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RageFuel FFUUUUUUUCK I WISH I HAD FACIAL HAIR

kkt6

kkt6

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Facialhairmaxxing is legit the most effective form of looksmaxxing, but I can't grow ANY. I have recurring dreams where I join ISIS to get an impressive Jihadi moustache and beard, and I just caress it and stare in the mirror. Then, I wake up and I'm disoriented and still believe that I have it, so I look in the mirror but there's NOTHING THERE. Sometimes I take photos of myself, and draw a moustache on them in MS Paint to see just how much better I would look with one, but no, I had to be the only man in my family incapable of growing a moustache. FUCK EVERYTHING.
 
How old are you?
 
Yeah, beardgame is good because it hides your face. A lot of guys do it successfully.

The inability to grow beards seems fairly commom here. I wonder what the percentages are.
 
I have Poverty tier chin stubble
 
I wish I DIDNT have facial hair. Im sick of sjaving everyday, and even twice if that day I get up early and go to bed late.
 
Why join Daesh when you can join the National Rifle Association.
 
Put rogaine on your face
 
I don’t have body hair in addition besides armpit and pubic
 
It's over for philtrumcels without good beard genetics
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Facialhairmaxxing is legit the most effective form of looksmaxxing, .

That's only true when you're using a beard to hide a shit lower third

I'm guessing you're a lowerthirdcel
 
That's only true when you're using a beard to hide a shit lower third

I'm guessing you're a lowerthirdcel
No, I'm not interested in a beard but a moustache would make me look far more mature.
 
same I cant grow a beard for shit, I think ill look okay with one.
 
USE MINOXIDIL.
 
I have good growth of facial hair, but still look young asf. Imagine this.
 
legittttttttt

im sooooooo fucking thankful i can grow facial hair, im never shaving again tbh. i don't think you can even understand how 10/10 OVER it is for philtrumcels who can't even grow a fucking mustache.
 
just use minoxidil
 
I wish I DIDNT have facial hair. Im sick of sjaving everyday, and even twice if that day I get up early and go to bed late.
It really ruins your gay vampire vibe doesn't it Zyros?
 
TOP KEK
even babies shoot their parents in america KEK
Kek. Probably highly intelligent babycels who knew they were gonna turn into truecels so they shot their parents because of their anger.
 

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