LDAR 7:42am, I accidentally dialed my foid coworker

[Subhuman Niceguy]

I have never “butt dialed” someone before.

I was walking into my house, and I had my phone in my pocket, and I was thinking about: how much my coworkers hate me, how I needed to pay my credit card, and that I was hungry.

I was touching my phone, I pulled it out of my pocket - and I saw that I was on the line with my foid coworker. I quickly hung up the phone.

Thank Mammon I wasn’t talking to myself when I was on the line with her.

 

[Incellectual]

brutal. Did you tell her it was a misdial or did you just hang up on her with 0 explanation?

 

[Lonelyus]

I have never “butt dialed” someone before.

I was walking into my house, and I had my phone in my pocket, and I was thinking about: how much my coworkers hate me, how I needed to pay my credit card, and that I was hungry.

I was touching my phone, I pulled it out of my pocket - and I saw that I was on the line with my foid coworker. I quickly hung up the phone.

Thank Mammon I wasn’t talking to myself when I was on the line with her.

Plot twist, She sued you for harassment

 

[EngelCallDell19]

Plot twist, She sued you for harassment

 

[Nick Fuentes]

if somebody recorded how I acted in a room by myself they'd think I was crazy. I often have hours long converations with myself repeating the same phrase over and over. holy fuck if young me knew how I'd turn out he'd have roped in kindergarden

 

[Fifita]

The Foid will send this Info to HR

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

brutal. Did you tell her it was a misdial or did you just hang up on her with 0 explanation?

I immediately sent a text message saying, “I called you by accident, sorry.”

 

[Logic55]

I immediately sent a text message saying, “I called you by accident, sorry.”

She was probably fucking a Chad in her bedroom as you called her by accident

 

[curryboy420]

I butt dialed my uni friend and was on phone with him for like 15 minutes he was listening to me walk around Amsterdam and I dropped a croissant on the floor by accident it was 4 euros

 

[FinnCel]

Should have made coom noises to her ear

 

[GrodanBoll]

I immediately sent a text message saying, “I called you by accident, sorry.”

did she respond?

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

did she respond?

No.

 

[Subhuman Niceguy]

Should have made coom noises to her ear

Kek. I am so fortunate that I wasn’t shouting, “I can’t get laid! I hate foids, the gatekeepers of sex never let me through!”

I would have been fired.

 

[IronsideCel]

She was probably fucking a Chad in her bedroom as you called her by accident

tbh

 

[IronsideCel]

I typically randomly yell "it's over" and "kiked always win"

 

[GrodanBoll]

No.

rather that than her ripping you to shreds tbh