What fake name do you give when asked?

[Norville Wood]

Anytime taco bell asks for a name for the order I say "ford snutz.

They always say, "SNUTZ"?

 

[Pancakecel]

I order everything online, so nobody asks for a name. Why would a fast food chain ask your name, is that some burgerland thing

 

[bruhwtf]

sokuma so that if they need elaboration i'll say sokuma nutz

 

[THE TRUE DIGLET]

john

 

[weaselbomber]

avgvstvs

 

[iamanon11111]

humphrey

 

[SoycuckGodOfReddit]

SoycuckGodOfReddit

 

[Norville Wood]

Restaurants in the USA such as outback ask for a name, if you're waiting for a table.

Then they call out "party if four smith" or whatever.

I have a weird last name, so I never give it out.

It can be funny giving out a weird funny name.

"Piggky, party if four, your table is ready"

 

[Immolator]

I always order with my name

 

[Norville Wood]

I order everything online, so nobody asks for a name. Why would a fast food chain ask your name, is that some burgerland thing

When I did door dash, we ALWAYS had the customers real name

 

[Mainländer]

I never gave a fake name to fast food workers. I feel bad for them so I try to treat them as well as possible since I dread working at such shit even for an hour.

 

[Ricordanza]

Cheeto dust

 

[Friezacel]

I order everything online, so nobody asks for a name. Why would a fast food chain ask your name, is that some burgerland thing

The mailman or deliverer obviously needs to know your name if he delivers something to you

 

[ilieknothing]

David

 

[RegularManlet]

Why would a fast food chain ask your name, is that some burgerland thing

Here in aus you can put in a name for your fast food orders and they call out your name to collect it.

David

Lol I have also used david and billy, I used to use my actual name but they always fuck up my actual name.
That and if I am in my local area, they display your name on a big screen for people to see and I have a unique name so it broadcasts to everyone around in my local area that I am there right now. Don't want to run in to someone I used to know from high school or something.

 

[ilieknothing]

Here in aus you can put in a name for your fast food orders and they call out your name to collect it.

Lol I have also used david and billy, I used to use my actual name but they always fuck up my actual name.
That and if I am in my local area, they display your name on a big screen for people to see and I have a unique name so it broadcasts to everyone around in my local area that I am there right now. Don't want to run in to someone I used to know from high school or something.

My name is way too ethnic so David is my cumskin name

 

[RegularManlet]

My name is way too ethnic so David is my cumskin name

Yeah my dad has used a cumskin name that is similar to his actual name as well.

 

[Mrugly420]

Joe dirt

 

[Logic55]

Chad

 

[nirvanacowboy]

Kurt Cobain or Johnny Test works everytime

 

[Norville Wood]

Chad

Lol
Chad P'jeet

 

[Swagpilled]

none? retard?

 

[based_meme]

Depends on who's asking.

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Jesus Christ