much, unlike some mods here who told me not to post those granny pics.
 
Sex is like 75% mental. You could be with your dream girl but if if you aren't feeling it then it will be a terrible experience. Difference between men and women. Men can fake it when they aren't into it. Men cannot since we will get soft, making sex impossible.

This is why I only do nofap when I plan on fucking an escort. I want to make sure I am horny enough to fuck anything, even a goddamn hippo that smells like a garbage can that hasn't been emptied in weeks. But that is just me. Others may not enjoy the sexual experience because they feel they are pathetic for having to pay for it in the first place. Everyone is different. Like everything else you learn what you like and how to get what you want through experience. Thing is you gotta build up that experience with ultra shitty and awkward experiences.
 
How much did you pay for the escort? I am debating on renting a motel and an escort lose my v card.
 
i did something that traumatized forever

I was extremely horny and was capable of fucking an ashtray or so I thought.

Since the beginning of the week I approached 20 women or so - didn't count - they were very hostile towards me.

I sent a friend request to every bitch a work - none of them approved it

THere was this 3.5 bitch that I told you about - but she has a bf and basically left me on SEEN.

So I decided to go for an escort and get my dick sucked.

When I saw her I realize her pics were frauded - had to be 7-8 years older than the photos - uglier too

Had some weird mole on her leg too.

She tried to ride me - but I couldn't keep it up.

I wasn't feeling anything. The only feeling was my pubic bone or whatever clashing against her cunt area. It felt like my dick was in space.

She could see that I wasn't into it.

BTW her tits were disgustingly small.

She offered doggy style.

It was slightly better but I just couldn't keep it up. I was vomiting in my heart.

After a while her phone rang. It was her dad callimg her to pick her kid.

This is wwhen something died in me. I just stopped it. Put my clothes on and left.

With the nastiest feeling my heart.

She was also heavily shocked to see my small dick - 4.3 inches - but didn't say anything.

The funny part is that I have been on no fap for around a week. No porn too.

Yet I couldn't cum at all.

It was a very disgusting experience.

The whole time I kept asking myself - do I deserve this?

And the answer is no.

i don't

something in me died for 100th time

I just wanted a little love in this world

but I guess I am cursed not to get it

I am done with women for a long time

THEY DID THIS TO ME

THEY TURNED ME INTO THIS

IF ONE OUT OF 1000+ HAD SEEN THAT I HAVE A SOUL OR CARED

THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

IT'S ALL THEM
This is the second time you couldn't get it up. You should see a doctor buddy boyo.
It's like fucking ugly dead blobfish.

Liotalaugh

what is this meme with posting eachothers profile pictures
Az
 
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No,he had a dress on and wasn't willing to get fully neaked.I didn't think too much of It since I was insanely horny and It was my first time going to a prostitute.
Thinking back I regret It.I still remember the realisation that I had lost my virginity as a 15 year old boy to a 40 year old man in a dress,I literally sat on a bench and got lost in my toughts for a good 20 minutes.It's been almolst 4 years since then and I still feel ashamed to tell anyone.

It started with a blowjob,then he said he only does anal because It was ''more pleasurable'',but he wasn't willing to take his dress off and when I realised It was too late.

I am lost for words. I do really feel sorry for you though.
 
For God’s sake OP, go to Thailand - western hookers are hatred personified.
 
:cryfeels: you aren't an incel anymore.
And btw sex without love is useless.
Tbh I am kinda disappointed that you had to rent a prostitute I thought you were 100% incel. But at least you aren't virgin anymore. How is it like not to be a virgin?
 
i did something that traumatized forever

I was extremely horny and was capable of fucking an ashtray or so I thought.

Since the beginning of the week I approached 20 women or so - didn't count - they were very hostile towards me.

I sent a friend request to every bitch a work - none of them approved it

THere was this 3.5 bitch that I told you about - but she has a bf and basically left me on SEEN.

So I decided to go for an escort and get my dick sucked.

When I saw her I realize her pics were frauded - had to be 7-8 years older than the photos - uglier too

Had some weird mole on her leg too.

She tried to ride me - but I couldn't keep it up.

I wasn't feeling anything. The only feeling was my pubic bone or whatever clashing against her cunt area. It felt like my dick was in space.

She could see that I wasn't into it.

BTW her tits were disgustingly small.

She offered doggy style.

It was slightly better but I just couldn't keep it up. I was vomiting in my heart.

After a while her phone rang. It was her dad callimg her to pick her kid.

This is wwhen something died in me. I just stopped it. Put my clothes on and left.

With the nastiest feeling my heart.

She was also heavily shocked to see my small dick - 4.3 inches - but didn't say anything.

The funny part is that I have been on no fap for around a week. No porn too.

Yet I couldn't cum at all.

It was a very disgusting experience.

The whole time I kept asking myself - do I deserve this?

And the answer is no.

i don't

something in me died for 100th time

I just wanted a little love in this world

but I guess I am cursed not to get it

I am done with women for a long time

THEY DID THIS TO ME

THEY TURNED ME INTO THIS

IF ONE OUT OF 1000+ HAD SEEN THAT I HAVE A SOUL OR CARED

THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED

IT'S ALL THEM
I don't know why, but I laughed reading this.
Like the way you say it, I feel you're like a hunchback/phantom of the Opera the Opera recoiling into the shadows as you curse your enemies.
 
The day I pay for sex is the day I'll have myself killed.
 
JFL at hiring sub7 escorts. If you're going to pay for sex it better be worth it. Only 7+ whores or GTFO.
 
JFL at hiring sub7 escorts. If you're going to pay for sex it better be worth it. Only 7+ whores or GTFO.
You realize these women lie abut their pictures right? :feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman::feelsbadman:
 
A week isn't long enough to recover from deathgripping to porn.

Also the wages of lust are dust.
 
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Its over for us anyway
I had sex before and it sucked
When i was 17 i lost my virginity to a like 40 year old women who hit the wall and got a thrill out of fucking teens
Either way, i showed up to her house, started undressing myself
Went over to her and she started sucking my dick
She was so bad at it, and it felt like someone sucking on your finger
Nothing special about it what so ever, i was anxious also
Had a semi boner at that moment
So i fucked her, and i swear i felt nothing
0, zero, nada
It was like fucking air, i was completely baffled
She even asked me "are you in yet?" and i said "i dont know" fucking kek
I mean she was a massive roastie and probably had a loose vagina but fuck me, i did not feel anything (my dick is 18cm long, so quite enough normally)
So i fucked her doggystyle, and i could not even keep my dick hard (which was a trauma for me which still affects me today)
I fucked her for 2 and a half hours straight from behind, i was unable to cum
It felt like nothing
She then even asked me if we could stop and continue on another day, fucking lol
I slept with her a few times, always having problems with keeping it hard

Its over for us anyways, because as you see from the story, after like three years of fapping and watching porn i was unable to enjoy sex
Because the stimulation is so different, you have to be fully relaxed to stay hard, which is impossible because we are all scared of that form of intimacy because we never expierenced it before
If you are a virgin, and even if you ascend and meet a girl, sex will be normal for her, she probably had sex dozens of times
While you will break your head thinking about your insecurities, and how you will do it, and being scared of doing it right
This will lead to you being unable to stay hard, which will give you trauma induced erectile disfunction for years
And you wont be able to enjoy it, because you will be stressed, and the stimulation will be not enough for you to enjoy it

Sex is the best thing ever, but its like a hall with dancers for us, while we are deaf
We cant hear the music and think everyone is dumb for dancing, while they do in fact hear it
Sex is about touching the women, while being relaxed and looking at her like its your property, you can do whatever you want, no boundaries, no stress, no bullshit
Sex is about smelling her, licking her, tasting her, hearing her moan, feeling her fluids on your body
This sounds dumb, but we dont focus on those thing
For us its just the mechanic stimulation of our dick, and trust me, a vagina wont stimulate you in that way like jerking off
Its way softer
You really have to put all those points into one expierence, and then its the best thing you will have every expierenced
Feeling that she loves you, her being honestly horny and into you, her moaning your name into your ear

And we wont get that, chads and normal people always had sex like that, its their base, so they can go to the hard, or fucked up sex practices because they already expierenced sex hundreds of times
For us, fucking like in porn, does not work, because we never expierenced love, or a lustful kiss or anything that builds up to that

Here is my advice, dont fuck whores, it will destroy your soul and sexual energy
Stop masturbating in a aggressive way, start touching yourself lightly, or even buy a silicone butt sex toy, because you can stimulate your penis without much pressure and deathgrip syndrome goes away, while you get used to the feeling of how a girl feels like
Stop watching porn
Other than that, our chances of picking up girls are very slim, so if you dont follow those steps, maybe you will have the chance to fuck a girl, and maybe it will be your only chance in life, trust me, you dont want to fuck it up, because you cant get hard because you dont feel anything
 
brutal af boyo, time to go monk mode, also this is why id rather stay virgin than fuck an escort.
 
You need to buy a expensive one. Buying a cheap hooker expecting a great experience its like eating a McDonalds Cheeseburger and expect a banquet.
You get what you paid for
 
No,he had a dress on and wasn't willing to get fully neaked.I didn't think too much of It since I was insanely horny and It was my first time going to a prostitute.
Thinking back I regret It.I still remember the realisation that I had lost my virginity as a 15 year old boy to a 40 year old man in a dress,I literally sat on a bench and got lost in my toughts for a good 20 minutes.It's been almolst 4 years since then and I still feel ashamed to tell anyone.

It started with a blowjob,then he said he only does anal because It was ''more pleasurable'',but he wasn't willing to take his dress off and when I realised It was too late.
No,the first red flag was when he was giving me a blowjob.I could feel his crooked teeth scraping on the underside of my head's end.
When I got to anal I had a mental black out midway trough and wasn't able to finish.


this the real suifuel story bros
 
Kind of describes my first experience with an escort. You should always see the escort IRL before agreeing to fuck otherwise it could easily become a disappointment. She has to be really attractive so that you forget about your misery and live the moment.
 
Kind of describes my first experience with an escort. You should always see the escort IRL before agreeing to fuck otherwise it could easily become a disappointment. She has to be really attractive so that you forget about your misery and live the moment.
brothels ftw
 
A escort should not complain about anything, should accept, also only worth it to rent luxury escorts for feet licking-sucking.
 
No one would like to lose his virginity like this:feelsohgod::feelsohgod:
 
We're not meant to reproduce,no point in bringing more suffering into this world in the form of a boy with our incel genetics.

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ This has to be the realest post I have seen thus far since joining this forum.

No matter which way you try & slice this piece of shit pie that's been served up to us...

or whatever you do to c0pe/escape...

it basically ALL boils down to what that guy said :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:

Everything. Our despair. the hatred/repulsion from foids/stacys, our place on the social dominance ladder, genetic lottery results... whining and whinging about gigastacy cunts etc..., etc... the whole fuckin shabang, kit-n-caboodle...

The ultimate reason for all of it, is that.



And whenever I recall this brutally painful and honest TKO punch to the face fact...

THAT is when I am actually thankful I have not brought another poor unsuspecting soul into this world to suffer a fate that could possibly resemble anything anywhere near my own.
 
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