American English. It sounds like someone has taken English and shit all over it.
I'd say this about English from the American South.
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KEKd way too hard at this. It's absolutely spot on.
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It sounds like a retarded, drunk German trying to communicate something to you.
What about Frisian? Closest extant relative to English (second to Scots) and also spoken in the Netherlands?
View: https://youtu.be/cZY7iF4Wc9I
View: https://youtu.be/aZGyISJ3djo
View: https://youtu.be/ekbrF0qzWYU
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Nuke UK and the US for the same reason. They've all fucked South America, the Middle East, and other parts of Asia. All three are the true axis of evil. They've raped and subjugated too many people and their economies.
Nuke "Canada" as well.
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I hate French, unironic hood-English, probably most Arabic and African languages, Ukrainian, Russian if foids speak it even though Im slav myself (Im sorry @Khanivore @WorthlessSlavicShit), every version/ dialect/ whatever of German that isnt "High-German" (Hochdeutsch) and every wannabe German language like Dutch and Swiss.
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(((EBONICS)))
Its just fucked up, wrong, mumbling, low iq English
@dungeondragon thoughts?
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GOD, that's worse.
You haven't heard anything yet.(((EBONICS)))
Its just fucked up, wrong, mumbling, low iq English
@dungeondragon thoughts?
View: https://youtu.be/gjmHzlqYz-U
View: https://youtu.be/xbxDGJ-Zg70
View: https://youtu.be/Y76c6UqN0dc
View: https://youtu.be/53PdBRb-FOE
View: https://youtu.be/mo4ufPKTq0E
Хайль Гитлер
сколько времени я тут уже ищу русских - либо мертвые, либо вообще отсутствующие на данном незыблемом сайте!
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American English
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Never! He hates me!
prolly bc Slavs are just as shit in English as Japanese
japs is bad in english? lets go on russian, or you prefer to talk in murrcanski?Never! He hates me!
prolly bc Slavs are just as shit in English as Japanese
That’s more debatable. At least America and UK have added shit to this world as well like technology. France has contributed nothing but faggotry.
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everybody makes fun about it. But they have the last laugh bc they dont give a fuck about it bc they dont need it and are forced from the American soldiers stationed there to learn it. But they show them the middlefinger by not teaching it properly. Which is fucking based.
bro my Russian sucks, my native language is German.
しかし日本語を話せます。
Cope harder, there is nobody more easy to understand than an American with no East coast or Southern accent.
Cope
American English mogs UK English, except for perhaps the London accent.
I hate English even though it’s the only language I speak.
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American English sounds gay and dumb
The Liverpool accent is the worst. Can’t even understand what those fucking limeys are saying.
Bing, bing, yong, gong, wong… that means: “I have to be at work by noon”.
NAZI HITLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not logical to expect Americans to sound like Europeans… American English sounds fine, it’s a Germanic language.
They say "Canada" invented the telephone (Alexander Graham Bell was a Scotsman though and he founded his company in the U.S.), and some "Canadians" like Brian Kernighan and Rob Pike were involved with UNIX and the C programming language.
View: https://youtu.be/mjNiTIVNyoM
View: https://youtu.be/PKnFVt_ivg4
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based
American seems more simple most of the time. this shows stupidity or pragmatism.
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I understood 100% of that. I should feel shame, but I feel nothin.
Yes super faggoty!
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Yes, fully.
Standard American English is alright. I like it, sounds neutral, flat and straight-forward.
View: https://youtu.be/Zkb-zg4JCLk
It's funny, because foreigners think we speak like this.
View: https://youtu.be/PZPMvTvUf1Y
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About 95%. I missed the first few words the first sheep farmer said.
Suifuel for me and @mistersinisterProbably Cantonese/Mandarin, to be honest, with its random changes in pitch and various failos; sounds even worse when coming from a nasally voiced, autistic rice manlet.
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Yes, yes. Are you going to keep posting these? KEK
nailed it. Those two are the ugliest sounding.
Yes, I’m not surprised. We learn that all the time to cope with how America innovation mogs us.
british isles and commonwealth (excluding canada) 'english'.
In the end though, everything that "Canada" did was under being a part of the British Empire. Fighting the Boer Wars in South Africa and World Wars for loyalty to Britain. Then the U.S. took some "Canadian" citizens during their MK Ultra program. Tell me one time in history "Canada" contributed anything independently that wasn't under the guise of British or American influence.
"Canadians" don't speak proper 'murican either.
I guess that would mean Canada after WW1. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Canadian_inventions_and_discoveries
Seems we actually did many tbh.
All of that is still cope to give yourselves a sense of accomplishment.
standard canadian and american english are twins with mild differences. their from the same Elizabethan root. the nasty shit spoken in the british Isles and the rest of the commonwealth is all rooted in the abomination known as RP. (except jamaican english thats also rooted in eliabethan english, but bastardised by negros.)
What do you mean? It’s a lot more than I thought it would, and many cool/important ones.
"Canadians" still use (French-inspired) British spelling and even worse still LARP as being British subjects and worshiping their new king after old Lizzie croaked while denying being Americans.
Also how they raise their vowels is so annoying. It's not proper 'murican.
America still invented more stuff and ended up founding companies that had much more influence to the world economy and technology.
this lmaoFrench
Holy shit I hate these niggaz so much they don't even pronounce half the fucking letters in a word
Let's say for example there is a word in french thats spelled like ''LEPARTIORIUM'' the fuckheads would pronounce it as ''LePaRtWaH''
french sounds like gagging with 10 dicks in your throat
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