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Which one out of these 5 superpowers would you choose ?

Which superpower would you choose ?


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IceStorm

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For me it's either invisibility or teleportation but I'm more inclined towards invisibility

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Invisibility is the most useful as you can commit nearly every crime without getting caught
 
Shapeshifter to become a dog and increase my smv
 
Teleportation 100%, steal money and never be caught, and cant be jailed.
 
What would be the point of having 500 IQ if you are sub 5?
 
Shapeshifter to become a dog and increase my smv
Initiate white girl dating mode snoop dogg
 
teleportation

i can teleport into the place where there's nuclear bombs and end this world.
 
teleportation

i can teleport into the place where there's nuclear bombs and end this world.

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IceStorm

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Few years back i would choose immortality, but why prolonging this shit of a life.
 
IQ

Not even close
 
Few years back i would choose immortality, but why prolonging this shit of a life.
I voted immortality. You will eventually become rich if you put a bit of money into every meme crypto currency given infinite time. Then become hedonistic NEET escortcel till the end of time :feelshmm:
 
Invent something that makes you money
As long as you are not brain dead, you will more than likely find a viable method to make money with immortality. I genuinely don't see the point of having 500 IQ whilst being sub 5. Not to mention you will end up dying anyway so what would it matter?
 
As long as you are not brain dead, you will more than likely find a viable method to make money with immortality. I genuinely don't see the point of having 500 IQ whilst being sub 5. Not to mention you will end up dying anyway so what would it matter?
JL
 
I voted immortality. You will eventually become rich if you put a bit of money into every meme crypto currency given infinite time. Then become hedonistic NEET escortcel till the end of time :feelshmm:
Also you would get to see the far future and how technology will grow. Maybe in 1k year there will be android wives superior to real foids in every sense.
 
thats why gloves exists
Depending on the crime committed;
You have shoe prints (physically),
DNA evidence, if you leave any
If the crime benefits yourself, that's evidence
Possession (if you steal)
 
Damn, this is a pretty good poll tbh:feelzez::feelsokman:.

For me, it's pretty close between 500 IQ and immortality, but I'd choose the latter tbh. There's a chance that with such an insane intelligence I might be able to create something allowing me to use the other superpowers anyway, not to mention that becoming ultra-rich and taking over the world is pretty much a certainty with such intelligence, but I can't be sure that I'll be able to do that and especially somehow become immortal thanks to it, while if I choose immortality right off the bat, I won't have that problem. Not to mention that, with unlimited time, I'm pretty much certain to take over the world and become as rich as I want, anyway.
 
I would say Immortality because you can do whatever you want chaos wise, and no one can kill you. But then youd suffer through the ages and never get to rest..
 
with 500+ IQ i would be able to reach all the other superpowers
 
Must be crazy to take immortality as an incel
 
Immortality. Given enough time I can accomplish almost everything.
 
Teleportation because Invisibility does not help you when you are trapped in a bank vault or secure facility or it does not stop you from getting shot or blown up or gassed.
 
500 IQ, build an army of robots and conquer the world
 
For me it's either invisibility or teleportation but I'm more inclined towards invisibility

@30klhlvwizard @Murder Mario @BataviaCel @Govid_Dorious @Adolf Hitler @DarkStarDown @Uggo Mongo @wereq @Chudpreet
Teleportation is cool
 
Invisibility, literally only thing I always wanted in social setting
 
You can do a lot with immortality, but however there maybe some wars in the future that could totally annihilate this world.

I would still choose immortality because you can accrue wealth and knowledge overtime.
 
immortality mogs them all no doubt
 
Shape shifting, you can have multiple super powers
 
My IQ variants are sufficient for this. I'll need more data though.
 
I wouldn't choose any of them. If I could choose a superpower, I would choose to be able to speak every language in the world.
 

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