For all driver's license cels this is a legit cope:
I'm at work and I have to drive sometimes for it and I wanted to take as long as possible to get there since I get paid by the hour (within reason) so I've been going 5 miles under the speed limit and purposefully getting behind big trucks and stuff to go even slower
People get really pissed off when you do this even if you're in the right lane and it makes me laugh so hard so I decided to make it even worse for the normroaches that populate my community
List of things I've been doing:
1. Waiting 3-5 seconds at stop signs and red lights before going and holding up all the traffic
2. Putting on my emergencies and slowing down in heavy traffic then taking them off and speeding back up
3. When I'm in a lane and going slow and some guy is going past me, I simply get in his lane (within reason - I don't wanna die) and make him go around me
4. Sitting in the passing lane going 5 miles under the speed limit
5. There's a merge lane on the road to my work that if you don't get out of quickly enough you will have to make a right turn, so I will merge on and block the other person from merging so they have to make a right turn
6. Putting on your left turn signal at a random turn that goes into a parking lot and stopping forcing everyone to go around you, then just turning it off and speeding back up with the crowd
7. Not responding to the green light in a turning lane making the guys in the back miss the light
It's so fucking hilarious and I've already had some tyronelite try to scream at me and as soon as he hopped out of his car I drove off, plus a female was honking at me after I cut her off and we were sitting at the red light and I literally just ignored her and turned up my music
It's the funniest fucking thing ever
I'm at work and I have to drive sometimes for it and I wanted to take as long as possible to get there since I get paid by the hour (within reason) so I've been going 5 miles under the speed limit and purposefully getting behind big trucks and stuff to go even slower
People get really pissed off when you do this even if you're in the right lane and it makes me laugh so hard so I decided to make it even worse for the normroaches that populate my community
List of things I've been doing:
1. Waiting 3-5 seconds at stop signs and red lights before going and holding up all the traffic
2. Putting on my emergencies and slowing down in heavy traffic then taking them off and speeding back up
3. When I'm in a lane and going slow and some guy is going past me, I simply get in his lane (within reason - I don't wanna die) and make him go around me
4. Sitting in the passing lane going 5 miles under the speed limit
5. There's a merge lane on the road to my work that if you don't get out of quickly enough you will have to make a right turn, so I will merge on and block the other person from merging so they have to make a right turn
6. Putting on your left turn signal at a random turn that goes into a parking lot and stopping forcing everyone to go around you, then just turning it off and speeding back up with the crowd
7. Not responding to the green light in a turning lane making the guys in the back miss the light
It's so fucking hilarious and I've already had some tyronelite try to scream at me and as soon as he hopped out of his car I drove off, plus a female was honking at me after I cut her off and we were sitting at the red light and I literally just ignored her and turned up my music
It's the funniest fucking thing ever
