Becky Borrowed port a potty, locked

[Bald Incel]

They're doing work on my apartment complex, and dumped a porta potty on the front lawn.

Last night at dusk, a red headed Becky, 5.5, 170, pulled up in a chevy aveo and RAN into the shitter.

Now get this........she was talking on speaker phone to a hive member saying ......oh my god. Oh my god.

Here's the funny part. It was LOCKED. The crew puts a cheap lock on at night.

She started howling oh my god...
Over and over still talking on the phone.

She waddled back to the car like a golf cart running over a pumpkin, got in, and then just sat there.

I guess she gave it up and shat herself. Then pulled off and flipped me the bird for watching.

 

[The Abyss]

Hahaha imagine talking on the phone as you shit yourself.

Imagine talking on the phone to someone.

Omgomgomg

 

[Copexodius Maximus]

grAYcel thread that is unreadable

I thought I was the only one that couldn't follow the story at all

 

[Deleted member 23712]

That’s nice n all

 

[Deleted member 1983]

ha

 

[Deleted member 6657]

170 pounds is fucking massive. Also lol

 

[Bald Incel]

grAYcel thread that is unreadable

It's really pretty dumbed down, provided your baseline of literacy is flux capacitor pre digital random.

The golf cart simile was known as illiterative conceptual, so that part may be beyond you.

But in general, you ought to be able to pump gas without instructions