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NSFW what do you think is a better combination for your onahip onapelvis ? the "ona torso" combo with chest/boobs or the "ona lower" which has fake legs?

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for those not in the know, your basic "onahole" (above) is a pocket-pussy which basically you wrap your hole hand around and is merely just a cocksleeve so you're not gay for touching your own penis. It's a one-handed grip if you're captain hook or want to type one-handed or whatever

the "onahip" (though I term it 'onapelvis') conversely (see below) is a larger device where you can't easily move it one-handed. You would usually use 2 hands to move it. It is wider and is basically an onahole but with more padding on the side to emulate a pelvis/buttox for a more organic LARP/experience. Plus you could more plausibly brace it on a mattress/table and fuck it by leaning on it with your forearm or something, where you couldn't so easily brace the smaller onahole.

OnahipBigger

there's also a slightly more detailed version which is like "pelvis plus" because they add a semblance of the leg in short femurs which actually give more of a "hip joint" organic sensation instead of just 'ass blobs' like above:

EreshSide


what I'm talking about are basically "BEYOND beyond onapelvis". You can see that in these, in addition to the pelvis emulation with faux buttox and hip joints, it extends teh female facsimile in different directions

Maria

your classic "onatorso" (above) has a faux-ribcage and breasts, while the version below instead tacks on legs

LowerLegsHand


if you were to combine these you'd nearly have a full sex doll but you can't exactly cut and paste them together, so either you're going to be going without thighs or without boobs

there are some misleading what I would call pseudo-onahips too which look like onahips from a distance but when you look at their size comparison it's more akin to an "onahole and a half" where it's maybe twice as wide instead of the 4-6x as wide you'd need in a properly sized adult pelvis

BetweenVirgo

basically it's simultaneously "too big" (for one hand) and "too small" (for two hands) sort of like one of those "hand and a half swords" which is meant to be versatile between 1H and 2H usage

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at the point we're added boobs or legs it makes me wonder "why not just go for a full doll" but undersizing is less conspicuous

the more add-ons IMO the less we focus on core concepts like vagoo feel though and apparently those legs/boobs get easily deformed and lose their aesthetics anyway
 
None. Save your semen to create a homoculus.
 
Idk if I'd be able to cope with all of these tbh
 
None. Save your semen to create a homoculus.
onaholes would help with this since you preserve seven outside of your body, otherwise you just waste it in nocturnal emission
 
as opposed to what, dropping thousands of escorts?
No, I meant idk if I'd be able to find these exciting but guess I'm just not horny rn since I can imagine it beats the hand
 
This is creepy AF
you registered a month ago nobody here cares what you find creepy
you talk like a foid, thinking people care about your normy tastes
 
Maybe getting a full sexdoll if you have the money, dressing her up in costumes could be fun.
 
you registered a month ago nobody here cares what you find creepy
you talk like a foid, thinking people care about your normy tastes
Your post looks much like ad. :feelswhat:
 
get an MLP life size plush
 
I want a super tight onahole meant to simulate a virginal JS qt:feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh::feelsohh:
 
get an MLP life size plush
FaustLyraPantsShotsNigGaze

the hole is too loose to fuck directly, but you could insert an onahole inside it and the plush would help hold it in place

100% faust-approved

Your post looks much like ad. :feelswhat:
it is, I want everyone here to buy onaholes to create movement in the markets which ultimately increase production and bring the cost down
 
Using my hand is free :feelsaww:
 
I did buy a bottom half torso, 11lbs just the ass and pussy. Shit is pretty amazing, lets you work on your stroke.
 
Paying money for this shit and owning a collection of fake girlfriend parts is the most pathetic, degraded and cucked thing I can imagine.

I don't understand how anyone can get anything sexual out of these obscene looking rubber jerk aids tbh. The degradation would just kill my urge every time. It is the final nail of cuckery in the coffin of your dignity and self respect.

Somewhere there's a giant factory where sex havers are getting paid to stamp out these fake rubber body parts for pathetic losers to "fuck". They probably have great big smirks on their faces all day while they work. That joke's on you if you bought one.

And then there's the part where you have to clean your cold, congealed Spunk out of it to get it ready for next time...

:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:


Using my hand is free :feelsaww:
^^^ This.
Almost everyone has access to the internet, a box of tissues and a toilet. Just fap to some free porn FFS.


View: https://youtu.be/1h9xCEVKwtg
 
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I would say just buy a sex doll at that point, preferable with a removable sleeve vagina.
 
I did buy a bottom half torso, 11lbs just the ass and pussy. Shit is pretty amazing, lets you work on your stroke.
so do you pin it to the bed or something?

Paying money for this shit and owning a collection of fake girlfriend parts is the most pathetic, degraded and cucked thing I can imagine.
pretty sure escortcels paying 500 bucks a fuck and pumping tends of thousands into roastie bank accounts each year trying to LARP love is a lot more cucked than using a technological supplement to your hand ranging in price from 10-200 dollars which is reusable over the course of years working out to less than 1 dollar per coom

probably cheaper than all this covid toilet paper you use to wipe up after your standard semi-gay self-handjob

I don't understand how anyone can get anything sexual out of these obscene looking rubber jerk aids tbh.
The degradation would just kill my urge every time.
Why do you get something sexual out of a man's hand? That's far more degrading.

It is the final nail of cuckery in the coffin of your dignity and self respect.
No I think you lost that when you gave+received a handjob from a man
even if the man is yourself that's still pretty gay
I have never once been able to ejaculate that way, it only works when I pretend my briefs are a pussy

Somewhere there's a giant factory where sex havers are getting paid to stamp out these fake rubber body parts for pathetic losers to "fuck". They probably have great big smirks on their faces all day while they work. That joke's on you if you bought one.
they smirk if we use our hands too, why do I care if producers smirk?
the point is looking for tactile alternatives and substitutes to doing it bare-handed which don't involve ruining your chances of owning a home by engaging in illegal support of escorts

And then there's the part where you have to clean your cold, congealed Spunk out of it to get it ready for next time...
:feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke::feelspuke:
I'm used to using a square of TP to scoop my cum wad out of my briefs, have been doing this for decades, I don't see why this would be a bother.
Most of it just rinses off under warm running water apparently.

The biggest chore from what I've read is actually the drying process and storage.

^^^ This.
Almost everyone has access to the internet, a box of tissues and a toilet. Just fap to some free porn FFS.


View: https://youtu.be/1h9xCEVKwtg

you'd still be using your standard erotica to supplement your imagination, it's just an intermediary for your hand to alter the tactile feel
maybe that's better, maybe not, might depend guy to guy

personally I have a very hard time dissociating from the fact it's me, I can't do a proper mental LARP when I'm making a loose fist
I don't think onaholes would be enough t osolve it (though stil la step up) but onapelvis prob could, especially if chest or legs add extra weight for inertia

I would say just buy a sex doll at that point, preferable with a removable sleeve vagina.
well yeah that's the next stage but tbh the faces on most of those dolls are suifuel uncanny valley shit so headless might actually be preferable just so you have an 'empty' cup of imaginging your waifu's face and don't need to un-imagine the soulless realDoll eyes
 
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I would feel like a serial killer if I got the legs one :feelskek:
Is this an ad?
 
I would feel like a serial killer if I got the legs one :feelskek:
Is this an ad?
it can be, if they want to send me free onahole to pay for advertisement

it will be a test run for when the feds hire me to dox you all
 
so do you pin it to the bed or something?
No, I either use it while in bed, use it on the edge of the bed or use it on my desk. Honestly its worth the money, JFL at incels being afraid to buy one toy while foids have a nightstand full of toys having their best life. Everyone except for our dumb asses are encouraged to get whatever they need to get their nut off.
 
This is peak inceldom.
 
No, I either use it while in bed, use it on the edge of the bed or use it on my desk. Honestly its worth the money, JFL at incels being afraid to buy one toy while foids have a nightstand full of toys having their best life. Everyone except for our dumb asses are encouraged to get whatever they need to get their nut off.
We should create a 500% dildo tax where the sale of any dildo pays for free onaholes for men since they are more expensive to create.
 

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