Experiment would you marry a mare?

[Sheogorath]

In this scenario she is a virgin and has expressed that she loves you.

She wants to live with you and help keep home for you. She will clean house, and even bathe you, though she has some trouble reaching her back and hope you will occasionally help scrubby her, though she is a bit bashful about it.

She will forage berries to make you meals and but expects you to stroke her body, and she will stroke yours in return. You must also compliment her strong haunches.

She also promises to take you for free rides wherever you want to go.

She is an accomplished archer who will help hunt game for you to eat in your wilderness home

She hopes you will make love to her regularly but is very understanding if you have nights you want to take off. She will quiver in anticipation of when you will finally grace her with the touch she desires.

 

[Deleted member 33464]

Holy fuck stop posting your fetish shit on here one thread is enough. And no I'm not marrying a fucking horse

 

[Deleted member 33216]

No, I know better to avoid the horsepill.

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

hahahaha, how many animal hybrid fantasies have I seen posted recently?
Someone has been on the weird porn side of the internet lately.

 

[Sheogorath]

hahahaha, how many animal hybrid fantasies have I seen posted recently?
Someone has been on the weird porn side of the internet lately.

If by lately you mean the last 2 decades you're still underestimating me

 

[WawelDragon1683]

Get off the internet until your brain restarts

 

[SuperPerfectCel]

Get into an argument and she could end your life with a single kick. Fuck that.

 

[crestfallencel]

hypothetical threads are getting weirder

 

[PeruvianTruecel]

volcel if you wouldnt

 

[Deleted member 27249]

Anime fags kill yourselves already
Stop suverting the forum

 

[erenyeager]

Anime fags kill yourselves already
Stop suverting the forum

something that never began cannot end. You cannot kill yourself, because you were never truly alive -st. hamudi

 

[AmIjustDreaming]

id

 

[based_meme]

Holy fuck stop posting your fetish shit on here one thread is enough. And no I'm not marrying a fucking horse

Get off the internet until your brain restarts

Tbh ngl ded srs.

hypothetical threads are getting weirder

Who said anything about hypothetical? This is OP we're talking about here. He takes these threads as serious as a cancer diagnosis. If you casted an anime chick's face onto a real horse, he would fuck the horse and pretend he's fucking the anime character in the picture.

 

[SoloAlex]

Holy fuck stop posting your fetish shit on here one thread is enough. And no I'm not marrying a fucking horse

!

 

[Currycel25]

Anime fags shot be rounded up and shot

 

[based_meme]

Anime fags shot be rounded up and shot

Yikes! Oof! Big oof! Let's unpack this.

 

[Deleted member 33091]

Sounds a bit perverted....

 

[Deleted member 17419]

Centaur maybe, horse nah.

 

[Ika-Sama]

hahahaha, how many animal hybrid fantasies have I seen posted recently?
Someone has been on the weird porn side of the internet lately.

This

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Holy fuck stop posting your fetish shit on here one thread is enough. And no I'm not marrying a fucking horse

 

[Incline]

In this scenario she is a virgin and has expressed that she loves you.

She wants to live with you and help keep home for you. She will clean house, and even bathe you, though she has some trouble reaching her back and hope you will occasionally help scrubby her, though she is a bit bashful about it.

She will forage berries to make you meals and but expects you to stroke her body, and she will stroke yours in return. You must also compliment her strong haunches.

She also promises to take you for free rides wherever you want to go.

She is an accomplished archer who will help hunt game for you to eat in your wilderness home

She hopes you will make love to her regularly but is very understanding if you have nights you want to take off. She will quiver in anticipation of when you will finally grace her with the touch she desires.

You are not going to make me fuck a horse pussy bro

 

[Transcended Trucel]

Anime fags kill yourselves already
Stop suverting the forum

truth, they have over done it. they need go off the internet for a couple of months till their brain resets

 

[Pain And Hatred]

@foidologist @kikecel thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 21768]

That's a centaur. How is that a horse?
Also, how would you sleep with one? And I mean sleep and not fuck. A centaur can't even fit in a bed to sleep.

 

[Deleted member 28903]

@foidologist @kikecel thoughts?

No

That's a centaur.

 

[Deleted member 21770]

Holy fuck stop posting your fetish shit on here one thread is enough. And no I'm not marrying a fucking horse

fpbp lmao

 

[Deleted member 31630]

yeah, i would according to your description

 

[Dregster]

No

 

[Deleted member 28903]

You want to fuck those things? Beyond over for you

 

[Dregster]

You want to fuck those things?

Beyond over for you

 

[Deleted member 16390]

Laid off the pixels, sneak out mum basement in the middle of the night and go smell the neighbor Roses for once.
It will clear out all the stagnant air rottin' yur brain.

 

[Dregster]

Laid off the pixels, sneak out mum basement in the middle of the night and go smell the neighbor Roses for once.
It will clear out all the stagnant air rottin' yur brain.

@Idlevillagercel thoughts ?

 

[Deleted member 30682]

@Idlevillagercel thoughts ?

Seems like good advice ngl

 

[Dregster]

Seems like good advice ngl

 

[Deleted member 30682]

Write it down boyo

 

[Dregster]

Write it down boyo

Tbh

 

[kikecel]

 

[Deleted member 22237]

Holy fuck stop posting your fetish shit on here one thread is enough. And no I'm not marrying a fucking horse

 

[Kurt Gödel]

Where do i sign.

 

[Deleted member 22237]

Where do i sign.

stfu u fucking degenerate ure not signing anything,ya hear me? youre coming with me...im gonna teach u what a kick in the ass is

 

[Emba]

Neigh.

 

[Sheogorath]

Anime fags kill yourselves already
Stop suverting the forum

weeaboos are the core of our userbase FTL

Get into an argument and she could end your life with a single kick. Fuck that.

in theory a foid could end your life with a single stab of a kitchen knife, that's more about either don't date homicidal foids or if you do, be on your guard, TBH

If you casted an anime chick's face onto a real horse, he would fuck the horse and pretend he's fucking the anime character in the picture.

pasted?

I dunno lemme see if I can find a visual, usually a centauress has more than just anime girl face on a horse neck, it's usually the entire head plus neck plus torso too.

Anime fags shot be rounded up and shot

lel, apt

 

[Deleted member 27249]

weeaboos are the core of our userbase FTL

It's sad that this is true

 

[based_meme]

pasted?

No, casted, as in, made from a 3D mold and placed over a real horse's head.

 

[Sheogorath]

Centaur maybe, horse nah.

how would you sleep with one? And I mean sleep and not fuck. A centaur can't even fit in a bed to sleep.

couldn't you just have a very large bed, like put two king mattresses side-by-side?

also centauresses come in various sizes GK so I think there are some who could fit in a standard human bed

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

You're honestly a faggot

 

[Sheogorath]

You're honestly a faggot

okay "wouldn't put my dick into horsepussy attached to a beautiful girl because I'd rather look at it next to a gorilla" guy

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

okay "wouldn't put my dick into horsepussy attached to a beautiful girl because I'd rather look at it next to a gorilla" guy

What the fuck is this even supposed to mean.

 

[Sheogorath]

What the fuck is this even supposed to mean.

it means you can't just say quit smoking you need to tell someone what cope to replace the smoking

what is your raison dêtre

 

[ThoughtfulCel]

it means you can't just say quit smoking you need to tell someone what cope to replace the smoking

what is your raison dêtre

I don't speak gay. Try again, this time in English.