Zhou Chang-Xing
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Here is my list, you only need ONE of them to be a Truecel:
1. Have severe facial deformities.
2. Be obese.
3. Be short (generally 5'4 and shorter. Varies by country, for example it would be 6'2 in the Netherlands or 4'11 in the Philippines).
4. Be of African descent (at least one Black grand-parent, though some Quadroons can pass as non-Blacks).
5. Have a micropenis (not a small penis, a MICROpenis, if you have a 12 cm dick and feel bad about it, plenty of toilets don't care).
6. Have ANY right-wing beliefs (this could be anything from a Conservative to a Libertarian, Monarchism Taiwanese Communists fall under this, Nationalists, Christians, Hindus, Atheists, Etc. basically anyone who isn't Woke or Muslim).
7. Voicecels ('nuff said).
8. Have brown eyes (how can you even look in the mirror with those?).
I believe that these are the 8 things that can truly prevent a man from having sex, if a man has ANY 1 of the above he is a true incel, some men with any of these traits do manage to "ascend" but we all know that this is just cope. Those men are ALL in dead bedroom relationships and the only reason they're not committing suicide is because they're already dead inside.
If you believe anything else you're coping. Baldcels can still ascend with Filipina's, most toilets don't actually care about a tiny dick unless it's an actual micropenis, non-Black ethnics oftentimes can have loving relationships, I've seen way too many in the streets and in trains and trams to believe that non-Black ethnics are unlovable (stop blaming your ethnicity for your inceldom if you're not African!!!, you're just using it as a crutch coward). Minor facial deformities only break your face if they recess your jaw and negatively affect your canthal tilt, I've seen plenty of scarred men with otherwise harmonious facial features being fetishised by toilets.
This list is definitive and should be consulted whenever someone claims that they are or aren't a Truecel.
I actually have 6 out of 8 of these (excluding numbers 1 and 5 on the list), so I'm almost the truest Truecel of them all.
1. Have severe facial deformities.
2. Be obese.
3. Be short (generally 5'4 and shorter. Varies by country, for example it would be 6'2 in the Netherlands or 4'11 in the Philippines).
4. Be of African descent (at least one Black grand-parent, though some Quadroons can pass as non-Blacks).
5. Have a micropenis (not a small penis, a MICROpenis, if you have a 12 cm dick and feel bad about it, plenty of toilets don't care).
6. Have ANY right-wing beliefs (this could be anything from a Conservative to a Libertarian, Monarchism Taiwanese Communists fall under this, Nationalists, Christians, Hindus, Atheists, Etc. basically anyone who isn't Woke or Muslim).
7. Voicecels ('nuff said).
8. Have brown eyes (how can you even look in the mirror with those?).
I believe that these are the 8 things that can truly prevent a man from having sex, if a man has ANY 1 of the above he is a true incel, some men with any of these traits do manage to "ascend" but we all know that this is just cope. Those men are ALL in dead bedroom relationships and the only reason they're not committing suicide is because they're already dead inside.
If you believe anything else you're coping. Baldcels can still ascend with Filipina's, most toilets don't actually care about a tiny dick unless it's an actual micropenis, non-Black ethnics oftentimes can have loving relationships, I've seen way too many in the streets and in trains and trams to believe that non-Black ethnics are unlovable (stop blaming your ethnicity for your inceldom if you're not African!!!, you're just using it as a crutch coward). Minor facial deformities only break your face if they recess your jaw and negatively affect your canthal tilt, I've seen plenty of scarred men with otherwise harmonious facial features being fetishised by toilets.
This list is definitive and should be consulted whenever someone claims that they are or aren't a Truecel.
I actually have 6 out of 8 of these (excluding numbers 1 and 5 on the list), so I'm almost the truest Truecel of them all.