you don't have to be into little girls because she will be the same size as you, it's all relative
NSFW would you sacrifice two feet in height and be a permanent midget if shortstack Midna guaranteed in exchange you could fuck her whenever you wanted?
you don't have to be into little girls because she will be the same size as you, it's all relative
C
not into hentai
he fucked piperlos
no
1psl piperlos tranny looking aaass
shut th efuck up u incel
w..what am i looking at
any penis who wouldn't fuck Midna is basically not heterosexual
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I'm probably talking to a bunch of teencels who have no idea what came out on the GameCube in 2006, this is probably like me hearing about Atari, beginning to emphathize with boomers TBH
Hyrule Warriors was only 2014 though, surely something out in the last 8 years should be in mainstream male awareness?
I would too but she seems too heavy to easily lift up and down on my cockHer true form I would.
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what the fuck is this hentai garbage. no ofc not i want 3d foids not this weird nonsense.
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obviously sheis 3d in this scenario, she is a tangible creature that is real
yo're mirin her curves I know it stop coping with your refusals fags
Tfw I can’t have herHer true form I would.
do you mean like "down for it" as in yes?
I would probably be okay permanently shapeshifting into wolf form if it meant getting to fuck her each night tbh
my hands would miss the internet but being hentailess would sting less when your dick is wet in twili pussy
im not attracted to prepubescent looking foids
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the weird thing is I didn't even notice your name when I made that comment
gonna post it
til you like it
or "admit you like it" more like, because you already do unless you're gay
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what the fuck is wrong with u
Midna is also chad-only. So is Zelda. Why do you think link never gets any?
D
Worst deal ever
What the fuck did I just watch
Honestly? Yes. Lose two feet in height but I get to fuck a cute imp girl as much as I want. She’s loyal too, right?
If you're not in the mood to fuck her she'll turn you into a wolf and fuck you as a wolf, she doesn't respect consent bro, is that loyalty?
how do you know he doesn't get any?
Bad Zelda / Bad Majora comics by Passage are basically how I imagined it worked behind the scenes
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No tbh. I'd rather keep my height
Sure if she lost the head ornament.
wtf wrong with you
Looks ugly
Only her human looking form bruhOnly her human looking form bruh
guess i will sacrifice myself for the village
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Well. I'm not sure.
I know this is a joke thread but think about it rationally. I would never agree to lose 2 ft in height even if I get to fuck Cara Delevingne every night. Getting treated like a human being is more important than any pussy.
On top of that this is no model, its an ugly hentai thing with childlike proportions. Unattractive af
On top of that this is no model, its an ugly hentai thing with childlike proportions. Unattractive af
I would
No. I'd rather rape her.
Lose lose scenario
additional caveat: if you keep your height you will also be 100% guaranteed never to have sex because Midna will murder any foid who might possibly ascend with you
still reject her?
not sure why this matters so much to you but okay
would you want her hair completely untied, ponytailed near the tip, or ponytailed near the head?
why question mark or verb
sorry, here's something more suitable to your tastes
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choose:
1) you fuck midna in her imp form but there's a mirror in front of you and you can see her true adult form in the mirror as you fuck her
2) you fuck midna in her true form but she's a loli
3) ganondorf fucks you in the ass
this implies yuo're already treated like a human
so what would you do if you woke up and she was already fucking you, throw her off or hold her hand?
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I guess the mirror thing
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