Becky asked me to fish her I-phone out of port a potty shit for ten dollars

[Bedford Stye]

Lol. What the hell? I know it was a full moon. Last night-

I was working security at a hi school football game.

A Becky came running up, said she dropped her phone, come see!!

"Isn't it your job to...ummm....like.....help with shit like that""" I will give you five...
No..ten dollars!


I responded, "I will lower you down into the hole head first and you grab it""'

She looked horrified, and scampered off muttering.

A few people near me heard the whole thing and started laughing.

 

[PLA1092]

An incel working security?

How tall are you?

 

[BertStanton]

great

 

[Bedford Stye]

An incel working security?

How tall are you?

I'm tall, but bald.

In other words, alone.

 

[UnwantedVirgin]

I responded, "I will lower you down into the hole head first and you grab it""'

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

Lol. What the hell? I know it was a full moon. Last night-

I was working security at a hi school football game.

A Becky came running up, said she dropped her phone, come see!!

"Isn't it your job to...ummm....like.....help with shit like that""" I will give you five...
No..ten dollars!


I responded, "I will lower you down into the hole head first and you grab it""'

She looked horrified, and scampered off muttering.

A few people near me heard the whole thing and started laughing.

Jfl, I wonder if someone took it out and stole it later on.

 

[allDead]

I feel like this didn't happen.

 

[nazianime]

I responded, "I will lower you down into the hole head first and you grab it""'

Very nice and clever.

I feel like this didn't happen.

Too good to be true.

 

[Transcended Trucel]

@shii410 thoughrs ?

 

[VainHireling]

Big, if true.

 

[Bedford Stye]

Might be funnier if she heard the phone ringing in that pile of shit, over and over.

Chad calling

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

I would've done it

Put the toilet in the toilet.