FUCK IT MAN. I'VE FUCKING HAD IT WITH THESE OBESE, GREASED UP FUCKING SLOBBY LANDWHALE FUCKING PASTY WHORES.
THESE FUCKING SUBHUMAN DEFORMED FAT FUCKING ROASTED UP COCK RILED UP FUCKING DOGS FRAUD TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION, AND THEY DO IT SO FUCKING WELL YOU GENUINELY CAN'T EVEN TELL AT TIMES
I JUST HAD A MASSIVE FUCKING EPIPHANY YESTERDAY, WHILST SHOWERING AND LISTENING TO SOME HIGH T MOGGER LATIN BASS BOOSTED CAR MUSIC WHILST WATCHING VR PORN AND USING MY FLESHLIGHT TO JERK OFF MY 6.1 BIG BROWN PENIS.
IT WAS THAT, THESE WOMEN ARE LITERALLY NOTHING BUT A CANVAS TO DRAW ON. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY FUCKING DO, THEY'RE MASTER OF FRAUDING. NIGGAS HERE BE LIKE TAKING POSES LIKE
CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT NO SHIT TO HIDE. AND THE NIGGAS THAT DO FRAUD, I HOPE YOU GO BURN IN HELL, YOU FUCKING DOGS. YOUR FRAUDED PICS ARE NOTHING, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT 2D.
ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE DEVILS IN DISGUISE. THE WOMEN, THE WHORES, THE BITCHES, THE DOGS, THE SLUTS, THE FUCKING CUNTS, THE FRAUDING MASTERS, THE PIPED UP DICK SUCKERS.
I WAS, AS USUAL DOING SOME SHIT LIKE STUDYING AND CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE. NOTHIN OUT OF THE USUAL, DAY DREAMING ABOUT DRIVING A S CLASS 1985 MERCEDES LONG WHEELBASE SWAPPED WITH A 2JZ. YOU KNOW, THE HIGH T STUFF.
IT WAS, WHEN MY EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE GOLD PLATED DOOR WAS KNOCKED, AND MY BOSE DOORBELL RANG. I WENT, IN MY ALCANTARA SHORTS AND MY GUCCI SWEATSHIRT, TO OPEN THE DOOR.
AHA, TO MY SURPRISE I SAW MY NEARBY NEIGHBOURHOOD GIRL, DRESSED LIKE THE TYPICAL E GIRL STANDING NEAR BY MY EXPENSIVE DOOR.
I ASKED THAT BITCH, YO WHAT IT IS? SHE REPLIED AS USUAL, HEY WASSUP MANAH. HERE'S SOME FOOD THAT I MADE, PLEASE DO TRY IT OUT AND TELL ME IF MY COOKING IS GOOD.
I TOLD HER, ALRIGHT HO. BE SURE TO COME AND SUCK MY DICK LATER LIKE THE DARK TRIAD BADBOY MAXXED SLAYER THAT I AM.
THE PIZZA SHE MADE WAS REALLY FUCKING GOOD, I WON'T LIE. SHE'S A GOOD COOK BUT A FUCKING MESS IN TERMS OF LOOKS, AND NIGGAS KNOW WE CAN'T BE HITTIN THEM BOOTS.
ALLAHU AKBAR YA BISMILLAH REHMAN HE RAHIM, THIS WHORE CAME WITHOUT HER MAKEUP PLASTERED ON HER SLUTTY FACE.
YA ALLAH, THE SENSATION OF VOMITING OVERTOOK AND I JUST DASHED TO MY WASHROOM THAT HAS DIAMOND PLATED TILES AND FALSE CEILING WITH THE LIGHTS MADE BY THE HANDS OF EDISON TESLA HIMSELF.
I JUST VOMITED ALL OVER THE EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE, HAND CRAFTED BY GOD HIMSELF, IN THE SINK, AND I GENUINELY CONTEMPLATED GOING ER ON THIS WHORE AND HER ROASTED SLOPPY FLAPS.
BEING THE HIGH T MOGGER THAT I AM, I WORE A MASK, I WORE A FULL HAZMAT SUIT, AND I BEGAN TO VICIOUSLY FUCK HER LIKE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RAPIST THAT I AM.
AFTER I WAS DONE FUCKING THIS WHORE TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION IN A SCHIZOFRENIC EPISODE BASICALLY PLEASURING HER TO THE POINT THAT SHE LEFT ON TO VALHALLA, I WAS WONDERING.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?! DID I JUST STICK MY ROCK FUCKING HARD, ERECT BEAUTIFUL PENIS IN A WHORE THAT LOOKED LIKE MY SHIT AFTER I ATE CHIPOTLE WITHOUT HER MAKEUP ON AND I FELT GOOD DOING IT?! WHAT THE FUCK.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I LEFT ALL FORUMS, I HAD TO CONTEMPLATE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT.
THE LESSON OF THIS STORY IS THAT FUCK WOMEN. LITERALLY.
THESE FUCKING SUBHUMAN DEFORMED FAT FUCKING ROASTED UP COCK RILED UP FUCKING DOGS FRAUD TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION, AND THEY DO IT SO FUCKING WELL YOU GENUINELY CAN'T EVEN TELL AT TIMES
I JUST HAD A MASSIVE FUCKING EPIPHANY YESTERDAY, WHILST SHOWERING AND LISTENING TO SOME HIGH T MOGGER LATIN BASS BOOSTED CAR MUSIC WHILST WATCHING VR PORN AND USING MY FLESHLIGHT TO JERK OFF MY 6.1 BIG BROWN PENIS.
IT WAS THAT, THESE WOMEN ARE LITERALLY NOTHING BUT A CANVAS TO DRAW ON. AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THEY FUCKING DO, THEY'RE MASTER OF FRAUDING. NIGGAS HERE BE LIKE TAKING POSES LIKE
CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT NO SHIT TO HIDE. AND THE NIGGAS THAT DO FRAUD, I HOPE YOU GO BURN IN HELL, YOU FUCKING DOGS. YOUR FRAUDED PICS ARE NOTHING, BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT 2D.
ANYWAYS, BACK TO THE DEVILS IN DISGUISE. THE WOMEN, THE WHORES, THE BITCHES, THE DOGS, THE SLUTS, THE FUCKING CUNTS, THE FRAUDING MASTERS, THE PIPED UP DICK SUCKERS.
I WAS, AS USUAL DOING SOME SHIT LIKE STUDYING AND CONTEMPLATING SUICIDE. NOTHIN OUT OF THE USUAL, DAY DREAMING ABOUT DRIVING A S CLASS 1985 MERCEDES LONG WHEELBASE SWAPPED WITH A 2JZ. YOU KNOW, THE HIGH T STUFF.
IT WAS, WHEN MY EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE GOLD PLATED DOOR WAS KNOCKED, AND MY BOSE DOORBELL RANG. I WENT, IN MY ALCANTARA SHORTS AND MY GUCCI SWEATSHIRT, TO OPEN THE DOOR.
AHA, TO MY SURPRISE I SAW MY NEARBY NEIGHBOURHOOD GIRL, DRESSED LIKE THE TYPICAL E GIRL STANDING NEAR BY MY EXPENSIVE DOOR.
I ASKED THAT BITCH, YO WHAT IT IS? SHE REPLIED AS USUAL, HEY WASSUP MANAH. HERE'S SOME FOOD THAT I MADE, PLEASE DO TRY IT OUT AND TELL ME IF MY COOKING IS GOOD.
I TOLD HER, ALRIGHT HO. BE SURE TO COME AND SUCK MY DICK LATER LIKE THE DARK TRIAD BADBOY MAXXED SLAYER THAT I AM.
THE PIZZA SHE MADE WAS REALLY FUCKING GOOD, I WON'T LIE. SHE'S A GOOD COOK BUT A FUCKING MESS IN TERMS OF LOOKS, AND NIGGAS KNOW WE CAN'T BE HITTIN THEM BOOTS.
ALLAHU AKBAR YA BISMILLAH REHMAN HE RAHIM, THIS WHORE CAME WITHOUT HER MAKEUP PLASTERED ON HER SLUTTY FACE.
YA ALLAH, THE SENSATION OF VOMITING OVERTOOK AND I JUST DASHED TO MY WASHROOM THAT HAS DIAMOND PLATED TILES AND FALSE CEILING WITH THE LIGHTS MADE BY THE HANDS OF EDISON TESLA HIMSELF.
I JUST VOMITED ALL OVER THE EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE, HAND CRAFTED BY GOD HIMSELF, IN THE SINK, AND I GENUINELY CONTEMPLATED GOING ER ON THIS WHORE AND HER ROASTED SLOPPY FLAPS.
BEING THE HIGH T MOGGER THAT I AM, I WORE A MASK, I WORE A FULL HAZMAT SUIT, AND I BEGAN TO VICIOUSLY FUCK HER LIKE THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING RAPIST THAT I AM.
AFTER I WAS DONE FUCKING THIS WHORE TO A DIFFERENT DIMENSION IN A SCHIZOFRENIC EPISODE BASICALLY PLEASURING HER TO THE POINT THAT SHE LEFT ON TO VALHALLA, I WAS WONDERING.
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE?! DID I JUST STICK MY ROCK FUCKING HARD, ERECT BEAUTIFUL PENIS IN A WHORE THAT LOOKED LIKE MY SHIT AFTER I ATE CHIPOTLE WITHOUT HER MAKEUP ON AND I FELT GOOD DOING IT?! WHAT THE FUCK.
THAT IS EXACTLY WHY I LEFT ALL FORUMS, I HAD TO CONTEMPLATE SOME SERIOUS FUCKING SHIT.
THE LESSON OF THIS STORY IS THAT FUCK WOMEN. LITERALLY.
I didn't read, my previous comment was for the title only
