Serious What is your plan for middle age?

[Nothingness]

No one in sane mind would live as middle aged man.
Suicide

 

[LitVirgin]

hopefully sex bots will be a thing if not ill just get a doll its better than dieing a complete virgin

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

Sipping lemonade in a rocking chair.

 

[jerrycan dan]

Apparently there are rare cases of people who lack so much willpower their bodies shut down and they die over the course of a few weeks.

 

[Saigon Depression]

I have options

1. suicide
2. escortmaxxing
3. turning myself into asexual and waiting for death

 

[Deleted member 14382]

I've met Red Pill Rage IRL. He is graying and norwooding, but he dyes his hair and uses great coverup spray. His skin quality is superb for a 30 year old, so with the hair dye and coverup, he can pull it off (being Italian doesn't hurt either).

My graying is premature. I started getting it at 17. By the time I was 27, I had to continuously dye my hair.

 

[Deleted member 22219]

Will probably be carreermaxing through my 30s and coping with anything: chess, books, vidya
It's so hard to imagine myself in over a decade ngl

Idc rly since I'm retarded and fine with getting run over by a car at any point now

 

[AlexanderTheGreat11]

I have no idea. I just can’t see myself old

 

[mylifeistrash]

My graying is premature. I started getting it at 17. By the time I was 27, I had to continuously dye my hair.

rogaine / minox and microneedling actually made mine go away. started it about 6 months ago. check the progress videos on youtube if you don't believe me.

 

[just_world_ogre]

I will probably live cope by cope enjoying my money.

 

[KingOfRome]

The same thing I do every year, Pinkie... lay down and rot.

 

[Deleted member 14382]

rogaine / minox and microneedling actually made mine go away. started it about 6 months ago. check the progress videos on youtube if you don't believe me.

I used Minox for years. Got mediocre results, and it was a pain in the ass to apply twice a day. Didn't notice any anti-greying effects, though.

 

[Saber]

Death

 

[Sheogorath]

how the fuck are you going to cope when you hit 35-45 and you're still incel as fuck and probably struggling to earn an income?

I hope to find housing with rent tailored to income by the time I'm 48 years old (VERY long waiting lists). Prior to then I'll probably continue living with my mom unless she kicks me out, in which case I guess I'll try to find a shelter to live in during winter and maybe try to rent a vehicle to sleep in.

If I can at least get a bachelor apt then I hope I can cope by just watching toons/anime and reading and stuff.

 

[M12Comic]

Death,seriously, I am not playing this game of life.

 

[HappilySingle]

Weed + vidya + avoiding seeing attractive women

Except your reflexes turn to shit and you become hyper tolerant to weed. After 30 shit gets real.

 

[Sparrow's Song]

If I can't surgerymaxx soon, there's not going to be a middle age for me.

 

[Haywire]

im already 35 looks like i will keep doing what i am living and rotting slowly to death. money is not a worry for me. the loneliness is draining tho

 

[Romello Gaghan 2]

You tell me, Mr 6’5, normie who isn’t even incel, just an old guy overreacting

How do you know this is true?

 

[Twinkcel]

I’m 30 years old, I make 65k and already coping hard with escorts. By the time I’m 35 I will probably make much more which will allow me to get better looking escorts more frequently. Eventually I will retire and move to the Philippines to fuck teenage single mothers daily until I die.

 

[Mainländer]

The same as now. I'm already 31. My life will probably be the same until my parents and aunts die. Than I hope I'll have faith enough to resist roping.

I hope God can grant me the privilege of dying peacefully of natural causes slightly around the time my older relatives die.