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what do you do if you get a gf?

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go together everywhere together and spend time with each other most of your free time? It really feels surreal for a person like me

inb4 sex, you cannot fuck 24/7
 
Watch movies and play outside
 
most foids are insufferable and i would be horribly oppressed if i had to have her around for every waking moment. i would just fuck her until i got tired of fucking her and then break it off
 
most foids are insufferable and i would be horribly oppressed if i had to have her around for every waking moment. i would just fuck her until i got tired of fucking her and then break it off
I would use her like a sex toy
 
hello reddit:feelskek:
 
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Thanks

Raping that slut all the time with drill set fucking brutal rough and hardcore all the time. Torturing that filthy kinky sloppy nasty $10 dirty gross vile and relentless hooker with no mercy fucking hardcore rape 24/7:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod: (in video game)
With my 11cm penis??
 
Years of blackpill knowledge isn't going out the window the second I get pussy. I would just use her for sex. I would also keep her around to cook and clean.
 
Cuddle in bed, have conversations, go on romantic walks, go on dates, explore nature if she’s into that, play with her hair, have her play with my hair, let her lay on me. These girls are missing out man :feelskek:. I only hate women because it hurts that I’ll never be good enough for them.
 
Cuddle in bed, have conversations, go on romantic walks, go on dates, explore nature if she’s into that, play with her hair, have her play with my hair, let her lay on me. These girls are missing out man :feelskek:. I only hate women because it hurts that I’ll never be good enough for them.
same
 
Skateboard, watch movies, smoke weed, talk about random stuff, maybe make playlists for each other of something
 
To op:
I would stop using this site
 
Wonder what glitch in the simulation allowed for that to happen
 
I would become a mod on incel.is and ban people while she sucks my dick :feelsdevil:
 
I can't even imagine a :foidSoy: wanting to develop a relationship with me now. Nevermind thinking what we would do together.:giga:
 
I'll never get one
 
I always wanted to take a girl to the zoo or aquarium. I like those places but you can't really go alone as a man or else people will think you're a creepy pedo :fuk:
 
Years of blackpill knowledge isn't going out the window the second I get pussy. I would just use her for sex. I would also keep her around to cook and clean.
I'm not sure if it's a blackpill or a redpill, but the truth is, no man really wants a girlfriend. Men want sex.

The bullshit that comes from having a girlfriend (specifically, having to do things you don't want to do because she does want to do them) - no man actually desires that. No man wants to go to her parents' house. No man wants to hang with her friends. No man wants "dinner parties" the way women envision them. We just want sex.

...but for generations, men put up with that bullshit in order to get sex. Putting up with that was the price of sex.

But today, with hypergamy practiced without restraint, the only men who get sex are chads, and they can get sex from multiple women, so why would they put up with all that bullshit?? If Stacey A wont fuck-on-demand and then get the hell out, Stacey B, C, D, E, and F are all just waiting their turn. As a result, Stacey A plays ball with chad. Then later she'll complain that there are no good men who treat women well.

So the answer to OPs question is: if you can get a girlfriend, then you shouldn't get one. If you're attractive and women are willing to fuck you, then multiple women will be willing to fuck and you don't need to give anything in return. Frankly, the desire for a girlfriend signals to women that you're not a chad.
 
I'm not sure if it's a blackpill or a redpill, but the truth is, no man really wants a girlfriend. Men want sex.

The bullshit that comes from having a girlfriend (specifically, having to do things you don't want to do because she does want to do them) - no man actually desires that. No man wants to go to her parents' house. No man wants to hang with her friends. No man wants "dinner parties" the way women envision them. We just want sex.

...but for generations, men put up with that bullshit in order to get sex. Putting up with that was the price of sex.

But today, with hypergamy practiced without restraint, the only men who get sex are chads, and they can get sex from multiple women, so why would they put up with all that bullshit?? If Stacey A wont fuck-on-demand and then get the hell out, Stacey B, C, D, E, and F are all just waiting their turn. As a result, Stacey A plays ball with chad. Then later she'll complain that there are no good men who treat women well.

So the answer to OPs question is: if you can get a girlfriend, then you shouldn't get one. If you're attractive and women are willing to fuck you, then multiple women will be willing to fuck and you don't need to give anything in return. Frankly, the desire for a girlfriend signals to women that you're not a chad.
best explanation so far
 
I used your nick for saying that the user was coping
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At this point I'm not even capable of a normie relationship since I hate almost everything including myself. Excluding Chads who can do whatever they want in a relationship, for sub-8 men it involves interacting with a foid as an equal. If a foid would complain about its tutorial mode day for instance, my first instinct would be to tell it to shut the fuck up fucking bitch. But as an ugly male I would instead have to treat it as a queen and comfort it. I just don't see how I could do such a thing. And even excluding the above I'm non-NT so I couldn't even interact normally with it.

So what about an autist foid? Yeah that would be great. If it's a socially incompetent foid, assuming it can wipe its own ass, isn't fat and smelly nor below my looks level, then it could work. Personality-wise it would be moe even if the foid complains, since it would sound more like a cute awkward anime girl. The problem is that it would be cute unless the foid is cute, and my SMV way below what it takes to get a cute autist gamer foid. That doesn't mean I'd turn down a looksmatch autist who isn't disgusting, but what I'd do doesn't matter since me getting such a foid is unrealistic.

tl;dr - I'm mentally fucked and can't even imagine myself being in a functional relationship with a foid
 
watch anime and play video games together
 
So what about an autist foid? Yeah that would be great. If it's a socially incompetent foid, assuming it can wipe its own ass, isn't fat and smelly nor below my looks level, then, since it would sound more like a cute awkward anime girl.
the fucking dream bro :feelshaha: couldnt agree less
 
She will provably compare me with her previous boyfriends and dump me.
 
I'll tell you when I get one
 
I'm good with snuggling on the couch watching a movie. I bet it's a good feeling.
 
inject her with cum
 
It depends on her and what she wants, during that day or time. As long as it involves us equally caring about each other but I doubt that anyone would care about me at this point.

I agree with the things that have already been said in here. Anything romantic will do. :feelsokman:
 
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Doing my best to make her satisfy my fetish and sexual pleasures to the maximum, enjoy her sexually as much as i can, since she will cheat on me anyway so i need to be satisfied before the worst happens, no future seems to be ahead if she has ex boyfriends, since she will look for new experiences to match theirs if she deems be inferior to them (which would be wrong of her); other things.... There are others, but the ideal is better to be kept private in a secluded fantasy, stargazing. I would also do a post requesting ban for it; a lot of things would get better, but will not happen.
 
Raping that slut all the time with drill set fucking brutal rough and hardcore all the time. Torturing that filthy kinky sloppy nasty $10 dirty gross vile and relentless hooker with no mercy fucking hardcore rape 24/7:feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod::feelsohgod: (in video game)
:chad::chad::chad:
 
If I get a gf, hmmm, I haven't thought much about what I want to do with her once I have her, but I would hope there'll be lots of sex cuddles and kisses. Not sure what else I want to do with a gf to be honest. Maybe I could play that "It takes two" games with her.

a micropenis is below 9cm
...
yaaay you guys are healthy males:feelsautistic:
Cope, in the day and age of porn, anything below 15cm is dicklet territory.
 
I will try to keep her happy as much as I can. If she does anything I dislike, I will beat her and do hardcore. I dunno what would I do actually:fuk::fuk:
 
i don't know what i'd do, i've never been in the situation. i don't think i'm ready to be a good man yet or have what's necessary to satisfy her carnal desires or her social needs
 
1 domestic violence
2 sex
 
I have no idea tbh
 

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