WFH is no longer "Work From Home", it's now "Wack from Home"

[Intellectual]

I work from home and just jerk my dick off. My boss thinks I'm at work but im just moving the sensor every little bit and jerking my dick off to porn on the the laptop. I'll let the office foids do all the grunt work lmao.

 

[xkcdCleftcel]

i don't jerk to porn anymore i find a clothed pic and use my imagination

 

[Luzifer]

 

[wewuzaryansnshit]

i don't jerk to porn anymore i find a clothed pic and use my imagination

 

[Schirococo]

I work from home and just jerk my dick off. My boss thinks I'm at work but im just moving the sensor every little bit and jerking my dick off to porn on the the laptop. I'll let the office foids do all the grunt work lmao.

I thought you were doing NoFap

 

[Pancakecel]

That's why im thankful for the chink virus

 

[Intellectual]

I thought you were doing NoFap

I failed

 

[Asgard]

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[decembrist_kirillov]

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[Monke]

I work from home and just jerk my dick off. My boss thinks I'm at work but im just moving the sensor every little bit and jerking my dick off to porn on the the laptop. I'll let the office foids do all the grunt work lmao.

Make sure you don't use your corporate laptop a Trojan may be installed.

 

[Intellectual]

Make sure you don't use your corporate laptop a Trojan may be installed.

Obviously I'd never use my work laptop to do anything but work, the only exception is I sometimes check my investment portfolio

 

[Transcended Trucel]

That's why im thankful for the chink virus

same I was mad in the past but it was a good thing. Praise Xi

 

[Schirococo]

I failed

Damn g

 

[wastedcodeine]

i don't jerk to porn anymore i find a clothed pic and use my imagination

Same with me

 

[Intellectual]

I thought you do some minimum wage crap

No, have an ultra-high paying job.

 

[Intellectual]

Are you in software development?

No, finance.

 

[novarem]

That's why im thankful for the chink virus

This. Covid was literally the best thing that ever happened to my life.

Life before covid Studycelling was hell:
>getting 4 hours of sleep
>waking up at 5am
>commute to saussage fest uni-lectures on public transit full of methheads
>have to linger around on campus for long periods of time because there were gaps in my schedule
>young women everywhere and NONE of them want to talk to you and will cry harassment for the crime of not being chad

i was able to complete my final year at home. And it was like heaven.
>No crackheads
>no painful commute
>could actually get some fucking sleep

And now that I have a remote job...well...fucking christ, i never want to go back....

 

[der_komische]

I did the same when i did wfh

 

[based_meme]

From "I'm never gonna fap again" to this.