FemaleInventionsLOL
Mean words MONSTER.
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I used to pose as a woman in places where women would congregate on the internet. For any lurking normies, trust me; Females. Notice. Everything.
Every flaw you notice, they notice double. And they notice flaws you don't.
You are not your own harshest critic. Females are.
There's a hair sticking out the side of one of a Chad actor's ears? "EWWWWW, Chad Sex Symbol is so UGLY. Did you see that HAIR sticking out of his ears? Every time he's on my screen, I just want him to DIE!"
They also love to compare the height of actors. If they find one actor's face and body more attractive than another's, and it turns out he's shorter than an actor they despise, it absolutely freaks them out. I have actually seen this...it's hilarious.
"Why does my love Chad Actor A look shorter than Chad Actor B here?! Is Chad Actor B, whom I want to DIE, wearing lifts? Chad Actor A is listed at 6'0," and so is Chad Actor B. This is driving me CRAZY!!!"
The things they say about male actors who don't meet their physical appearance standards are downright cruel. They actually despise some of them simply for the way they look.
Of course, it's not limited to male actors. They hate female actors for appearance flaws as well. For everything except being overweight, that is.
On the rare occasions where a landwhale gets a role in something, they say she's a NORMAL/HEALTHY BODY WEIGHT, and it's refreshing to see this, etc.
Females are PURELY visual creatures. The internet became more visual specifically because of a desire to appeal to females. Facebook bought instagram to increase the female business. Pinterest is there because of females.
Females spend all day liking cute pixxx, posting recipes they will never make (because women are lazy, and cooking is from da patriarchy you toxic male) because they find the pixxx pretty, decorating their house/apartment and doing artsy projects, and they love dogs more than anything in the world. A cute dog could even give Chad a run for his money.
Females love dogs because of their appearance. Ugly dogs are cute to them because they still have the basics of being a dog.
When a dog is a complete asshole, females make excuses for it, insisting that it is still "sweet." It's sweet only because it's cute.
So yes, femoids notice when your wrists are too thin. And when your elbows are too pointy. And when your ears are too big. And when you have a pimple. And when you have a speck of dirt on your fingernails.
But not to worry. For every million dollars of net worth, another flaw of yours becomes attractive to her, tee hee.
Every flaw you notice, they notice double. And they notice flaws you don't.
You are not your own harshest critic. Females are.
There's a hair sticking out the side of one of a Chad actor's ears? "EWWWWW, Chad Sex Symbol is so UGLY. Did you see that HAIR sticking out of his ears? Every time he's on my screen, I just want him to DIE!"
They also love to compare the height of actors. If they find one actor's face and body more attractive than another's, and it turns out he's shorter than an actor they despise, it absolutely freaks them out. I have actually seen this...it's hilarious.
"Why does my love Chad Actor A look shorter than Chad Actor B here?! Is Chad Actor B, whom I want to DIE, wearing lifts? Chad Actor A is listed at 6'0," and so is Chad Actor B. This is driving me CRAZY!!!"
The things they say about male actors who don't meet their physical appearance standards are downright cruel. They actually despise some of them simply for the way they look.
Of course, it's not limited to male actors. They hate female actors for appearance flaws as well. For everything except being overweight, that is.
On the rare occasions where a landwhale gets a role in something, they say she's a NORMAL/HEALTHY BODY WEIGHT, and it's refreshing to see this, etc.
Females are PURELY visual creatures. The internet became more visual specifically because of a desire to appeal to females. Facebook bought instagram to increase the female business. Pinterest is there because of females.
Females spend all day liking cute pixxx, posting recipes they will never make (because women are lazy, and cooking is from da patriarchy you toxic male) because they find the pixxx pretty, decorating their house/apartment and doing artsy projects, and they love dogs more than anything in the world. A cute dog could even give Chad a run for his money.
Females love dogs because of their appearance. Ugly dogs are cute to them because they still have the basics of being a dog.
When a dog is a complete asshole, females make excuses for it, insisting that it is still "sweet." It's sweet only because it's cute.
So yes, femoids notice when your wrists are too thin. And when your elbows are too pointy. And when your ears are too big. And when you have a pimple. And when you have a speck of dirt on your fingernails.
But not to worry. For every million dollars of net worth, another flaw of yours becomes attractive to her, tee hee.
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