Sheogorath
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he fucked piperlos
1psl piperlos tranny looking aaasshe fucked piperlos
shut th efuck up u incel1psl piperlos tranny looking aaass
any penis who wouldn't fuck Midna is basically not heterosexual
Her true form I would.any penis who wouldn't fuck Midna is basically not heterosexual
I'm probably talking to a bunch of teencels who have no idea what came out on the GameCube in 2006, this is probably like me hearing about Atari, beginning to emphathize with boomers TBHw..what am i looking at
I would too but she seems too heavy to easily lift up and down on my cockHer true form I would.
I'm probably talking to a bunch of teencels who have no idea what came out on the GameCube in 2006, this is probably like me hearing about Atari, beginning to emphathize with boomers TBH
Hyrule Warriors was only 2014 though, surely something out in the last 8 years should be in mainstream male awareness?
I would too but she seems too heavy to easily lift up and down on my cock
obviously sheis 3d in this scenario, she is a tangible creature that is realwhat the fuck is this hentai garbage. no ofc not i want 3d foids not this weird nonsense.
Tfw I can’t have herHer true form I would.
do you mean like "down for it" as in yes?Down astronomical
I would probably be okay permanently shapeshifting into wolf form if it meant getting to fuck her each night tbhTfw I can’t have her
im not attracted to prepubescent looking foidsobviously sheis 3d in this scenario, she is a tangible creature that is real
yo're mirin her curves I know it stop coping with your refusals fags
Down catastrophicdo you mean like "down for it" as in yes?
I would probably be okay permanently shapeshifting into wolf form if it meant getting to fuck her each night tbh
my hands would miss the internet but being hentailess would sting less when your dick is wet in twili pussy
the weird thing is I didn't even notice your name when I made that commentDown catastrophic
gonna post itim not attracted to prepubescent looking foids
Down cataclysmicthe weird thing is I didn't even notice your name when I made that comment
shut th efuck up u incel
Fuck no
If you're not in the mood to fuck her she'll turn you into a wolf and fuck you as a wolf, she doesn't respect consent bro, is that loyalty?Honestly? Yes. Lose two feet in height but I get to fuck a cute imp girl as much as I want. She’s loyal too, right?
how do you know he doesn't get any?Midna is also chad-only. So is Zelda. Why do you think link never gets any?
additional caveat: if you keep your height you will also be 100% guaranteed never to have sex because Midna will murder any foid who might possibly ascend with youNo tbh. I'd rather keep my height
not sure why this matters so much to you but okaySure if she lost the head ornament.
why question mark or verbwtf wrong with you
Looks ugly
Well shit, if that's the case then I'll fuck her.additional caveat: if you keep your height you will also be 100% guaranteed never to have sex because Midna will murder any foid who might possibly ascend with you
still reject her?
choose:Only her human looking form bruh
this implies yuo're already treated like a humanI know this is a joke thread but think about it rationally. I would never agree to lose 2 ft in height even if I get to fuck Cara Delevingne every night. Getting treated like a human being is more important than any pussy.
On top of that this is no model, its an ugly hentai thing with childlike proportions. Unattractive af
I guess the mirror thingchoose:
1) you fuck midna in her imp form but there's a mirror in front of you and you can see her true adult form in the mirror as you fuck her
2) you fuck midna in her true form but she's a loli
3) ganondorf fucks you in the ass
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Worst deal ever
Worst deal ever
Down horrendous
mirrormaxingI guess the mirror thing