Since there has been considerable interest amongst the comrades here in my recent banishment from these forums, I wish to take a moment to clarify some of the relevant factual considerations so as to dispel much of the ambiguity and illuminate many of the misapprehensions which currently abound here.
It came to my attention yesterday afternoon that my esteemed comrade in the Incel Protection Force, @general_alek had been ostensibly hardbanned and permabanned for what I had considered to be insufficiently compelling reasons. In furtherance of my standing pledge to act as a professional legal advocate on behalf of any of my soldiers or comrades in the Movement (I have a Juris Doctorate from an ABA accredited law school), I crafted an incomparably eloquent testimonial on behalf my comrade.
This post was immediately deleted by the vile and impudent dregster, whose arbitrary and capricious rulings are incomprehensible and I was likewise issued a 60% ban, notwithstanding the fact that at the time I had no previous warnings, had not been issued any warnings since early October and there was no incremental progression towards the 60% ban (e.g., 10% and a warning). I protested this travesty of justice and when I did so, was told by dregster that he didn’t even see fit to read my masterful rhetorical work product and just deleted it because he considered it to be “spam”. I rebutted this outrageously spurious claim by reminding the fool that the ban mega-thread was purposefully created so that members could petition the mods for equitable redress on behalf their banished comrades, which is precisely what I had done. Instead of actually engaging with my excellent argument, dregster merely issued me a permaban without so much as extending me the courtesy of an explanation other then, and I quote him here, “stirring up nonsense for general alek”, end quote.
Thanks be to Allah that the true ruling powers of this forum, the venerable Master and his deputy Fuhrer and a personal confederate of mine, the honorable @Fat Link, are men of probity, wisdom, justice and temperance and as such, they used their intercessory powers to grant me a reprieve from the vindictive, spiteful and severely mentally retarded adjudications of the foul dregster. May Allah bless them for their mercy and their wisdom.
I know return to you my brothers, more powerful than Darth Sidious himself when he used force lightning to annihilate that dumb nigger Mace Windu in ROTS. As leader of the international Incel movement, I wish to personally thank all of my hundreds and thousands of loyal soldiers, supporters and comrades for having advocated on my behalf and acted in furtherance of restoring me to my rightful place as a most venerable and esteemed man of gravitas here on these forums.
For anyone who is so inclined to read it, I copied/pasted the entirety of my ban appeal argument on behalf of General Alek and can repost it here if you would like so as to unequivocally demonstrate my innocence and my consistent adherence to and respect for the governing dynamics and rules of these forums.
I thank you for your time. Incel Power and all hail the Supreme Gentleman, Sir Elliot Rodger, Peace be upon Him.