Serious Escortcels get in here quick please!

[Alone75]

You'll feel like shit but it's the only way an incel is getting laid. Seriously how else are incels suppose to get sex?

Rape, blackmail or going gay?

Yeah, no other real options. It's a shame I can't bring myself to arrange to meet a prostitute though.

 

[>50IQcel]

I like cowgirl because she did all the work. You have to angle your body occasionally so you feel comfortable. Doggy isn't too bad either, except that one escort I tried was this 6ft blonde with longer legs, so that was difficult, I had to prop myself up with a pillow.

Missionary felt horrible because I was on top of the foid and I kept being reminded of how physically weak and subhuman I must look from her perspective. Actually, even now, every time I try missionary, my penis just stops functioning.


No, that wouldn't happen. Trust me, anxiety kills a boner really quickly.

Now, there's a chance you'll coom the moment you touch her, or smell her, et cetera.


You can't avoid it. There's always going to be a certain element of awkwardness when you have sex with someone you don't have a connection to.

If you are a subhuman male like I am, this is the best you're ever going to experience. It's still better than nothing though.

Do you worry about STD's?

 

[Deleted member 10124]

I'm looking at escorts and once again i'm shaking like a fucking retard at the idea of having sex with a real life femoid.
I already failed twice but the third time's a charm after all.

I'm sick of my virginity. I want to be able to say I have had sex in the past, even if I had to pay for it.

This will cost me roughly 170 pounds (202 euro, 224 US dollars) for an hour and it will mean that I probably won't be able to go abroad with my "friends" this year which I think would ultimately be a blueballing experience anyway and it would have a terrible effect on my mental health seeing them bringing girls back.
I don't think the 0.00000000000000001% chance of ascending is worth it.

So what do you guys think? Is putting my peen inside a vagin worth it?
I have been deteriorating a lot lately, I can barely get out of bed. I think the dopamine boost from sex would make me much more motivated but i'm not sure.

1. Take a viagra before the meet up & several for the meet up.
2. Spray some longer lasting delay spray on your glans head.
3. Get your cock ring & condom ready.
4. Practice strengthening your tongue & wrists/fingers.
5. Quit your whining & Stop being a little bitch.
6. Fuck her good. Fuck her well.
7. Enjoy yourself.
8. Adios Amigo

 

[Deleted member 23682]

It's brutal seeing all the low inhib slayers that have no problems simply walking over to a femoid's apartment and talking to her, let alone fucking her.
I legit tried twice to go to one and I failed. I'm too fucking incompetent to meet an escort. It's so fucking over jfl

stop being a wimp and do it

 

[Deleted member 17419]

1. Take a viagra before the meet up & several for the meet up.
2. Spray some longer lasting delay spray on your glans head.
3. Get your cock ring & condom ready.
4. Practice strengthening your tongue & wrists/fingers.
5. Quit your whining & Stop being a little bitch.
6. Fuck her good. Fuck her well.

 

[Incline]

I actually tried to find if the age of consent is the same for fucking prostitutes but couldn't find anything jfl. I doubt a whore would risk getting jailed for fucking a 15 year old client tbqh.


Nigga how? Wtf. Was she hot? How long?

Prostitutes are illegal anyway there so what does it matter jfl

 

[Deleted member 24166]

You need to have free sex in order for it to count as a real virginity loss. That is what is needed for ascension. Losing your virginity to an escort will not change anything – it is only a waste of money. It is better to spend your money on self-improvement instead.

 

[ItsOver4cel]

Never gonna try an escort. I just find it to be one of the ultimate signs of cuckoldry. No offense nonetheless to all escortcels.

 

[Gladiatorcel]

I'd rather stay a perma-virgin than go to an escort tbh, I don't like the thought of giving money to women

 

[Spioenkop1]

You need to have free sex in order for it to count as a real virginity loss. That is what is needed for ascension. Losing your virginity to an escort will not change anything – it is only a waste of money. It is better to spend your money on self-improvement instead.

I don’t agree. I have gained sexual experiences but ofcourse I didn’t have a romantic partner yet. Only relationships you get for free are real relationships that’s for sure, but I got a good taste how having a gf may feel like.

Never gonna try an escort. I just find it to be one of the ultimate signs of cuckoldry. No offense nonetheless to all escortcels.

Offense not taken. It’s a difficult decision and can Be for sure expensive as fuck, if you don’t pay attention. For me it was worth it, because I had wonderful hookers, but even finding those takes a lot of research. That being said the only real solution is having a foid really liking you and the rest is show.

 

[Yerberito]

I never try escortceling

 

[Monk of Failure]

Just do it if you want sex only.

 

[suislayer]

I've escortcelled 3 times.

First time was when I lost my virginity and was very good. Outcall from a chubby early 20s blonde girl to a decent nice room. She was very nice and enthusiastic and gave fantastic head. She even tried to make conversation with me after I finished but I kind of sperged out and she left.

Second time was a $60 bj incall from a late 30s whore with giant fake tits and dyed red hair in her hotel room. She was uncomfortable and not really enthusiastic (probably because of our age difference), and gave way worse head than the first girl. Not an experience I'd pay for again.

Third time was at an Asian massage parlor with a 48 year old chinese lady. Gave a shitty massage and was very chatty and nice despite her English being shit. Had big fat tits and a decent body considering her age. She only offered a handjob, which was good, but I was hoping for more. Would go back if she offered full service, but $120 ($60 parlor fee + 60 for hj) for a handjob is a massive fucking ripoff.

 

[Deleted member 6329]

Short answer yes

 

[KingChemist]

I don't feel too proud tbh. But I was all out of hope. There was literally no other way for me to get sex. What can I do?