What's the most simp behavior you have seen?

[thespanishcel]

Personally I had a friend in middle/high school that always had the same simp tactic with foids:
-He starts inviting her everywhere and siding with her in any conflicting opinions
-He buys her small things (a hat, a mug, a keyring, etc.) because "he feels like it"
-He watches the same youtubers and shows the foid likes and pretends to enjoy them
-He cancels our plans or ignores friends to meet with said foid
-One day when we are all in school or meeting somewhere else he takes the foid somewhere "far" (far enough so we can't hear him but we all know his intentions) and he just says he likes her.

His tactic obviously has never worked so I dunno why he kept trying. Anyways he was a bipolar dickhead (one day he would be nice, the next he wouldn't talk to you) so I'm happy I don't see him anymore. I just didn't have many "friends" at that time so I had to stick with what I already got.

 

[SocialzERo]

My simp behaviors; talking to foids with my cracked voice or asking them to be my prom dates
Lord forgive me

 

[Lycan]

irl? someone buying plushies for a girl

 

[Beakcel]

Saw a guy trying a woman's shoe laces in the street the other day. I've seen pictures on line and the whole simp meme but to actually see it irl is a whole other thing.

 

[Sexless incel]

The most simp behavior is when a man doesen’t have time for his friends because he has to hang out with his girlfriend 24/7.

 

[Puppeter]

What a cuck imagine bonding with a toilet
Just fuck her and be done

 

[Deleted member 44415]

irl? someone buying plushies for a girl

Coom on it before giving it to her

 

[City Incel]

I've had friends send their online gf they haven't had sex quite large amounts of money

 

[EternalStorm]

Sending money to foids you haven't even met up with irl

 

[oldcel75]

Saw a guy trying a woman's shoe laces in the street the other day. I've seen pictures on line and the whole simp meme but to actually see it irl is a whole other thing.

It's ok if she is pregnant with his kid, or he likes femdom.

 

[oldcel75]

I was asked by a girl that I was rejected by to drive her to an overnight with a guy. I almost killed her on the spot. The nerve!

 

[Toxic_Manbabby]

The most simp behavior is when a man doesen’t have time for his friends because he has to hang out with his girlfriend 24/7.

How about abandoned his anime hobby just to get a GF? That's what my one coworker did. I wonder if he subconsciously suspects his GF doesn't really love him, but is too brainwashed by the ; because I had this moment where I was moving backwards to pull a trash can out from under a table so I can take the trash out, and I accidentally bumped into his GF as she was walking past me, and his face got real sour real quick.

 

[hatewimen]

This doesn't fully count as simping but men buying their girlfriends expensive gifts to just impress them is a big waste of money. Sacrificing your moeny for female approval is simping.

 

[NoExeception16]

I lent some money to a foid couple weeks ago even though I knew she would never return them.
Fucking stupid me.

 

[zionpill]

Personally I had a friend in middle/high school that always had the same simp tactic with foids:
-He starts inviting her everywhere and siding with her in any conflicting opinions
-He buys her small things (a hat, a mug, a keyring, etc.) because "he feels like it"
-He watches the same youtubers and shows the foid likes and pretends to enjoy them
-He cancels our plans or ignores friends to meet with said foid
-One day when we are all in school or meeting somewhere else he takes the foid somewhere "far" (far enough so we can't hear him but we all know his intentions) and he just says he likes her.

His tactic obviously has never worked so I dunno why he kept trying. Anyways he was a bipolar dickhead (one day he would be nice, the next he wouldn't talk to you) so I'm happy I don't see him anymore. I just didn't have many "friends" at that time so I had to stick with what I already got.

men in general. almost earthing normie men do is to appease a female like a puppy trying to do tricks for there master

 

[Reclusemaxxer]

I lent some money to a foid couple weeks ago even though I knew she would never return them.
Fucking stupid me.

How much ?

 

[Deleted member 45467]

Foids won’t even let me simp

 

[NoExeception16]

How much ?

A sum of 700 000 vnd ,which is approx 30 dollars

 

[BertStanton]

Guys at strip clubs that have a regular girl they talk to for years give money too and don't fuck

Any guy that has a kid with a women outside of marriage that remains friends only with her or hangs out with her

 

[LitRomneycel]

I sent an expensive bouquet to a fat girl who received an std later that night from a literal meth head, said fat girl never so much as hugged me tho she did lead me on

 

[Sigma]

Driving across state lines during a horrendous winter storm (8 hour roundtrip) just for a first date with a 4/10 foid that only agreed to the date to receive male attention and a free meal. The poor blue-pilled simp didn't even get to touch her. Not even hold hands.

 

[RuudVanNistelrooy]

My ex friend gave his jacket to his oneitis so she doesn't get cold and she soaked it with her piss.

 

[MiSKiRaT]

IM GONNA GO CRAZY READING ALL OF THESE FUCKING WORDS SIMPS DESERVE TOD IE BRING BACK SEXUAL SLAVERY AND FORCE EVERY CUCK TO TAKE 50000 (ng/dL) AMOUNT OF T SUPPLEMENTS

 

[thespanishcel]

Driving across state lines during a horrendous winter storm (8 hour roundtrip) just for a first date with a 4/10 foid that only agreed to the date to receive male attention and a free meal. The poor blue-pilled simp didn't even get to touch her. Not even hold hands.

Fuckkk 8 hour drive I knew Americans do this kind of shit of driving a lot but even that seems crazy. In Europe if you have to travel 2 hours to see your girlfriend it's considered "too far" already, but in America people are doing 3 hour (or more) trips to go on a date with someone they've only known online. Or like when Elliot Rodger did several 9 hour trips from Isla Vista to Arizona to buy lottery tickets.

 

[Postmaxxercel50k]

The most simp behavior is when a man doesen’t have time for his friends because he has to hang out with his girlfriend 24/7.

 

[Sheogorath]

Paying more than 5 dollars for sex with a woman @escortcels

 

[runforrest]

Paypigs

 

[hatewimen]

Buying girlfriend gifts just so she could love you.