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I'm not here to argue whether or not seeing an escort makes you a volcel, or whether escortcelling will ever equal the real thing. I'm writing this guide because I strongly believe that no human being should have to live life without ever getting to experience what sex is like. In a lot of countries around the world, especially South America, visiting a hooker is as normal as going to the barber, it's legal and nobody sees it as weird. In North America or some parts of Europe it's illegal, making it a bit difficult to know where to get started in seeing an escort.
I'm 23 years old, first saw an escort last month, and saw two in total. I've been researching this for a while in order to make sure the experience if best for me. Now, I'm also 5'4" and I'm not white, and as an incel I was looking for an experience that was a bit more than just sex. I was looking for a girl to pamper me and make me feel like I'm the most attractive person ever for the time I was paying her. So this guide is to find that.
Some things you need to get started:
Have a job before starting to see escorts, or at least have $500 saved in the bank. Obviously, don't see an escort if you can't afford food or rent.
Live in, or within driving distance of a medium-sized or large city. Escorts very rarely live in small towns. Your best chance of finding someone quality will be if you live near a decently sized city.
General Precautions to take:
If it seems too good to be true, it is. I'm just saying this now, there's not a chance in hell that you're going to find a bombshell who will let you fuck her bare for $100 an hour. It just won't happen. Just use your mind when doing anything
Always use protection. You are clean, we know that, but the girls? Shit, you have no idea what kind of guys have been seeing her, so make sure your penis is covered when doing anything.
Don't carry any items with you that you aren't willing to lose. At most, you should take the money you're going to give her, your phone and a piece of ID in your wallet. Maybe car keys if you're driving to her. Everything else leave at home. It's very unlikely she'll rob you, but you want to minimize the chances.
Where to find Escorts:
There are a lot of listcrawler websites for escorts, you can probably find one by searching "escorts in [your city]" on Google. However, I advise against that for numerous reasons:
1. It's higher risk. Not just in terms of police presence in the USA, but also in terms of you're really not going to know what you will get. It's quite rare, but without a way to verify the escort you could end up bait&switched (basically it's when escorts catfish you with fake pictures), scammed or even it could be a part of a sting operation. Again, it's very, very rare for things to go wrong as long as you're not being an idiot.
2.The girls on Listcrawler sites are much less likely to offer GFE. I'll explain what that is in a second, but pretty much the girls on these listcrawlers are expecting you to come in, fuck and get out. Especially the younger ones, they're not going to make you feel good and will just lay there until you finish the deed. They're not going to try to make you feel comfortable or valued or anything like that. It's gonna feel hollow and you likely won't enjoy yourself.
The best place to find escorts is an escort review board. Just search "escort review board [your city]", there's most likely one for the city you're in. They should have an ads section as well as a review section for the escorts. It's mostly full of boomers or middle aged dudes with a lot of money to spare but no girl. These boards solve a shit ton of problems for you. First, someone else have taken the risk instead of you to see the girl, and you can cross out any risk of her being fake, a sting operation, a robber, etc. Second, the girls on these boards have a reputation that they need to guard, any funny business could easily shut down their business which makes it a buyer's market. Third, the girls on there have had more experience in the business, so they better know how to make you feel comfortable and valued.
How to choose an Escort:
Your preferences are yours, it's really up to you. The most important thing is to find a girl that does GFE. It stands for Girlfriend Experience. She'll still fuck you and everything, but will make everything feel more natural, kind of as if she's your girlfriend. She'll talk with you, hug you, kiss you and do all the lovey-dovey stuff that couples do, and it's definitely worth it to get to experience that for the first time.
You can find really good GFE service on average for about $300 an hour. $350 an hour is on the higher end. Don't spend more than $450 an hour, it won't be worth it.
Some things that you really should look for in the girl you're looking to book:
Does she screen? This further reduces the risk of it being law enforcement. Law enforcement don't care about screening clients, they want you to get into the door ASAP so they can arrest you. Every girl screens differently, but they might ask for your LinkedIn page or photo ID. Don't worry about that, just offer it. (Also, don't worry, you won't be the ugliest person she has had to deal with. It's really unlikely you will be rejected on the basis of your looks here, she just wants your money).
Does she have a website? Even better. Girls who have websites are more legit, and will put more effort into their service.
Some girls may ask for a deposit. As long as she screens and has a website and she's on a review board, it's not a scam. My advice is if you're going to see a girl that requires a deposit, then it has to be $50 max. No more than that or it's likely a scam.
My advice, the best age for a hooker is about 24-29. I've seen one hooker that is 26 years old, another that is 20 years old. The 26 year old one put in much more effort in making me feel good. The 20 year old pretty much did starfish.
Also, incall>outcall. For incall, you go to her place. Outcall she comes to you. Incalls tend to be cheaper, though it's really up to your living situation.
How to Message an Escort to Book:
Just follow this template:
"Hi, my name is [your name], and am [age] years old.
I found your advertisement on [website], and I was hoping to do an x hour incall on [date] at [time].
[if she requires screening] I have attached the screening info on this email.
Thanks and hope to hear from you soon."
Sounds simpy, but trust me, being nice actually pays when contacting a hooker.
If you are young (28 or younger), include this line somewhere in the e-mail:
"I know I am younger, but I can assure you I am respectful and will be as professional as possible."
If you are ethnic like I am, include this line somewhere in the e-mail:
"I know I am [race], I did grow up here in [country], I speak English fluently and I'm Westernized. I hope it's not a problem to you."
Some hookers will only service white guys and will say plainly. You don't have to email them, there are a lot of girls to go around who will not care about your race, but you have to give them an impression that you're Westernized.
Some do's and dont's:
DO make sure you have everything she requires on your first email. You have to read her ad and follow the booking instructions. She'll be more receptive to accepting if you follow the instructions.
DON'T mention ANYTHING about sex or sexual favours. You're booking an appointment, you don't need to say anything more than that. If you read her ad, then you already know what she advertises, you don't need to say anything more. Any girl that's mentioning sexual services or anything to do with condoms or whatnot, be careful because that's likely law enforcement.
DON'T mention you're a virgin. You can mention that once you're at her place, but she doesn't need to know by email.
Once you have confirmed a booking, you only need to email her twice after that. You're going to shoot an email/text the morning of the meeting to confirm address, and then another one once you arrive at her place to let her know you're here. Don't start sexting or doing any shit like that, it's not necessary.
Before seeing an escort:
Shower. This is legit the only time where taking a shower will help you get laid. The cleaner you are when seeing her, the better she'll treat you I can guarantee that. Use soap to wash your whole body, make sure you clean your genitals and asscrack. Drink plenty of water the day of. Eat scent-neutral foods, no garlic. Wear clean clothes. Most of you do this arleady so I'm not going to beat a dead horse.
My advice for breath is in addition to proper dental hygiene, make sure you eat at least three apples before seeing her, in addition to drinking plenty of water. Guaranteed you'll have a good breath.
What to do when you're at an escort's place:
When you arrive at the door, just give her the money right away in an envelope so that you don't have to think about it. After that, just relax tbh. See if she will offer you a drink to cool nerves, and just be honest that you're doing this for the first time and that you're nervous. She'll put her guard down and will be much more willing to put in a good time for you. Ask her to massage you first if you're feeling nervous and she'll know how to ease you into the sex part. She's done this before so you just gotta follow her lead.
She'll most likely ask you to take a shower before any sex stuff, that's okay just take the shower.
Ten minutes before you time is up you should be getting ready to go.
I guarantee you that if you follow this guide you will have a very enjoyable experience with a hooker, and at least you get to know what sex feels like.
I'm 23 years old, first saw an escort last month, and saw two in total. I've been researching this for a while in order to make sure the experience if best for me. Now, I'm also 5'4" and I'm not white, and as an incel I was looking for an experience that was a bit more than just sex. I was looking for a girl to pamper me and make me feel like I'm the most attractive person ever for the time I was paying her. So this guide is to find that.
Some things you need to get started:
Have a job before starting to see escorts, or at least have $500 saved in the bank. Obviously, don't see an escort if you can't afford food or rent.
Live in, or within driving distance of a medium-sized or large city. Escorts very rarely live in small towns. Your best chance of finding someone quality will be if you live near a decently sized city.
General Precautions to take:
If it seems too good to be true, it is. I'm just saying this now, there's not a chance in hell that you're going to find a bombshell who will let you fuck her bare for $100 an hour. It just won't happen. Just use your mind when doing anything
Always use protection. You are clean, we know that, but the girls? Shit, you have no idea what kind of guys have been seeing her, so make sure your penis is covered when doing anything.
Don't carry any items with you that you aren't willing to lose. At most, you should take the money you're going to give her, your phone and a piece of ID in your wallet. Maybe car keys if you're driving to her. Everything else leave at home. It's very unlikely she'll rob you, but you want to minimize the chances.
Where to find Escorts:
There are a lot of listcrawler websites for escorts, you can probably find one by searching "escorts in [your city]" on Google. However, I advise against that for numerous reasons:
1. It's higher risk. Not just in terms of police presence in the USA, but also in terms of you're really not going to know what you will get. It's quite rare, but without a way to verify the escort you could end up bait&switched (basically it's when escorts catfish you with fake pictures), scammed or even it could be a part of a sting operation. Again, it's very, very rare for things to go wrong as long as you're not being an idiot.
2.The girls on Listcrawler sites are much less likely to offer GFE. I'll explain what that is in a second, but pretty much the girls on these listcrawlers are expecting you to come in, fuck and get out. Especially the younger ones, they're not going to make you feel good and will just lay there until you finish the deed. They're not going to try to make you feel comfortable or valued or anything like that. It's gonna feel hollow and you likely won't enjoy yourself.
The best place to find escorts is an escort review board. Just search "escort review board [your city]", there's most likely one for the city you're in. They should have an ads section as well as a review section for the escorts. It's mostly full of boomers or middle aged dudes with a lot of money to spare but no girl. These boards solve a shit ton of problems for you. First, someone else have taken the risk instead of you to see the girl, and you can cross out any risk of her being fake, a sting operation, a robber, etc. Second, the girls on these boards have a reputation that they need to guard, any funny business could easily shut down their business which makes it a buyer's market. Third, the girls on there have had more experience in the business, so they better know how to make you feel comfortable and valued.
How to choose an Escort:
Your preferences are yours, it's really up to you. The most important thing is to find a girl that does GFE. It stands for Girlfriend Experience. She'll still fuck you and everything, but will make everything feel more natural, kind of as if she's your girlfriend. She'll talk with you, hug you, kiss you and do all the lovey-dovey stuff that couples do, and it's definitely worth it to get to experience that for the first time.
You can find really good GFE service on average for about $300 an hour. $350 an hour is on the higher end. Don't spend more than $450 an hour, it won't be worth it.
Some things that you really should look for in the girl you're looking to book:
Does she screen? This further reduces the risk of it being law enforcement. Law enforcement don't care about screening clients, they want you to get into the door ASAP so they can arrest you. Every girl screens differently, but they might ask for your LinkedIn page or photo ID. Don't worry about that, just offer it. (Also, don't worry, you won't be the ugliest person she has had to deal with. It's really unlikely you will be rejected on the basis of your looks here, she just wants your money).
Does she have a website? Even better. Girls who have websites are more legit, and will put more effort into their service.
Some girls may ask for a deposit. As long as she screens and has a website and she's on a review board, it's not a scam. My advice is if you're going to see a girl that requires a deposit, then it has to be $50 max. No more than that or it's likely a scam.
My advice, the best age for a hooker is about 24-29. I've seen one hooker that is 26 years old, another that is 20 years old. The 26 year old one put in much more effort in making me feel good. The 20 year old pretty much did starfish.
Also, incall>outcall. For incall, you go to her place. Outcall she comes to you. Incalls tend to be cheaper, though it's really up to your living situation.
How to Message an Escort to Book:
Just follow this template:
"Hi, my name is [your name], and am [age] years old.
I found your advertisement on [website], and I was hoping to do an x hour incall on [date] at [time].
[if she requires screening] I have attached the screening info on this email.
Thanks and hope to hear from you soon."
Sounds simpy, but trust me, being nice actually pays when contacting a hooker.
If you are young (28 or younger), include this line somewhere in the e-mail:
"I know I am younger, but I can assure you I am respectful and will be as professional as possible."
If you are ethnic like I am, include this line somewhere in the e-mail:
"I know I am [race], I did grow up here in [country], I speak English fluently and I'm Westernized. I hope it's not a problem to you."
Some hookers will only service white guys and will say plainly. You don't have to email them, there are a lot of girls to go around who will not care about your race, but you have to give them an impression that you're Westernized.
Some do's and dont's:
DO make sure you have everything she requires on your first email. You have to read her ad and follow the booking instructions. She'll be more receptive to accepting if you follow the instructions.
DON'T mention ANYTHING about sex or sexual favours. You're booking an appointment, you don't need to say anything more than that. If you read her ad, then you already know what she advertises, you don't need to say anything more. Any girl that's mentioning sexual services or anything to do with condoms or whatnot, be careful because that's likely law enforcement.
DON'T mention you're a virgin. You can mention that once you're at her place, but she doesn't need to know by email.
Once you have confirmed a booking, you only need to email her twice after that. You're going to shoot an email/text the morning of the meeting to confirm address, and then another one once you arrive at her place to let her know you're here. Don't start sexting or doing any shit like that, it's not necessary.
Before seeing an escort:
Shower. This is legit the only time where taking a shower will help you get laid. The cleaner you are when seeing her, the better she'll treat you I can guarantee that. Use soap to wash your whole body, make sure you clean your genitals and asscrack. Drink plenty of water the day of. Eat scent-neutral foods, no garlic. Wear clean clothes. Most of you do this arleady so I'm not going to beat a dead horse.
My advice for breath is in addition to proper dental hygiene, make sure you eat at least three apples before seeing her, in addition to drinking plenty of water. Guaranteed you'll have a good breath.
What to do when you're at an escort's place:
When you arrive at the door, just give her the money right away in an envelope so that you don't have to think about it. After that, just relax tbh. See if she will offer you a drink to cool nerves, and just be honest that you're doing this for the first time and that you're nervous. She'll put her guard down and will be much more willing to put in a good time for you. Ask her to massage you first if you're feeling nervous and she'll know how to ease you into the sex part. She's done this before so you just gotta follow her lead.
She'll most likely ask you to take a shower before any sex stuff, that's okay just take the shower.
Ten minutes before you time is up you should be getting ready to go.
I guarantee you that if you follow this guide you will have a very enjoyable experience with a hooker, and at least you get to know what sex feels like.