a foid bullied me today, then i shit my pants (with pics)

[Ron.Belgrade]

I work at a postal deliver service. Overal the job is pretty chill.
Except for my normie coworkers. I brought some seasonal treats bc I was in a good mood

My 2 coworkers that day (Bart the 60 year old German boomer and Leah the 25ish year old redhead Becky foid) were talking and when they had a little pause I said 'hey guys, I've brought some of these seasonal treats, grab some if u like'. They just stared at me saying nothing. Leah then proceeded to continue the conversation with Bart. As they continued she got a little smurk on her face. She knew what she was doing, she enjoys torturing me mentally. Not the first time she does shit like that

Me being embarrassed and sad I immediately go to my delivery bus and start delivering packages and eating my precious seasonal treats. Almost at the last package and i'm going for this massive fart

ItsShit.jpeg

i just fucking shit my pants

What the fuck do I do now

I can't drive home and change pants + shower because my keys are at the jobsite

Panic.jpeg

I call my cousin who has a spare key for my house, retard doesn't pick up the phone

MorePanic.jpeg

I can't tell this to coworkers bc too embarrassing and it's bullyFuel. Aso can't walk around like this all day cause I'm wearing bright blue jeans and it's really noticeable. Like a huge brown stain noticeable. At one point it's gonna stink too

Suddenly think of an idea. Put a jacket around my waist (and the shitstain) go to Leah and tell her I ripped my pants when climbing over a gate to deliver a package. She goes 'be back in 15 minutes or I'll call Ahmed (the manager)'. i hop in the van driving 70miles and skipping red lights to get home asap

Am home and change + shower super quickly

Return all fresh and clean no one noticed a thing

Spoiler: picture of my shat pants

 

[idgaf]

Take a shit on her next time she tries to bully you

 

[Truecelcel]

LIteral SHITskin

 

[Friezacel]

I don't get it. Did she put laxatives in the food she gave you ?

 

[Roscomnadzor]

Brutal scatpill

 

[Lonelyus]

I would not let a foid bully my inner anus organs like that so i shit, I would force her to drink her own creation.

 

[weaselbomber]

Results of American cultural influence

 

[LeFrenchCel]

Peak incel moment

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Peak incel moment

my most postworthy one so far

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I don't get it. Did she put laxatives in the food she gave you ?

She knew what she was doing, she enjoys torturing me mentally. Not the first time she does shit like that

 

[Rabbi Schneerson]

Peak incel moment

 

[ItsovERfucks]

Bro

 

[ElTruecel]

Is this a joke?

 

[Roscomnadzor]

Is this a joke?

 

[bus27jihad]

Is this a joke?

Holy macaroni i tried searching up in google and cant find OPs image anywhere. That means he took the picture. He did indeed shit

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

Holy macaroni i tried searching up in google and cant find OPs image anywhere. That means he took the picture. He did indeed shit
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next weird story i will hold a note saying ron.belgrade

 

[bus27jihad]

next weird story i will hold a note saying ron.belgrade

Good brocel. Also check discord

 

[ElTruecel]

Holy macaroni i tried searching up in google and cant find OPs image anywhere. That means he took the picture. He did indeed shit
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Wtf lmfao

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Wtf lmfao

We didn't know each other.

We were simply on a trampoline and my leg hit her mouth. Simple.

 

[incelmadara]

Lol Ahmed the manager.

Man autistic men live a different life. So much shit happens to them while my life is pretty boring. Id rather shit my pants in the middle of a crowd by mistake than rotting.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Is this a joke?

Isolate from the cotton fields.

 

[Chudpreet]

Take a shit on her next time she tries to bully you

Currymaxxing

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

autistic men live a different life. So much shit happens

cant deny this

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Currymaxxing

I avoid anyone much lighter unless they are male.

 

[Robo_Cope]

I work at a postal deliver service. Overal the job is pretty chill.
Except for my normie coworkers. I brought some seasonal treats bc I was in a good mood

My 2 coworkers that day (Bart the 60 year old German boomer and Leah the 25ish year old redhead Becky foid) were talking and when they had a little pause I said 'hey guys, I've brought some of these seasonal treats, grab some if u like'. They just stared at me saying nothing. Leah then proceeded to continue the conversation with Bart. As they continued she got a little smurk on her face. She knew what she was doing, she enjoys torturing me mentally. Not the first time she does shit like that

Me being embarrassed and sad I immediately go to my delivery bus and start delivering packages and eating my precious seasonal treats. Almost at the last package and i'm going for this massive fart

ItsShit.jpeg

i just fucking shit my pants

What the fuck do I do now

I can't drive home and change pants + shower because my keys are at the jobsite

Panic.jpeg

I call my cousin who has a spare key for my house, retard doesn't pick up the phone

MorePanic.jpeg

I can't tell this to coworkers bc too embarrassing and it's bullyFuel. Aso can't walk around like this all day cause I'm wearing bright blue jeans and it's really noticeable. Like a huge brown stain noticeable. At one point it's gonna stink too

Suddenly think of an idea. Put a jacket around my waist (and the shitstain) go to Leah and tell her I ripped my pants when climbing over a gate to deliver a package. She goes 'be back in 15 minutes or I'll call Ahmed (the manager)'. i hop in the van driving 70miles and skipping red lights to get home asap

Am home and change + shower super quickly

Return all fresh and clean no one noticed a thing

Spoiler: picture of my shat pants

View attachment 965371

I am so sorry brocel you deserve a hug and a pair of clean jeans at the very least

 

[kay']

 

[WorthlessSlavicShit]

my most postworthy one so far

It truly is brocel.

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

I am so sorry brocel you deserve a hug and a pair of clean jeans at the very least

Then, we'll trace her.

 

[coping_manlet]

Why didn’t you grab the feces and throw it at her?

 

[Mecoja]

Getting stomach troubles easily is truecel trait. Some people can eat rotten meat and shit bricks afterward.

 

[asocialcel]

Why didn’t you grab the feces and throw it at her?

 

[Intellau_Celistic]

Why didn’t you grab the feces and throw it at her?

Well, I'm the only person with my illness, so there's no need.

 

[IncelsNeverCry]

Impressive, very nice, looking forward to future scatophilia and further degeneracy

 

[AsiaCel]

Dude don't do that. Next time don't send treats for them

 

[coping_manlet]

Well, I'm the only person with my illness, so there's no need.

Yeah but still deserved feces throwing. This foid a special kind of scum

 

[wastedcodeine]

I want seasonal treats now

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

I want seasonal treats now

they are so these little cinnamon cookies, so fucking good

so good they'll make you shit your pants

 

[Emba]

Shitpost of the week!

 

[Socio Cynical]

Get some fiberglass and ground it with a mortar and pestle, then roll food like meatballs around in it, then inject snake venom into it.
Get a large screw/nails and place if facing up in front of their tires, so when they drive home they get a flat tire.
Mix Hydrogen Peroxide and Vinegar and spray it under their cars repeatedly to completely rot out their engine and total the car.
Cum on glazed donuts and serve it to them.
If they're gonna disrespect you, make them suffer.

 

[Snhook]

I can smell it through my screen.

 

[Serpents reign]

I work at a postal deliver service. Overal the job is pretty chill.
Except for my normie coworkers. I brought some seasonal treats bc I was in a good mood

My 2 coworkers that day (Bart the 60 year old German boomer and Leah the 25ish year old redhead Becky foid) were talking and when they had a little pause I said 'hey guys, I've brought some of these seasonal treats, grab some if u like'. They just stared at me saying nothing. Leah then proceeded to continue the conversation with Bart. As they continued she got a little smurk on her face. She knew what she was doing, she enjoys torturing me mentally. Not the first time she does shit like that

Me being embarrassed and sad I immediately go to my delivery bus and start delivering packages and eating my precious seasonal treats. Almost at the last package and i'm going for this massive fart

ItsShit.jpeg

i just fucking shit my pants

What the fuck do I do now

I can't drive home and change pants + shower because my keys are at the jobsite

Panic.jpeg

I call my cousin who has a spare key for my house, retard doesn't pick up the phone

MorePanic.jpeg

I can't tell this to coworkers bc too embarrassing and it's bullyFuel. Aso can't walk around like this all day cause I'm wearing bright blue jeans and it's really noticeable. Like a huge brown stain noticeable. At one point it's gonna stink too

Suddenly think of an idea. Put a jacket around my waist (and the shitstain) go to Leah and tell her I ripped my pants when climbing over a gate to deliver a package. She goes 'be back in 15 minutes or I'll call Ahmed (the manager)'. i hop in the van driving 70miles and skipping red lights to get home asap

Am home and change + shower super quickly

Return all fresh and clean no one noticed a thing

Spoiler: picture of my shat pants

View attachment 965371

I'm glad I wear all black all the time, And i'm not a retard that shits myself.

 

[FinnCel]

GrAYcel thread

 

[Lonelyus]

I work at a postal deliver service. Overal the job is pretty chill.
Except for my normie coworkers. I brought some seasonal treats bc I was in a good mood

My 2 coworkers that day (Bart the 60 year old German boomer and Leah the 25ish year old redhead Becky foid) were talking and when they had a little pause I said 'hey guys, I've brought some of these seasonal treats, grab some if u like'. They just stared at me saying nothing. Leah then proceeded to continue the conversation with Bart. As they continued she got a little smurk on her face. She knew what she was doing, she enjoys torturing me mentally. Not the first time she does shit like that

Me being embarrassed and sad I immediately go to my delivery bus and start delivering packages and eating my precious seasonal treats. Almost at the last package and i'm going for this massive fart

ItsShit.jpeg

i just fucking shit my pants

What the fuck do I do now

I can't drive home and change pants + shower because my keys are at the jobsite

Panic.jpeg

I call my cousin who has a spare key for my house, retard doesn't pick up the phone

MorePanic.jpeg

I can't tell this to coworkers bc too embarrassing and it's bullyFuel. Aso can't walk around like this all day cause I'm wearing bright blue jeans and it's really noticeable. Like a huge brown stain noticeable. At one point it's gonna stink too

Suddenly think of an idea. Put a jacket around my waist (and the shitstain) go to Leah and tell her I ripped my pants when climbing over a gate to deliver a package. She goes 'be back in 15 minutes or I'll call Ahmed (the manager)'. i hop in the van driving 70miles and skipping red lights to get home asap

Am home and change + shower super quickly

Return all fresh and clean no one noticed a thing

Spoiler: picture of my shat pants

View attachment 965371

Bruh

 

[Lonelyus]

Get some fiberglass and ground it with a mortar and pestle, then roll food like meatballs around in it, then inject snake venom into it.
Get a large screw/nails and place if facing up in front of their tires, so when they drive home they get a flat tire.
Mix Hydrogen Peroxide and Vinegar and spray it under their cars repeatedly to completely rot out their engine and total the car.
Cum on glazed donuts and serve it to them.
If they're gonna disrespect you, make them suffer.

Based, Lets serve some Gravy

 

[Antifem Lord]

Brutal!! Don't give normies shit (no pun intended)

 

[Winter War]

 

[BoliMeKurac]

You ate them and they didn't

You shit your pant and they didn't

Maybe it was good that they refused

 

[Ron.Belgrade]

You ate them and they didn't

You shit your pant and they didn't

Maybe it was good that they refused

it wasnt bc the treats nigger

 

[der_komische]

based based based based BASED

 

[Truefaitholdorder]